[synclastica_86]

1. Primary Weapon:

A Nimitz class carrier should neutralize any horde of zombies.
2. Back-up weapon:

If all else fails, just show the video of 2 girls 1 cup. Upon viewing, anything (living or dead) will immediately self-destruct.
3. Vehicle:

Armed with an aircraft carrier and the almighty 2 girls 1 cup video, I'll have nothing to worry about. What better than to sip margaritas in the infinite pool on this mega yacht?
4. Babe:
Babe? I'm married. My wife is the only choice.
5. Theme song:
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This should go well with my drink.
6. Battle cry:
Hmmmmmyes..... one more drink please.

[oldaccount]

Originally Posted by synclastica_86

If all else fails, just show the video of 2 girls 1 cup. Upon viewing, anything (living or dead) will immediately self-destruct.

nah. that's too tame. id use 1 guy 1 cup.

[Crimson92]

Originally Posted by Suareezay

nah. that's too tame. id use 1 guy 1 cup.

lemonparty

[oldaccount]

Originally Posted by Crimson92

lemonparty

not even in the same league, dude. that shits G-rated compared to 1 guy 1 cup.

[Crimson92]

Originally Posted by Suareezay

not even in the same league, dude. that shits G-rated compared to 1 guy 1 cup.

dont even wanna know

[oldaccount]

Originally Posted by Crimson92

dont even wanna know

its probably better that you dont. its one of those things that cannot be unseen.

[oldaccount]

Originally Posted by jh valley

goddammit you douche, now its playing in my head

get it outta there

[synclastica_86]

Originally Posted by Suareezay

nah. that's too tame. id use 1 guy 1 cup.

Wait.... there exist something more than 2 girls 1 cup? What could ever be worse? It's impossible.

[oldaccount]

Originally Posted by synclastica_86

Wait.... there exist something more than 2 girls 1 cup? What could ever be worse? It's impossible.

it exists. and it is worse. it is possible. try it for yourself.

[synclastica_86]

OMFG........... do u know the story abt curiosity killing the cat? You go 1 dead cat here. It is effing sick. Yup, I am (once again) scared for life.

[oldaccount]

Originally Posted by synclastica_86

OMFG........... do u know the story abt curiosity killing the cat? You go 1 dead cat here. It is effing sick. Yup, I am (once again) scared for life.

you may be scarred, but at least youre not a vagine. most people wont even watch it.

[cougfan335]

That whole jar incident was pretty unfortunate.

1) Primary Weapon: HK21e


2)Secondary Weapon: HK51 (only 1 caliber of ammo to stock)


3) Vehicle (It only goes 2mph and gets pretty bad mileage, but it has the space I am looking for and is much too tall for those zombies to climb onto. Plus if things get real hairy I can always GTFO like none other)


4) Babe (Tough choice, why not go for two in one! Plus it ain't illegal when she's the only girl left)


5) Theme Song: MC Hammer - "U can't touch this"


6) Battle Cry: Leeeeeerrrroooooooooooooy Jenkiiiiins! (Because it'll probably turn into a kamikaze mission after a couple days with Hannah Montana)

[dasReaper]

1) Primary Weapon: H&K 416

2) Secondary Weapon: H&K MP7

3) Vehical: Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren

4) The Girl: Olga Kurylenko
5) Theme Song: Still Alive by GLaDOS & Jonathan Coulton
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6) Battle Cry: FALCON PAWNCH!

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[Oregano123]

1. kristin kreuk
2. my life

[amgthis]

1.

2.

3.r34 pls

4.on the right pls

5

6
wat

[c0nstant]

battle cry: "ill put it in you after i kill these zombies, misa"

[c0nstant]

i just realized i misspelled 'weapons' and i cant change it. now its bugging me. fml

[c0nstant]

'fuck off'

[NewSong]

1. Primary Weapon:


Gives me long melee attack.

2. Back-up weapon:


3. Vehicle:



Reliable fuel pump.

4. Babe:


5. Theme song:
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[eVitO]

1.


2. Couple of these:


3.


4.The wife:

5.
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6. I can't believe you've done this.

[PeeGoo]

this thread is just so full of epic awesomeness.

[Borsig]

Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

This was a thread from a Cobra board I belong to. If you were battling/escaping hordes of zombies what would you pick for:

1. Main weapon
2. Backup weapon
3. Vehicle
4. Babe to repopulate earth with
5. Theme song
6. Battle cry

1. M4A3 Carbine / CQC / ACOG TA01NSN + LD (Yes, I have one)
2. H&K MP5K PDW (Yes I ahve one on a flemming sear)
3. H1 (No I dont - but the hummer dealer is 3 blocks form me - SHTF=commandeer nedded vehcile with owned weapons)
4. Dita Von Teese

5. Devotchka - How it ends

6. For the fallen!