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      01-30-2019, 04:39 PM   #155
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WTF thread is this?
This thread's origins are alien in nature, which is why it seems strange to you.

We indulge him anyways.
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      01-30-2019, 04:52 PM   #156
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WTF thread is this?
Just what it says, you in?
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      01-30-2019, 05:11 PM   #157
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Just what it says, you in?
LOL let me check out the first few pages
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      01-30-2019, 05:36 PM   #158
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You'd at least expect to see some FAP pics.
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      01-30-2019, 06:24 PM   #161
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Doesn’t this sorta conflict with hump day?
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      01-30-2019, 06:29 PM   #162
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Doesn’t this sorta conflict with hump day?
Not if you're doing it right
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      01-30-2019, 08:38 PM   #163
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      01-30-2019, 09:33 PM   #164
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Where is Anglo and all his pictures?
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      01-30-2019, 09:37 PM   #165
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Ok after last night I don't think I have the energy to contribute
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      01-30-2019, 09:54 PM   #166
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Ok after last night I don't think I have the energy to contribute
Come on Doc... Can't you just 'scribe yourself some of them lil blue pills to get into the action?

I can't believe someone brought this thread back from the dead lol...
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      01-30-2019, 10:11 PM   #167
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Come on Doc... Can't you just 'scribe yourself some of them lil blue pills to get into the action?

I can't believe someone brought this thread back from the dead lol...
Sorry that was the idiot OP
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      01-31-2019, 12:16 AM   #168
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Come on Doc... Can't you just 'scribe yourself some of them lil blue pills to get into the action?

I can't believe someone brought this thread back from the dead lol...
Sorry that was the idiot OP
Well, I see nothing has changed around here except ASBSECU E93 getting ridiculously older... Reverse Benjamin Button - rapid rate...
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      01-31-2019, 12:51 AM   #169
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Is this thread for guys who aren't getting any cause it's kinda funny and creepy
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      01-31-2019, 12:52 AM   #170
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Is this thread for guys who aren't getting any cause it's kinda funny and creepy
I'm married I can get it whenever I want, it's just usually solo bro.
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      01-31-2019, 10:40 AM   #171
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Ok after last night I don't think I have the energy to contribute
I'll give you two days tops to rest.....then I want details of the B&E jack off extravaganza at whatever stripper named harlot has your attention as of late.
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Doesn’t this sorta conflict with hump day?
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Doing it right? : Hump day = pu$$y day where I come from, hence conflict with whack day. But whatever, whack away but be sure and do it right...lol
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      01-31-2019, 12:28 PM   #173
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Doing it right? : Hump day = pu$$y day where I come from, hence conflict with whack day. But whatever, whack away but be sure and do it right...lol
Ya I actually have no idea what I meant when I said that lol, ashamed I even commented on the thread at all
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Come on dont be ashamed. We are taking back our given rights to life liberty and pursuit of whackable porn.
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lol I can't believe this thread exist haha!
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lol I can't believe this thread exist haha!
Me neither... I can’t believe these guys treat their bodies like an amusement park. I think we need to have a contest.
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