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      12-03-2015, 04:54 PM   #17249
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F30lolz - Darantula (KD) is the business, man...special player when he's on....
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Owner of my job just asked me if I wanted to go to the Heat/Thunder game tonight. I'm not a fan of either team but I'm not gonna complain.
That's usually accompanied with free drinks. Lots of hot babes at sports events. Make the best of it.
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      12-03-2015, 05:13 PM   #17251
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That's usually accompanied with free drinks. Lots of hot babes at sports events. Make the best of it.
I was given two tickets. My wife cannot make it. My father is as poor as dirt, my cousins are being pussies, my step daughter has too much homework and my son is too young (8) to take a Uber/Lyft. However, a co-worker is begging me to take her....

BTW, a pic as I know it would be asked
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Owner of my job just asked me if I wanted to go to the Heat/Thunder game tonight. I'm not a fan of either team but I'm not gonna complain.
Husband owner, or wife owner???

Former, make sure your phone is charged.
Latter, make sure your phone is charged and has lots of space to store pics
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Either way, nice tits. Congrats on both ends!
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Husband owner, or wife owner???

Former, make sure your phone is charged.
Latter, make sure your phone is charged and has lots of space to store pics
The husband is the owner. The wife is the one who sits across from me who gives me tug jobs.
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      12-03-2015, 05:22 PM   #17255
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Either way, nice tits. Congrats on both ends!
You big boob hating liar!

F30lolz that's the coworker you thought looked just like me, right??? Ha ha... whoo...
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Would take, IF the wife gives the nod
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      12-03-2015, 05:29 PM   #17257
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You big boob hating liar!

F30lolz that's the coworker you thought looked just like me, right??? Ha ha... whoo...
No, that one is this one..
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F30lolz that's the coworker you thought looked just like me, right??? Ha ha... whoo...
I said that they were nice, not that they were my style! Back up, I love yo titties, girl. Mustache and all.
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No, that one is this one..
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Joke
I know, I was in a mood to post pics of girls so our 'male friends' can see. Get it? Got it? GOOD.
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That's usually accompanied with free drinks. Lots of hot babes at sports events. Make the best of it.
I was given two tickets. My wife cannot make it. My father is as poor as dirt, my cousins are being pussies, my step daughter has too much homework and my son is too young (8) to take a Uber/Lyft. However, a co-worker is begging me to take her....

BTW, a pic as I know it would be asked
YEAH SON!!!!!
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You big boob hating liar!

F30lolz that's the coworker you thought looked just like me, right??? Ha ha... whoo...
I said that they were nice, not that they were my style! Back up, I love yo titties, girl. Mustache and all.
Don't we all.....
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Biorin's titties are mine bruh, back off. Go after Sara or something, farmboy.
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IMHO this chick is a pain in the ass, though she does have a big ass.
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Which one?


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not sure if Biorin has an ass, but a pain she is
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Biorin's titties are mine bruh, back off. Go after Sara or something, farmboy.
Just because you've been rejected as POOL BOY - don't mean you can just come back and ASSume your spot....new pecking order round here...
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Just because you've been rejected as POOL BOY - don't mean you can just come back and ASSume your spot....new pecking order round here...
I've never been rejected as pool boy. That's what I'm known for, so I don't know what kind of crack you've been smoking..., but seriously dude..., back up.

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She's got a booty you'd bury your face in.
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I've never been rejected as pool boy. That's what I'm known for, so I don't know what kind of crack you've been smoking..., but seriously dude..., back up.

Dude:
Donkey, Check
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Like minded, Tax Return reading kindred spirits, CHECK!!!!

No way you have any chance here....Bruh
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Like minded, Tax Return reading kindred spirits, CHECK!!!!

No way you have any chance here....Bruh
I have a huge penis, so any argument you try to make is futile.
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