[1MOREMOD]

It showed some mobile homes and most will live at the bar or track.

[UncleWede]

I have a vague recollection of little Ronny Howard in The Twilight Zone. . .

[ASBSECU E93]

We could declare this tract of land Sovereign and then Lups could stay...

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I have a little Ronny

Banned for having a little Ronny.

[Biorin]

We need a business plan to make this town profitable... $250k is a cheap investment, but building up houses and brothels would take a lot of funds, and we'd have to attract residents somehow.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

We need a business plan to make this town profitable... $250k is a cheap investment, but building up houses and brothels would take a lot of funds, and we'd have to attract residents somehow.

I think we've got that covered.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think we've got that covered.

The world HQ for the center of free love...?

[1MOREMOD]

Midget porn capital of the US?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

The world HQ for the center of free love...?

It ain't free. How we gonna turn a profit if it's free?!?!

Geez, post a couple of donks and you're mind gets all turned around.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think we've got that covered.

.

[C5driver]

We need a few things for a start.

1. Municipal incorporation, along with a town name.
2. Charter.
3. Proposed governing body.
4. Law enforcement.

I propose Bimmerville or Douchebag City.

[Axius]

I like Douchebag City, has a nice ring to it.



I CALL BEING MAYOR! DIBS!

[ASBSECU E93]

Silly Axius - Real power is in the town counsel...specifically the Chairperson...

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

I CALL BEING MAYOR! DIBS!

You need 51%...start campaigning.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Silly Axius - Real power is in the town counsel...specifically the Chairperson...

Dibbs on Sheriff!

that's where the real power is!

[Biorin]

Can I be the judge?

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

We need a business plan to make this town profitable... $250k is a cheap investment, but building up houses and brothels would take a lot of funds, and we'd have to attract residents somehow.

Alright, we've got 6.6 acres to work with. Since land is at a premium, we're going to have to import a lot of supplies rather than try to be self sufficient.

I'm thinking we're going to need at least 1 acre for Knob Creek 2.0. This will be a big attraction and moneymaker with the local hunters.

The barn, bar, and house (brothel) probably take up an acre. Also a big visitor destination. Food and drink out here is a great attraction to our town.

The track simply will not fit within our borders, unless we plan to run our town as a 24/7 road course, which is too much of a liability. Looks like we'll need to purchase some adjacent land, which is an additional expense.

Down to logistics, housing 40 residents @ a comfortable 1000 sqft each is almost exactly an acre which seems like too much to commit to for a town this size. But I think we can start building up into multi levels if we provide a large apartment/mansion type structure with public infrastructure for garage space and parks. This could probably be done in a couple acres.

40 residents @ 2 shots of whiskey per day is 29,200 shots = 228 gal. * 1.7 lb/gal of whiskey production = 387 lb of corn. / 35 lb/bushel = 11 bushels of corn / 100 bushels/acre because we're shit farmers = .11 acres for corn production. We'll double it to .25 acre and double that for winter greenhouse space = .5 acres. I think we ignore this and simply purchase corn and save the land for the distillery. This could be a major export for our town regionally.

The goat farm will be difficult as well. At an average of 4 goats per acre, we're low on space to provide them the space they need. Therefore, I think we fence in our entire town and pass a no-paving law. Thus we'll have up to 25 free range goats in our town at all times. It makes the town seem more friendly and inviting, gives us a quirky appeal, and goats. Goats.

I've used up all my thinking power for the day. Work is gonna be productive this afternoon.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Silly Axius - Real power is in the town counsel...specifically the Chairperson...

Unless we do something hippie-like and go with a representative meeting.

I vote for something less egalitarian...maybe a Grand Imperial Dictator.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Can I be the judge?

You'll need a booster seat so we can see you.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Unless we do something hippie-like and go with a representative meeting.

I vote for something less egalitarian...maybe a Grand Imperial Dictator.

I can vouch for myself when I say that I would be the Grandest of Grand Imperial Dictators, jus' sayin'.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Alright, we've got 6.6 acres to work with. Since land is at a premium, we're going to have to import a lot of supplies rather than try to be self sufficient.

I'm thinking we're going to need at least 1 acre for Knob Creek 2.0. This will be a big attraction and moneymaker with the local hunters.

The barn, bar, and house (brothel) probably take up an acre. Also a big visitor destination. Food and drink out here is a great attraction to our town.

The track simply will not fit within our borders, unless we plan to run our town as a 24/7 road course, which is too much of a liability. Looks like we'll need to purchase some adjacent land, which is an additional expense.

Down to logistics, housing 40 residents @ a comfortable 1000 sqft each is almost exactly an acre which seems like too much to commit to for a town this size.

40 residents @ 2 shots of whiskey per day is 29,200 shots = 228 gal. * 1.7 lb/gal of whiskey production = 387 lb of corn. / 35 lb/bushel = 11 bushels of corn / 100 bushels/acre because we're shit farmers = .11 acres for corn production. We'll double it to .25 acre and double that for winter greenhouse space = .5 acres. I think we ignore this and simply purchase corn and save the land for the distillery. This could be a major export for our town regionally.

The goat farm will be difficult as well. At an average of 4 goats per acre, we're low on space to provide them the space they need. Therefore, I think we fence in our entire town and pass a no-paving law. Thus we'll have up to 25 free range goats in our town at all times.

I've used up all my thinking power for the day. Work is gonna be productive this afternoon.

This is porn.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Alright, we've got 6.6 acres to work with. Since land is at a premium, we're going to have to import a lot of supplies rather than try to be self sufficient.

I'm thinking we're going to need at least 1 acre for Knob Creek 2.0. This will be a big attraction and moneymaker with the local hunters.

The barn, bar, and house (brothel) probably take up an acre. Also a big visitor destination. Food and drink out here is a great attraction to our town.

The track simply will not fit within our borders, unless we plan to run our town as a 24/7 road course, which is too much of a liability. Looks like we'll need to purchase some adjacent land, which is an additional expense.

Down to logistics, housing 40 residents @ a comfortable 1000 sqft each is almost exactly an acre which seems like too much to commit to for a town this size.

40 residents @ 2 shots of whiskey per day is 29,200 shots = 228 gal. * 1.7 lb/gal of whiskey production = 387 lb of corn. / 35 lb/bushel = 11 bushels of corn / 100 bushels/acre because we're shit farmers = .11 acres for corn production. We'll double it to .25 acre and double that for winter greenhouse space = .5 acres. I think we ignore this and simply purchase corn and save the land for the distillery. This could be a major export for our town regionally.

The goat farm will be difficult as well. At an average of 4 goats per acre, we're low on space to provide them the space they need. Therefore, I think we fence in our entire town and pass a no-paving law. Thus we'll have up to 25 free range goats in our town at all times.

I've used up all my thinking power for the day. Work is gonna be productive this afternoon.

Bro.... you lost me at 1 acre for KC 2.0. WTF am i supposed to do on 1 acre? I can trow a rock across an acre.