[Axius]

So I went to Bobcat Bonnies in Detroit last night with my "friends", and they shot mud all over my sexy ass rental.




I'm debating if I should just drive it around like this forever or not.

[RJ_]

I like it. Gives the little Nissan some street cred.

[Axius]

Camo. Took it out in the woods this morning to go deer hunting.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Axius

Camo. Took it out in the woods this morning to go deer hunting.

I didn't know you were such a manly man.

[RJ_]

Wouldn't be the first time the rental agency has found blood in the trunk.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

I didn't know you were such a manly man.

I've been known to dabble in man things when I'm not crocheting or baking brownies.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Wouldn't be the first time the rental agency has found blood in the trunk.

I hope they don't mind the dead hooker. The ground is way too hard to dig a hole out here and all the ponds have frozen over.

Yeah yeah, I know what you're thinking, there's plenty of dumpsters, but that's too much work.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

I hope they don't mind the dead hooker. The ground is way too hard to dig a hole out here and all the ponds have frozen over.

Yeah yeah, I know what you're thinking, there's plenty of dumpsters, but that's too much work.

Good call. The body would keep too well if it's frozen.

Just drop the car off behind an abandoned building and report it stolen. It is Detroit after all.

aaand now I'm on a list.

[Axius]

Welcome to the list, would you like to meet our vice general Kwame Kilpatrick?

[Axius]

This is the kind of shit you hear on the news around here;

http://www.freep.com/story/news/loca...home/76256496/

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

Welcome to the list, would you like to meet our vice general Kwame Kilpatrick?

Do I have to visit him in Federal? I think I'll pass. The crime section on his Wikipedia page takes way too long to scroll through. Wow.

Also, that article is really sad/infuriating.

[UncleWede]

I have been unable to find .22 at any price here in Cali. So I have a rifle that I can't use. That's like having a BMW in the garage, but no tires and no gas for it. Even if I'm not going to drive it today, maybe Ill get the itch tomorrow and want to cruise it around my backyard.

#stockpilingammo

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

This is the kind of shit you hear on the news around here;

http://www.freep.com/story/news/loca...home/76256496/

Good and evil...it's been the yin and yang before we even left the trees. Some asshole attached a cinder block to a dog and threw it off the pier a couple weeks ago.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I have been unable to find .22 at any price here in Cali. So I have a rifle that I can't use. That's like having a BMW in the garage, but no tires and no gas for it. Even if I'm not going to drive it today, maybe Ill get the itch tomorrow and want to cruise it around my backyard.

#stockpilingammo

If you cruise down to OC, I have a couple you can have for my cost. (and beer)

[C5driver]

Best movie ever. (for the holidays)

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by C5driver

If you cruise down to OC, I have a couple you can have for my cost. (and beer)

Next time you fly over, drop a little parachute over the chickens (since no more turkeys) and I'll radio the hostess to drop an extra Scotch on your tray.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Best movie ever. (for the holidays)

Totally agree and I even hate Xmas.

[Mr Tonka]

Just found out that my friend's wife bought him a machinegun for Christmas. Even filed all his NFA paper work as well....

Contemplating how well it would go over to let my wife know that she's officially lost "best wife" status.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Best movie ever. (for the holidays)

Respectfully, I disagree:
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Ho Ho Ho Hoho" (no link)

[bimmette]

@UncleWede I got a soccer ball in the gut last night. First time ever and it sure hurt

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Respectfully, I disagree:
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Ho Ho Ho Hoho" (no link)

You can't compare classics like A Christmas Story with modern Christmas movies.

They are of equal but different quality and enjoyment.

I am definitely buying someone a Leg Lamp for Christmas this year!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by bimmette

@UncleWede I got a soccer ball in the gut last night. First time ever and it sure hurt

I kept my second clean sheet for half a game Friday night. Was tracking this attacker coming in from the right side, driving on the 6 yard box. She makes a hard cross to the other side, and I'm shooting back across to that side to block the attempt, but a little slow. The guy on the back door gets a nice lead to his left foot and drives it back to the opposite side. . .

And drives it right off the side of my face. Corner kick, no goal!!!!!