[Verbiage]

And it is almost ALWAYS the recently divorced or middle aged who are about cutting straight to the point. I love it.


I think I've got all of you beat, though. Last year (at 25) I met this Puerto Rican call center manager (I was in the Operations department) that was easily everyone's dream target. She didn't look a day over 37-38.


She came to the house a couple times, we had wine and talked mostly, since I was off some chill shit. No pressure for anything. Then the third night it happened. As we laid in bed she asked me how old I was. I told her 25 and she lost it.


She was 49. LMFAO.

[Verbiage]

Dude, this POF questionnaire is detailed AF. WTF is this.

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I bet that was her only pic, too. Never understood that shit.

lol it was


what you gonna get ink'd

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You seem to have a level-enough head to know how much to enable her. Besides, who are you to deny the need?

I always ask her when we gonna bang out back and she gets all red. Not gonna take it that far though.

Originally Posted by gtron

That might be good to combat premeditated reactions but never underestimate the explosive and instant power of passion related reactions.

I've had my fun, I know I can get it, that's all I need. On to the next.

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Hitting on bartenders is boring anymore. They're all the same girls with the same fucked up lives.

Exactly why they're easy targets if you even have the slightest bit of wit.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Haha, why are teachers a turn off?

I see them to possess more of a humanitarian aspect than most of the strippers and scene bitches on there.

Most teachers I've met just bore the living hell out of me. I get tired of hearing about stories of their students all day long. But they are better than me since they have productive roles in society. So I don't say much.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

And it is almost ALWAYS the recently divorced or middle aged who are about cutting straight to the point. I love it.


I think I've got all of you beat, though. Last year (at 25) I met this Puerto Rican call center manager (I was in the Operations department) that was easily everyone's dream target. She didn't look a day over 37-38.


She came to the house a couple times, we had wine and talked mostly, since I was off some chill shit. No pressure for anything. Then the third night it happened. As we laid in bed she asked me how old I was. I told her 25 and she lost it.


She was 49. LMFAO.

Jesus!

[Aatish]

Reading through the last 2 pages reminds me of high school lunch table talk

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by EALm4

lol it was


what you gonna get ink'd

Getting my right arm redone entirely (you've seen pics on IG, no?) and planning out stages for my left arm, fully automotive themed.

Originally Posted by Axius

I always ask her when we gonna bang out back and she gets all red. Not gonna take it that far though.

LOL. A part of her must actually like you.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude, this POF questionnaire is detailed AF. WTF is this.

I know, I looked at it once and I was like lol fuck that!

Originally Posted by Axius

Exactly why they're easy targets if you even have the slightest bit of wit.

I used to mess with this one girl. Long story short, she was my bottle service girl. When I stopped going to that establishment, she wasn't about it anymore.

Sluts.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Most teachers I've met just bore the living hell out of me. I get tired of hearing about stories of their students all day long. But they are better than me since they have productive roles in society. So I don't say much.

Dude, you are eerily accurate. You're right. ESPECIALLY the speech language pathologists, of which there are literally an infinite amount.

But goddamn, they're bad AF.

Originally Posted by Aatish

Reading through the last 2 pages reminds me of high school lunch table talk

Indeed. This is the guy section, guy.

[Verbiage]

A BBW question though. LMAO

[Aatish]

Swag Jones


[IMG]http://i.giphy.com/xT4uQlYKYFqhB93EWY.gif[/IMG]

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Swag Jones


[IMG]http://i.giphy.com/xT4uQlYKYFqhB93EWY.gif[/IMG]

Only way I get respeck, if I make em feel me.

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Getting my right arm redone entirely (you've seen pics on IG, no?) and planning out stages for my left arm, fully automotive themed.

oh word. Just scoped again. Be sure to post pics of the results

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Reading through the last 2 pages reminds me of high school lunch table talk

And this is why, despite me trying to tell myself to be more open-minded and not old-fashioned, online dating makes me cringe. Hopefully, all parties have the same objectives and eyes are all wide-open. Otherwise, some of this is actually pretty fucked up. People who have open relationships... I get that. Some of this, doesn't sound like that. Maybe I am being judgmental, but I place a very high premium on honesty and loyalty - not just in intimate relationships, but professional and other personal ones as well. Without those, it is just hard to trust. In my experience, a lack of honesty and loyalty is really hard to turn off in one area of life and on in another. Someone willing to lie to their spouse (or gf or boss or children or whatever) is rarely able to NOT do the same thing to the others in their life. I'll be the curmudgeon - IDGAF.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Only way I get respeck, if I make em feel me.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by EALm4

oh word. Just scoped again. Be sure to post pics of the results

Will do. I'll be swollen AF. Might have to wait until the end of next week for the A+D phase to go away smh.


InB4 STD's.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

And this is why, despite me trying to tell myself to be more open-minded and not old-fashioned, online dating makes me cringe. Hopefully, all parties have the same objectives and eyes are all wide-open. Otherwise, some of this is actually pretty fucked up. People who have open relationships... I get that. Some of this, doesn't sound like that. Maybe I am being judgmental, but I place a very high premium on honesty and loyalty - not just in intimate relationships, but professional and other personal ones as well. Without those, it is just hard to trust. In my experience, a lack of honesty and loyalty is really hard to turn off in one area of life and on in another. Someone willing to lie to their spouse (or gf or boss or children or whatever) is rarely able to NOT do the same thing to the others in their life. I'll be the curmudgeon - IDGAF.

TL; DR.


Just kidding. Sort of.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

And this is why, despite me trying to tell myself to be more open-minded and not old-fashioned, online dating makes me cringe. Hopefully, all parties have the same objectives and eyes are all wide-open. Otherwise, some of this is actually pretty fucked up. People who have open relationships... I get that. Some of this, doesn't sound like that. Maybe I am being judgmental, but I place a very high premium on honesty and loyalty - not just in intimate relationships, but professional and other personal ones as well. Without those, it is just hard to trust. In my experience, a lack of honesty and loyalty is really hard to turn off in one area of life and on in another. Someone willing to lie to their spouse (or gf or boss or children or whatever) is rarely able to NOT do the same thing to the others in their life. I'll be the curmudgeon - IDGAF.

I'm there with you. #whippersnappers

I didn't hear direct from the boy, because I went to the gym while mom drove him around. Apparently one of his buds showed his picture to a girl about 20miles away, she approved of the image, so they met up for In-N-Out (BURGERS) and a movie. I know,

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm there with you. #whippersnappers

I didn't hear direct from the boy, because I went to the gym while mom drove him around. Apparently one of his buds showed his picture to a girl about 20miles away, she approved of the image, so they met up for In-N-Out (BURGERS) and a movie. I know,

You know the drill.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

TL; DR.


Just kidding. Sort of.

I know, but the abbreviated version would have sounded super judgmental and intolerant - instead of only moderately judgmental and intolerant.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know the drill.

Son's end of the year "kegger" is Saturday night, expect to meet then.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I know, but the abbreviated version would have sounded super judgmental and intolerant - instead of only moderately judgmental and intolerant.

Dammit! I knew there was a catch!

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Son's end of the year "kegger" is Saturday night, expect to meet then.

A kegger!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

And this is why, despite me trying to tell myself to be more open-minded and not old-fashioned, online dating makes me cringe. Hopefully, all parties have the same objectives and eyes are all wide-open. Otherwise, some of this is actually pretty fucked up. People who have open relationships... I get that. Some of this, doesn't sound like that. Maybe I am being judgmental, but I place a very high premium on honesty and loyalty - not just in intimate relationships, but professional and other personal ones as well. Without those, it is just hard to trust. In my experience, a lack of honesty and loyalty is really hard to turn off in one area of life and on in another. Someone willing to lie to their spouse (or gf or boss or children or whatever) is rarely able to NOT do the same thing to the others in their life. I'll be the curmudgeon - IDGAF.

I've never been a fan of online dating. Probably because it's all I hear about in Indian culture. It's so 2D and deceptive in my mind. It's stupid easy to cook up profiles and photos. People look at profiles and choose the best fit. Some don't even give the girl/guy a chance to test the waters. It's straight up engagement.

True honesty is something lacking in today's youth. Mainly because the Internet is making it stupid easy to get around truth. Not only is this bad for honesty, but also standards. Kids these days find this shit to be normal, which is a completely fucked thought for me.

Yes, new minds can bring fresh ideas...but old minds have battle tested strategies.