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      12-15-2015, 05:07 PM   #1651
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Obviously you only got me a second or third-class shrink, so it's taking a lot longer. I TOLD you to get me the expensive one, with the room service and infinity pool on the beach in Malibu.

but NOOOOO!! You wanted to get hood ornaments for you Peter.


And buy goats for guys who show you their panties
Does it say md in the door? So shut up!

And mommy needs a little action. If I had spent my youth right, I would've been in the internet drooling on some bitching man butts instead of riding them, and I wouldn't have to be talking about shrink bills in a BMW forum now.
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      12-15-2015, 06:32 PM   #1653
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wait till i get home it's on baby.
I just got a boner.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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yeah right
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I just got a boner.
You saw a goat ?
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I know....I know , they look too big and fake .
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I thought you only had love for C5?!!!
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I thought you only had love for C5?!!!
From the moment if a "she" is on Bimmerpost....I love her
But of course C5driver is my nr: 1.
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But of course C5driver is my nr: 1.
That's because we're both watch fans, right Phil?
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Think my traps are little more developed but I am vascular.
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      12-16-2015, 02:40 PM   #1666
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you should see me now as that pic was taken in 2011
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