Tinder/Dating Apps

MKSixer · 06-23-2016, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Eyes and teeth man... I have a real thing for teeth. If someone doesn't have decent dentition, I just can't even. And they way people form words, the way their mouth moves. I have a real fixation on that sort of thing. I say to my wife all the time while we are watching TV... "Look at how she moves her tongue when she talks." And she responds "Thanks, now I can't unsee it either." *changes channel*

Damn you!

I just started noticing with some of the newscasters. CRAP!!

Aatish · 06-23-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Eyes and teeth man... I have a real thing for teeth. If someone doesn't have decent dentition, I just can't even. And they way people form words, the way their mouth moves. I have a real fixation on that sort of thing. I say to my wife all the time while we are watching TV... "Look at how she moves her tongue when she talks." And she responds "Thanks, now I can't unsee it either." *changes channel*

+100

My theory is, if they have time to keep their eyebrows and teeth looking that good, then they must be doing something right with their lives.

They way they talk too. I like me a "Smooth Operator".

jtodd_fl · 06-23-2016, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I know you're sad that you miss out on his Instagram selfies. He's always posts his selfies wearing only boxers

I could send them to you if you want!

Please dear God... do not send them. I am so jealous, but I am working on it. Tanning then lifting. The color should be easier than the musculature.

Verbiage · 06-23-2016, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I know you're sad that you miss out on his Instagram selfies. He's always posts his selfies wearing only boxers

I could send them to you if you want!

As long as I get notifications that you've liked them, then my destiny has been fulfilled.

Verbiage · 06-23-2016, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Please dear God... do not send them. I am so jealous, but I am working on it. Tanning then lifting. The color should be easier than the musculature.

MKSixer · 06-23-2016, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Couldn't find bathroom selfie, so this will have to do.

Go run and tell that, home boy!

Axius · 06-23-2016, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Be careful where you leave the stuff...

I prefer inside a jimmy hat. Although, if she opens her mouth and swallows, that's also fine. None of that spit it in the hand and shove it on up there shenanigans on my watch!

THIS STUFF IS IMPORTANT!

bimmette · 06-23-2016, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Be careful where you leave the stuff...

I prefer inside a jimmy hat. Although, if she opens her mouth and swallows, that's also fine. None of that spit it in the hand and shove it on up there shenanigans on my watch!

THIS STUFF IS IMPORTANT!

Haha that reminds me of when I posted that pic showing how Sara's baby looks like you!

Axius · 06-23-2016, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yeah, I think it could be like 5 12's or some shit. She's so cute though, makes great conversation. Just busy AF. I'm in no rush though, between the gym/school/work/house remodeling, I'm always busy.

So on the 6th day of her work weekkk, Verbiage gave to her, siiiiixxx shiny pealll neclacessssesesses. Five rusty trombones, four face shots, three slaps to the face, two slapping balls, and a partridge in a pearrr treeeeee.

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Haha that reminds me of when I posted that pic showing how Sara's baby looks like you!

Pffft, you know I'd never let that happen with her.

Verbiage · 06-23-2016, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

So on the 6th day of her work weekkk, Verbiage gave to her, siiiiixxx shiny pealll neclacessssesesses. Five rusty trombones, four face shots, three slaps to the face, two slapping balls, and a partridge in a pearrr treeeeee.

Oh my!

Axius · 06-23-2016, 02:54 PM

I'm a poet and I dinnit even know it.

sterile stork · 06-23-2016, 03:20 PM

I believe the question still remains, is she retarded? Also, many, many thanks for allowing me to peek into the modern world of dating

EALm4 · 06-23-2016, 03:40 PM

have you guys ever been matched up with an old boss/manager?

PoorLurker · 06-23-2016, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

have you guys ever been matched up with an old boss/manager?

loaded question.

1) No one works for anyone else because OT is boss
2) If there ever were a case, it would be the boss/manager matching with me.

Verbiage · 06-23-2016, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

have you guys ever been matched up with an old boss/manager?

Has this actually happened to you? What's your age group set at, again? LMAO

Aatish · 06-23-2016, 06:22 PM

Upon review, all my recent past endeavors have had great eyebrows.

Verbiage · 06-23-2016, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Upon review, all my recent past endeavors have had great eyebrows.

I'm glad that your priorities are in the right place.

Mike. · 06-23-2016, 07:12 PM

so now that ive been tinderless for 2 months, I can safely say I am a better person.

Aatish · 06-23-2016, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Upon review, all my recent past endeavors have had great eyebrows.

I'm glad that your priorities are in the right place.

Morales are another story

Aatish · 06-23-2016, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

so now that ive been tinderless for 2 months, I can safely say I am a better person.

It feels good, doesn't it?

Mike. · 06-23-2016, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

It feels good, doesn't it?

waking up on the weekends after getting drunk and having an egg sandwich/acai bowl/gatorade/ice coffee waiting for me is the best feeling ever

Verbiage · 06-23-2016, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

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Originally Posted by Aatish

It feels good, doesn't it?

waking up on the weekends after getting drunk and having an egg sandwich/acai bowl/gatorade/ice coffee waiting for me is the best feeling ever

Even better when she's attractive.

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