12-05-2018, 04:14 PM | #1585 |
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12-05-2018, 04:56 PM | #1586 |
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A married woman flirted with me yesterday. Too bad she doesn’t drive an e30
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12-05-2018, 05:48 PM | #1587 |
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I need you as an Uber soon. Is it possible to request you?
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coors was a level or two above the natty we had at the house... related confession: "no hazing fraternity" is a lie they just rebrand it to "character building", and they describe it very well: the most fun you'll never want to have again |
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12-05-2018, 08:02 PM | #1589 |
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12-05-2018, 08:53 PM | #1590 |
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I mean...you guys are arguing about whether dog piss water is better than cat piss water
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12-06-2018, 07:03 AM | #1591 |
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I get this request frequently. I either give passengers my email or number, however, only a few have actually contacted me.
Actually, it gets boring. Now, I am far from Casanova status so not sure what the females see in me. Maybe the Civic gets ‘em wet? Or maybe the VTec kicks in, yo. IIRC I said in the past I’m a 2.5 out of 10, however, on average maybe once or twice a night I’ll get hit on. Funny how even guys make passes at me One guy, maybe 20, showed me his bank account wanting to ‘buy’ me as he displayed $55k. I would love a f80 M3 white over red with moonroof 6MT so that $55k would have helped. Then I thought about the S55 crank hub issue so I passed. Some girls are too easy with zero class. I’ve been offered sex, drinks, crack, marijuana and ‘other’ stuff. Had two girls in the back seat making out and wanted me to join. |
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12-06-2018, 04:01 PM | #1593 |
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12-06-2018, 04:14 PM | #1594 | |
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Funny you mentioned about the cleaning fee time frame. The past 6 weeks I’ve had three passengers vomit in the car: One chick puked outside the car as it was moving causing vomit all over the rear drivers side of the car as well as the interior. $150 sent to me in about 4 hours after showing proof. Another chick kept on touching my shoulder (she was with two guys so I was like wtf)? Turned out she was vomiting on the rear floor. Found out a few minutes after I dropped them off. Took pics and got $150 in 2 hours. Last one was about two weeks ago. Two Spanish girls who I wanted to smash (no, not sex) in the face as they were rude and made fun of me because I didn’t speak Spanish. Calling me unkind things in Spanish and laughing. I kept my cool and realized they were eating and drinking in the back. They left, 1 starred their ass and saw a nice mess in the back with some fluid. Not sure if it was vomit but submitted pics and about not even an hour later, $150. I always give 5 stars to passengers. 1 Star if they are a back seat driver, rude, smell bad, etc... |
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12-06-2018, 04:42 PM | #1596 |
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Hey, you get out of here with your sense-making!
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12-06-2018, 05:25 PM | #1597 |
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A couple of years ago they assigned me a protege at work (I know a lot of stuff that matters intrinsically to the operation of certain critical aspects of the organization), in anticipation of the day I walk out the door for good (I'm in that age range). Today I admitted to myself that there's nothing more I can do; he'll never cut it. It shouldn't bother me -- I'll be gone, and immune to the effects of his impact on the company -- but it does.
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12-06-2018, 05:28 PM | #1598 |
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I confess, my generation failed the millenials in California.
I keep seeing these fools walking around in the rain with a hoodie on. Granted, some of them are young enough that maybe they've never seen rain. The other day we were heading out and I mentioned to my son to get a jacket, it's raining. He emerges from his room with a hoodie draped over his arm. No, son, a RAIN jacket. #whippersnappers |
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I don't know apostles creed from memory, and I'm illiterate to the point I cannot read it at a funeral either. I also rarely attend church though I tell people I'm a Christian because it serves my purpose best.
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Confession: I’ve been lying to passengers lately. After I get asked the same damn questions by different passengers each time I’m out driving, I’ve decided to mix things up. Things I lie about: Age (I’m 40 but have said 32, 30, 34, etc...) How long I’ve been in Miami (been 5 years but I vary) Where I’m from (I’ve actually told some passengers I’m from Mianus, CT) How do I take it (As The Wolf said, ‘Lots of cream, lots of sugar) Favorite car (Honda, because VTec) Favorite sex position (I just love giving facials) Good times. |
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instead of dealing with my clogged toilet and shower drain i called the maintenance crew, and im sitting in my room with doors closed acting like im not even here
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