[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Congrats, but your hands...they're too high.

Is that supposed to symbolize anything? I don't get it haha

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Your problem is that you didn't walk away with $500,000.

..... son of a bitch.



Clearly not meant to be an entrepreneur.

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Is that supposed to symbolize anything? I don't get it haha

You're supposed to grab a womans ass when you pull her in. The only woman where you put your hands where they are is when you hug your mother.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

LOL I knew someone was going to say something... She tried to do one of those "leg up" things (example below, don't know what they're called) and almost fell... She was wearing 4" stilettos on carpet; I cropped it only because of the motion blur from her right foot and the start of her clenching my coat to regain balance .

She almost fell because unlike the gentleman in this pic, you didn't stabilize her by gently cupping her ass. You need to learn these things bud.

[1MOREMOD]

Looks creepy

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

You're supposed to grab a womans ass when you pull her in. The only woman where you put your hands where they are is when you hug your mother.

Bastard...you edited your post AFTER reading mine

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Looks creepy

Yeah, but he's got balls...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

You're supposed to grab a womans ass when you pull her in. The only woman where you put your hands where they are is when you hug your mother.

Originally Posted by C5driver

She almost fell because unlike the gentleman in this pic, you didn't stabilize her by gently cupping her ass. You need to learn these things bud.

TIL, Nef thinks boobs are on the wrong side.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Bastard...you edited your post AFTER reading mine

There's no "edited by yada yada" at the bottom, so I know not what you speak.


All I know is that you're trying to steal my material, and I'm completely OK with that.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Yeah, but he's got balls...

Yes or lack of common sense.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

TIL, Nef thinks boobs are on the wrong side.

"WHY CANT I FEEL YOUR NIPPLES ON YOUR BACK!?!"

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

All I know is that you're trying to steal my material, and I'm completely OK with that.

You're like my evil twin, but not as smart....

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by Axius

You're supposed to grab a womans ass when you pull her in. The only woman where you put your hands where they are is when you hug your mother.

Give me a break... I just barely got my first girlfriend and lost my V 2 years ago LOL... I even hugged my last GF that way without knowing that LMAO

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

You're like my evil twin, but not as smart....

Are the evil twins ever as smart? We're just here for the ladies!


..., wherever they may be...., where is my Anna?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Give me a break... I just barely got my first girlfriend and lost my V 2 years ago LOL... I even hugged my last GF that way without knowing that LMAO

Don't worry sport, we'll give you tips. If you want, I can come over and show you how to please her. Just make sure you have a long notebook and are really good at taking cliff notes.

I usually charge, but since it's your first time I'll...., let it slide.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Give me a break... I just barely got my first girlfriend and lost my V 2 years ago LOL... I even hugged my last GF that way without knowing that LMAO

Well take notes and execute as directed

[Axius]

What I learned about women in OT:

Grab ass like I mean it
Present my penis with dominance
Dont talk about fight club
Women love to be treated like dirt and whores

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Give me a break... I just barely got my first girlfriend and lost my V 2 years ago LOL... I even hugged my last GF that way without knowing that LMAO

My goodness. Props x eleventy billion million

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

What I learned about women in OT:

Grab ass like I mean it
Present my penis with dominance
Dont talk about fight club
Women love to be treated like dirt and whores

2nd date put it in da butt

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

2nd date put it in da butt

Properly lubricated of course. He better be ATM by now, otherwise, idk if we can help him.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

(Ironically) speaking of womanly stuff earlier, and at the request of some forum members... As quiet as it's kept since I didn't want to list all the dates and escapades I've had for the past couple months... My date this weekend went THIS well, and now we're official!!!

Haha so awkwardly cute! Congrats, Nef!!!

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by Axius

Properly lubricated of course. He better be ATM by now, otherwise, idk if we can help him.

I not be the greatest at PDA, but I'm not THAT clueless! But ATM?!? I think that's what Meatloaf was singing about when he said "he won't do that"

[MrPrena]

Congrats NEFARIOUS .