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      10-12-2015, 02:18 AM   #15731
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Hey, another [half] Pollack! Niech żyje Polska! Keep 'em humpin'! (which may or may not be related to The Humpty Dance ... Sorry, even though I never spoke to Biorin I can't help it after seeing your interview and it reminded me of that)

(And if it's before your time and you don't get my joke, keep in mind I like old skool rap, so here's your chance to do The Hump)
I'm funky, I like my oatmeal lumpy.


I love old school rap.
Where is Biorin interview? Sorry, I'm new to the off-topic section.
It's not very good. Please set your expectations to negative twelve.
Thanks, I found the thread but when I click on a video, the app keeps crashing on iPhone 6; happened a couple times. Maybe the first page of that thread has a bunch of embedded videos and the iPhone app cannot handle it.
Yeah, the videos on that page don't play on my iphone anymore either. Sorry, I don't know how to fix it.
Here's the link for Biorin
Thank you for sharing the link, that's a very nice interview. Also, wouldn't have guessed that Biorin handle was female. This seems like a nice and fun group ? I'll try and catch up by reading various threads here.
If crude humor about penis measuring , talks of millions of dollars that people sign checks for, a tranny from Hong Kong whom I love dearly, and a blonde from Nola who turns every subject into a topic about her- is your style, you'll love us.

Otherwise, we've chased a few members out due to our level of maturity (or lack there of)
Haha, that's a colorful topic mix indeed. Guess it's all in truly off-topic vein then. Thanks for the heads up, should make for interesting reading.

Is car talk allowed here? I see you drive an M6. Great choice! E'time I see one, I question myself why I didn't get the M6 instead of the M5.
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If crude humor about penis measuring , talks of millions of dollars that people sign checks for, a tranny from Hong Kong whom I love dearly, and a blonde from Nola who turns every subject into a topic about her- is your style, AND a music producer with the temperament of a 5 year old - you'll love us.

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Hey, another [half] Pollack! Niech żyje Polska! Keep 'em humpin'! (which may or may not be related to The Humpty Dance ... Sorry, even though I never spoke to Biorin I can't help it after seeing your interview and it reminded me of that)

(And if it's before your time and you don't get my joke, keep in mind I like old skool rap, so here's your chance to do The Hump)
I'm funky, I like my oatmeal lumpy.


I love old school rap.
Where is Biorin interview? Sorry, I'm new to the off-topic section.
It's not very good. Please set your expectations to negative twelve.
Thanks, I found the thread but when I click on a video, the app keeps crashing on iPhone 6; happened a couple times. Maybe the first page of that thread has a bunch of embedded videos and the iPhone app cannot handle it.
Yeah, the videos on that page don't play on my iphone anymore either. Sorry, I don't know how to fix it.
Here's the link for Biorin
Thank you for sharing the link, that's a very nice interview. Also, wouldn't have guessed that Biorin handle was female. This seems like a nice and fun group ? I'll try and catch up by reading various threads here.
If crude humor about penis measuring , talks of millions of dollars that people sign checks for, a tranny from Hong Kong whom I love dearly, and a blonde from Nola who turns every subject into a topic about her- is your style, you'll love us.

Otherwise, we've chased a few members out due to our level of maturity (or lack there of)
Haha, that's a colorful topic mix indeed. Guess it's all in truly off-topic vein then. Thanks for the heads up, should make for interesting reading.

Is car talk allowed here? I see you drive an M6. Great choice! E'time I see one, I question myself why I didn't get the M6 instead of the M5.
I talked about my m6 (which I had to order due to being a special order exterior and interior color, frozen black on Opal white and a 6 spd mt) for 6 months while I waited. It is most certainly welcomed! Though if you take it to my length people will roll their eyes at you

M5 IMO makes perfect sense if you need more room/space in the back, because the coupes 2 back seats are a complete joke, and the GC isn't much better. What specs is your m5??
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If crude humor about penis measuring , talks of millions of dollars that people sign checks for, a tranny from Hong Kong whom I love dearly, and a blonde from Nola who turns every subject into a topic about her- is your style, AND a music producer with the temperament of a 5 year old - you'll love us.

Otherwise, we've chased a few members out due to our level of maturity (or lack there of)
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Hey, another [half] Pollack! Niech żyje Polska! Keep 'em humpin'! (which may or may not be related to The Humpty Dance ... Sorry, even though I never spoke to Biorin I can't help it after seeing your interview and it reminded me of that)

(And if it's before your time and you don't get my joke, keep in mind I like old skool rap, so here's your chance to do The Hump)
I'm funky, I like my oatmeal lumpy.


I love old school rap.
Where is Biorin interview? Sorry, I'm new to the off-topic section.
It's not very good. Please set your expectations to negative twelve.
Thanks, I found the thread but when I click on a video, the app keeps crashing on iPhone 6; happened a couple times. Maybe the first page of that thread has a bunch of embedded videos and the iPhone app cannot handle it.
Yeah, the videos on that page don't play on my iphone anymore either. Sorry, I don't know how to fix it.
Here's the link for Biorin
Thank you for sharing the link, that's a very nice interview. Also, wouldn't have guessed that Biorin handle was female. This seems like a nice and fun group ? I'll try and catch up by reading various threads here.
If crude humor about penis measuring , talks of millions of dollars that people sign checks for, a tranny from Hong Kong whom I love dearly, and a blonde from Nola who turns every subject into a topic about her- is your style, you'll love us.

Otherwise, we've chased a few members out due to our level of maturity (or lack there of)
Haha, that's a colorful topic mix indeed. Guess it's all in truly off-topic vein then. Thanks for the heads up, should make for interesting reading.

Is car talk allowed here? I see you drive an M6. Great choice! E'time I see one, I question myself why I didn't get the M6 instead of the M5.
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YOU STAY QUIET bimmette

Let the man talk about his M!
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You can't make me!
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Holy multi quotes.

Who's this tranny from Hong Kong you speak of? Grimmy is back?
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Who's this tranny from Hong Kong you speak of? Grimmy is back?
You're so modest.
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x2. It's even more fun when you instigate it, and then let someone take off only to be pulled over at the next block.
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ugh, forgot to turn off alarm for no work today

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ugh, forgot to turn off alarm for no work today

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I'm heading up to the Dragon for my off day
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I'm heading up to the Dragon for my off day
Going to be great weather for it too. How long does it take you to get there?
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That sucks!

I'm heading up to the Dragon for my off day

Banned for making me jelly that I have to work today and you two are off.

At least traffic was smooth this morning haha.
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Banned for making me jelly that I have to work today and you two are off.

At least traffic was smooth this morning haha.
Seriously, what is a day off? Can anyone explain?
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Something important people get to enjoy while the rest of us minions are destined to work 24/7, because taking a day off would be sacrilegious.
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A day off is a magical unicorn like gift from the gods
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On or in what?

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Don't try and play us. Everyone knows that tax accountants only work from Mid Jan to Apr 15th. You guys just party the rest of the year.

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Something important people get to enjoy while the rest of us minions are destined to work 24/7, because taking a day off would be sacrilegious.
Minions ARE the hardest workers.....

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