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      10-09-2015, 12:20 PM   #15643
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Has anyone eaten rooster before?
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      10-09-2015, 12:22 PM   #15644
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In general, I've stayed away from cocks. From what I've heard it can be rubbery sometimes.
"From what I've heard"

I'll be trying it for the first time tonight...should be interesting to say the least.
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      10-09-2015, 12:23 PM   #15645
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      10-09-2015, 12:23 PM   #15646
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"From what I've heard"

I'll be trying it for the first time tonight...should be interesting to say the least.
Yeah..., you know... my 'friend' told me all about how gross it was....



I'm actually really curious what your final census is.
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You mean cock?

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Hahahahaha despite the shit talking, he knows I laaaahhbb him.

K sleep time for real.
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      10-09-2015, 12:26 PM   #15648
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You mean cock?

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So not right...
Hahahahaha despite the shit talking, he knows I laaaahhbb him.

K sleep time for real.
Go to sleep grumpy grumps.
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I'm actually really curious what your final census is.
I'm betting zero.

Rooster usually isn't on the menu for a reason and I'm most curious to see the difference, if any, with a hen.
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      10-09-2015, 12:27 PM   #15650
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Go to sleep grumpy artiiiiiisssssstttteeeee.
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Look at you all high and mighty on your proper manners horse, old man!

You betcha, that's about all us old fawks have to hang on to nowadays. That and our Depends.
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      10-09-2015, 01:03 PM   #15652
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You mean cock?

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Good one tits, very nice. You won this round.

Eating cock is one thing but grouping me with that list put you right on top of your game.
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      10-09-2015, 01:19 PM   #15653
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I'll ask Tara, I'll report back later.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-09-2015, 01:23 PM   #15654
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You mean cock?

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      10-09-2015, 01:29 PM   #15655
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Totally unfamiliar, sorry.


I just called a client and she started telling me about her pap smear results...
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      10-09-2015, 01:32 PM   #15656
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Totally unfamiliar, sorry.


I just called a client and she started telling me about her pap smear results...
Aw geez....I am trying to eat a late lunch and catch up on OT....you had to post this..?
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      10-09-2015, 03:28 PM   #15658
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You betcha, that's about all us old fawks have to hang on to nowadays. That and our Depends.
Hey, I've worn em before. They don't say you guys are old and wise for nothing.


Two words. LIFE CHANGERS.
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Totally unfamiliar, sorry.


I just called a client and she started telling me about her pap smear results...
You're in Connecticut. I am first to say that I have stumbled upon many cocks there. It was winter, though.


Also, pap smear is ebonics for jelly spread, fyi.
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We regularly kill the young roosters and eat them. Can't say as I've ever noticed a difference, but enough jalapenos and I can almost eat cow stomach (menudo)
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I really appreciate the relative silence of OT so far this weekend - I'm getting so much work done!
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Hahaha yeah it's weird. Ghost town.
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I was looking at your signature and think you should change it to:
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