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      06-23-2016, 12:22 PM   #1541
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So this chick has a lil meat on her, normally would be meh, but she cute so whatevs. The God is good thing threw me off, but last night she started snapping some dirty dirty, so the D must be just as good.
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So this chick has a lil meat on her, normally would be meh, but she cute so whatevs. The God is good thing threw me off, but last night she started snapping some dirty dirty, so the D must be just as good.
Wow I would run away from any "God is good" comment if you're not religious. Yikes.
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Wow I would run away from any "God is good" comment if you're not religious. Yikes.
I am to an extent. I'm just looking for a bang, though. Pump and dump, bae.
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So this chick has a lil meat on her, normally would be meh, but she cute so whatevs. The God is good thing threw me off, but last night she started snapping some dirty dirty, so the D must be just as good.
Church types are sometimes the freakiest, b.
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Wow I would run away from any "God is good" comment if you're not religious. Yikes.
I am to an extent. I'm just looking for a bang, though. Pump and dump, bae.
Ah ok. Carry on then
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Hahah. Dude.
Funniest thing is, you started it. LOLOL.
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Church types are sometimes the freakiest, b.
That's what I'm saying, I just want some crazy fuck, not to wife or gf anybody up.

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Funniest thing is, you started it. LOLOL.
What did he start? Are we supposed to be calling all the chicks retards now?
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What did he start? Are we supposed to be calling all the chicks retards now?
Lol, pics of smoosh's girl ended up leading to a comment about her being potentially retarded from jtodd, due to the relationship of distance between her eyes.
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Church types are sometimes the freakiest, b.
That's what I'm saying, I just want some crazy fuck, not to wife or gf anybody up.

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Funniest thing is, you started it. LOLOL.
What did he start? Are we supposed to be calling all the chicks retards now?
Yeah it's the latest trend!

Ya gotta keep up with OT billy boy!
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Smoosh, you must post your cleanup, if you do any cleanup.
Added. Smoosh, you have to post how you saved that convo. Too damn good!
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So this chick has a lil meat on her, normally would be meh, but she cute so whatevs. The God is good thing threw me off, but last night she started snapping some dirty dirty, so the D must be just as good.
Did you saw she points to her lips my friend ?
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DUDE HAHAHA

Added. Smoosh, you have to post how you saved that convo. Too damn good!
I dunno who trained him?!
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No idea! Remember his break up thread a few months ago? Now dude's reckless. Love it!
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Lol, pics of smoosh's girl ended up leading to a comment about her being potentially retarded from jtodd, due to the relationship of distance between her eyes.
Where is the pic, I wanna see a potential re-re! Or is that blondie from like 5 pages back?

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Yeah it's the latest trend!

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Where is the pic, I wanna see a potential re-re! Or is that blondie from like 5 pages back?
Damn, was it really 5 pages?
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She's pretty and could be even prettier if she filled in her eyebrows a bit closer together.
Good luck!
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Damn, was it really 5 pages?
May be less, it was just a guess damnit! You talking to the chick that you posted on that page?
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