You know your BMW is a RICER when......

Minipuck V 2.0 · 09-21-2007, 02:27 PM

i am a ricer ... i eat rice every night

ejazbmw · 09-21-2007, 02:32 PM

I like white rice with soy sauce does that make me a ricer?

gonzo · 09-21-2007, 02:36 PM

Is there rice in beer?

phoenixbmwlife · 09-21-2007, 03:04 PM

151 posts in 1 day about a riced BMW. Gezzz

Gort · 09-21-2007, 03:18 PM

achien · 09-22-2007, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Is there rice in beer?

no, but there are "rice" wines in Japan and Korea...

Jonmartin · 09-22-2007, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by s420merc

So if i have a BENZ with an AMG factory Body kit and i debage and just put on //AMG is that RICE :-) or POSER.

If it didn't come that way ya.. People put CSL bumpers on M3's they don't put the CSL with it..Also having a NON Kompressor AMG and putting the "V8 KOMPRESSOR" badge on the side is RICE!!!

Kev · 09-22-2007, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by s420merc

So if i have a BENZ with an AMG factory Body kit and i debage and just put on //AMG is that RICE :-) or POSER.

That would be a poser. Just like putting M badges on a non M car...... If you post that on MBWorld, you'd get bashed to dust in no time. LOL

karliejai · 09-23-2007, 02:46 AM

lambo doors.

ksfrogman · 09-23-2007, 03:08 AM

Hey, rice is good stuff.

shimshimhada · 09-23-2007, 03:13 AM

I have six M badges on my car.

Tam@SupremePower · 09-23-2007, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ksfrogman

Hey, rice is good stuff.

:rocks:

Tam@SupremePower · 09-23-2007, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BzzzBom

Although there is not a precise definition of RICE or RICER, we all know RICE when we see it. Let's have some fun - I'll start wth a few. You know your BMW is a RICER when:

2. You lower your car to the point that handling suffers

Your turn

That sounds like my car.

Heidelberg328i · 09-23-2007, 11:54 AM

Anything after market is pure rice. I had an OEM strut bar installed at the stealership and paid 120euros for the part and 80euros installation fee...this is the exception since I was ripped off by the stealership. I paid dumb ass full price, so it is not rice.

If you try and do ANYTHING whatsoever to a BMW and it is NOT done at the stealership, or you do it yourself....it is...

RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE........ ........................

*The above ad is Parody...anyone taking it serously is a bigger idiot than we thought!*

xman2i380 · 09-23-2007, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikolas

1. When you place the "m" badge anywhere on your non M car.
2. When you place a fake exhaust on the right side of your 328.
3. When you place any sort of body kit on the car and leave it primed.
4. I hate to say it - Blacklines are rice.

That's for now.

fake exhaust?? they actually sell those???

NoKids · 09-23-2007, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Heidelberg328i

Anything after market is pure rice. I had an OEM strut bar installed at the stealership and paid 120euros for the part and 80euros installation fee...this is the exception since I was ripped off by the stealership. I paid dumb ass full price, so it is not rice.

If you try and do ANYTHING whatsoever to a BMW and it is NOT done at the stealership, or you do it yourself....it is...

RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE........ ........................

i agree 99% of the time with this. but sometimes the dealerships don't have everything you're looking for. so sometimes you have to go aftermarket for some things. for example. . . . .. . . . . i can't think of one right now.

something that would be total rice, but at the same time worth the ridicule because it looks so damn good would be to get a fake double exhaust for the right side of a 328, and so that your 328 looks like a M3. it would look totally awesome, and totally rice!!!

xman2i380 · 09-23-2007, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by NoKids

i agree 99% of the time with this. but sometimes the dealerships don't have everything you're looking for. so sometimes you have to go aftermarket for some things. for example. . . . .. . . . . i can't think of one right now.

something that would be total rice, but at the same time worth the ridicule because it looks so damn good would be to get a fake double exhaust for the right side of a 328, and so that your 328 looks like a M3. it would look totally awesome, and totally rice!!!

yea, but where could you get a fake double exhaust anyway?/ i dun even think they sell it....

EHDEN · 09-23-2007, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BzzzBom

Although there is not a precise definition of RICE or RICER, we all know RICE when we see it. Let's have some fun - I'll start wth a few. You know your BMW is a RICER when:

1. You debadge your 328i

Your turn

debadging a 328i does not make you a ricer. Its all about your choice of making the car look cleaner or not. i got my 335 debadged, and when I had a c230, i had it debadged as well. It's all about the cleaner look.

NOWWWWWW, RE-BADGING IS RICER! lol

Master Deep · 09-23-2007, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by xman2i380

yea, but where could you get a fake double exhaust anyway?/ i dun even think they sell it....

Nah u just get one of those ricer fart cans off ebay. And throw it on there and mount it somehow w/o hooking it up. lol Then u can get the quad exhaust look w/o the fart can sound of a cheap $5 exhaust.

Year's_End · 09-23-2007, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ksfrogman

Hey, rice is good stuff.

Jasmin rice ftmfw :rocks:

SE3P_to_E90 · 09-24-2007, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BzzzBom

Although there is not a precise definition of RICE or RICER, we all know RICE when we see it. Let's have some fun - I'll start wth a few. You know your BMW is a RICER when:

1. You debadge your 328i
2. You lower your car to the point that handling suffers

Your turn

i have a 325i...
full mtech, eisenmann exhaust, style 199's, euro halo's, style 197's for winter, and a few other OEM (non-rep) parts... does that make my ride rice? from my sig, the car doesn't look too rice for me... wanna elaborate?

shragon · 09-24-2007, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Minipuck V 2.0

i am a ricer ... i eat rice every night

you are fan tung!

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