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      11-18-2008, 06:24 PM   #133
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why do asians have small dicks? - im hoping this is a repost!
u like looking at dicks?
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      11-18-2008, 06:25 PM   #134
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u like looking at dicks?
asian ones yes, makes me feel good about myself... black ones.. no makes me
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      11-18-2008, 06:28 PM   #135
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asian ones yes, makes me feel good about myself... black ones.. no makes me
hey, that is an inaccurate stereotype.....

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Average penis length

A non-erect penis usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base.

The average figure is about 9.5cm (3.75 inches), but this kind of precise measurement is rather valueless. Many factors can cause a temporary shrinkage of two inches or more, for instance cold weather or going swimming, so you needn't worry if you happen to fall short of the average figure.

Of course, it's true that some men have big penises and some have smaller ones, just as some men have small feet and some have big feet, but the measurement is not - repeat not - an index of virility.

Most people think that a tall man will usually have a large penis, but this is not entirely true. The distinguished American researchers Masters and Johnson measured the penile lengths of more than 300 men.

* The largest organ was 14 cm (5.5 inches) in the flaccid state. It belonged to a slim man who was 5' 7" tall (170 cm).

* The smallest penis measured 6cm (2.25 inches). It belonged to a fairly heavily built man of 5' 11" (180cm).

It's also worth pointing out that there is no correlation between penile size and race.

Average size of erections

We've talked about the length of the penis in its ordinary non-erect state, but how long should it be when it's erect?

Interestingly, most penises are very much the same size when erect.

* The man whose non-erect penis is smallish will usually achieve about a 100 per cent increase in length during sexual excitement.

* The man whose non-erect penis is on the largish size will probably manage about a 75 per cent increase.

* This means the great majority of penises measure between 15cm and 18cm (6-7 inches) when erect, with the average figure being about 16.5cm (6.5 inches).

So you can see that even if a man has got a 'small' penis, he's got a built-in compensating factor that will bring him up to about the same size as the guy who appears to be 'better equipped' in the shower room.
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asian ones yes, makes me feel good about myself... black ones.. no makes me
at least you didn't choke and could sit down the next day...
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at least you didn't choke and could sit down the next day...
?? choking on dicks??? wtf

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      11-18-2008, 06:36 PM   #138
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hey, that is an inaccurate stereotype.....
when i took homosexuality... i mean human sexuality class the professor said those stereo types are completely myths and invalid, etc.

but then 5 out of 7 chicks i dated said it was bullshit, asian dicks are either too short, or too thin. the other 2 chicks were virgins. serious.

i still think it's BS, but idk man.. hard to imagine asians with a big cock... just dont fit the stereo types.

and my final argument is, i think stereo types are very true. if they werent so fucking true they wouldnt be so funny! u dont see me go ape shit when people say im a terr0rist
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at least you didn't choke and could sit down the next day...
what the fuck man? im sorry to hear that bro! i hope ur feeling better now
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when i took homosexuality... i mean human sexuality class the professor said those stereo types are completely myths and invalid, etc.

but then 5 out of 7 chicks i dated said it was bullshit, asian dicks are either too short, or too thin. the other 2 chicks were virgins. serious.

i still think it's BS, but idk man.. hard to imagine asians with a big cock... just dont fit the stereo types.

and my final argument is, i think stereo types are very true. if they werent so fucking true they wouldnt be so funny! u dont see me go ape shit when people say im a terr0rist
u took homosexuality


haha


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u took homosexuality


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i need to know how my enemies think that's also why im taking farsi classes... which is more gay
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when i took homosexuality... i mean human sexuality class the professor said those stereo types are completely myths and invalid, etc.

but then 5 out of 7 chicks i dated said it was bullshit, asian dicks are either too short, or too thin. the other 2 chicks were virgins. serious.

i still think it's BS, but idk man.. hard to imagine asians with a big cock... just dont fit the stereo types.

and my final argument is, i think stereo types are very true. if they werent so fucking true they wouldnt be so funny! u dont see me go ape shit when people say im a terr0rist
lol I guess I don't fit in the norm for Asians then (no homo)

or the whole you're a terrorist...


saala koota!
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lol I guess I don't fit in the norm for Asians then (no homo)

or the whole you're a terrorist...


saleh koota!
saleh koota? putang ina mo

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saleh koota? putang ina mo

jk
lol, didn't understand that
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jk
uhhray bhen chod, tumharah lhund IHOP sausage se bhee chotha hai.
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uhhray bhen chod, tumharah lhund IHOP sausage se bhee chotha hai.
google told me it was indian, but i was confused i didnt see 7 11 in there
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lol, didn't understand that
i didnt understand what u said either!
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google told me it was indian, but i was confused i didnt see 7 11 in there
<indian accent>
would you like a slurpee with your beef jerky?
</indian accent>
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would you like a slurpee with your beef jerky?
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you dont have to use the <indian accent> tag. remember, im fobby enough to read with an accent. plus, i actually read all ur posts with a thick indian accent anyway
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you dont have to use the <indian accent> tag. remember, im fobby enough to read with an accent. plus, i actually read all ur posts with a thick indian accent anyway
That's cool man, I only read your posts while watching "United 93" for maximum effect.
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