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      02-04-2016, 12:21 PM   #133
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ok, Funny story here. Our old office parking lot was the location of hookups during the lunch hour. Sometimes they were high school kids, other times they were adults. Our conference room window overlooked the parking lot. once it was determined that someone was about to "get it on" the office would file into the conference room and be voyeurs. When they are finished we would then file out the front door and applaud them as they drove by! It was kinda like the walk of shame...only driving.

Now, enter this suave young man that convinces this chick in the Taurus that "nobody will see us under the blanket". The guy pulling the blanket off was paid $5 to snatch the blanket off...good times...good times. Needless to say we all saw...And yes...she was a chubby one.
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      02-04-2016, 01:05 PM   #135
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ok, Funny story here. Our old office parking lot was the location of hookups during the lunch hour. Sometimes they were high school kids, other times they were adults. Our conference room window overlooked the parking lot. once it was determined that someone was about to "get it on" the office would file into the conference room and be voyeurs. When they are finished we would then file out the front door and applaud them as they drove by! It was kinda like the walk of shame...only driving.

Now, enter this suave young man that convinces this chick in the Taurus that "nobody will see us under the blanket". The guy pulling the blanket off was paid $5 to snatch the blanket off...good times...good times. Needless to say we all saw...And yes...she was a chubby one.
Classic!

You could have taken it to the next level by having everyone stand around the car when the blanket was snatched!! I'm certain that they would have had heart attacks!! It's not like they could have done anything about it, anyway.

Lol!!
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Needless to say we all saw...And yes...she was a chubby one.
Well come on, look at the fucking Taurus. No good looking chick would ever be caught dead in that piece of shit.
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      02-04-2016, 04:15 PM   #139
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I was rereading my initial application and I finally saw I managed to typo a word. Then I realized I might have been too careless while writing it up. Can I have a redo? I rally need a job, all this free time I now have has resulted into destructive behavior and excessive milk drinking.
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Since you're not working and have some time, go ahead and reapply. Here're the questions:

1. Describe your favorite Disney princess and why you want to be her.

2. You're driving through Wyoming and you come across 118.9 acres for sale in Dubois. The property has a spring fed pond, river frontage, and several building sites. How many rooms for the cabin, what is the height of the living room window, and where is the sheep skin rug?

3. How would you describe a tulip to a blind person?
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really

Since you're not working and have some time, go ahead and reapply. Here're the questions:

1. Describe your favorite Disney princess and why you want to be her.

2. You're driving through Wyoming and you come across 118.9 acres for sale in Dubois. The property has a spring fed pond, river frontage, and several building sites. How many rooms for the cabin, what is the height of the living room window, and where is the sheep skin rug?

3. How would you describe a tulip to a blind person?
Rally, really, that's autocorrect! Hilarious though

1. I don't approve disney at all. It all is banned from my house and from my kids.

2. I need additional specs like am I building it from log and harvesting materials in an environmentally stable way, or ordering the supplies?

If I would design it, I'd go for an epic view and the whole view side would be porch and window. I assume it would be a hunting/ fishing cabin of a sort so accommodations for friends would be needed.

Since it is wyoming, and probably meant to seek solidarity, I'd say two bedrooms and a living/ dining/ kitchen **** undivided. If the cabin was mine, the whole front side would be the bedroom. The night of the space would be determined by the thickness of the logs and the source of heating. I'm a fan of night but I would not sacrifice warmth nor environmental values to achieve a show piece. With a heat collector solutions and modern technology, 4 meters can be achieved though I would not suggest it.

3. Tulips beauty is in its components. The bulb, the stalk and its unyielding structure and in the petals which are designed to inspire.

To a blind person I'd say a tulip is like a guide dog. They guide us whit the ability to see towards spring and to new hope. They seem small and not flashy, but like the loyal dog, tulips deliver us a new phase in life.
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To a blind person I'd say a tulip is like a guide dog. They guide us whit the ability to see towards spring and to new hope. They seem small and not flashy, but like the loyal dog, tulips deliver us a new phase in life.
Whoa... Lups is deep!
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Whoa... Lups is deep!
What? Sorry! Thanks!

So a tulip is like a flower that grows in the spring and it's not expensive so it's like an insult and they grow in groups and its like nice.

You can buy them from supermarkets!

Hold on. I'll show you my next kitchen/ living room!

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What? Sorry! Thanks!

So a tulip is like a flower that grows in the spring and it's not expensive so it's like an insult and they grow in groups and its like nice.

You can buy them from supermarkets!
Yay! Lups is back!

Here is a (very bad) joke for you to use as English pun.
What is better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.

Edit: Of course THIS existed:
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Yay! Lups is back!

Here is a (very bad) joke for you to use as English pun.
What is better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.

Edit: Of course THIS existed:
Hahahaha!

Sadly I had to use a translator for airhead. I haven't mastered it ever.

The pic above is from Little Big Horn and that mixed to an island (Finnish ones) is the theme of the mini flat. I'm not sure what I'll do with the place when done, but I'm already itching for the next project.

I've gotten roses from guys but nobody, even after I have told everyone for years, have not realized that I truly mean it when I say I fucking hate roses!!
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Hahahaha!

Sadly I had to use a translator for airhead. I haven't mastered it ever.

The pic above is from Little Big Horn and that mixed to an island (Finnish ones) is the theme of the mini flat. I'm not sure what I'll do with the place when done, but I'm already itching for the next project.

I've gotten roses from guys but nobody, even after I have told everyone for years, have not realized that I truly mean it when I say I fucking hate roses!!
My wife hates roses too, by the way. I suspect you two have a lot in common actually.
Nice. Recently bought a house and redid the main rooms.

Stupid pictures won't show. Stupid app. I'll fix later.

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really

Since you're not working and have some time, go ahead and reapply. Here're the questions:

1. Describe your favorite Disney princess and why you want to be her.

2. You're driving through Wyoming and you come across 118.9 acres for sale in Dubois. The property has a spring fed pond, river frontage, and several building sites. How many rooms for the cabin, what is the height of the living room window, and where is the sheep skin rug?

3. How would you describe a tulip to a blind person?
Rally, really, that's autocorrect! Hilarious though

1. I don't approve disney at all. It all is banned from my house and from my kids.

2. I need additional specs like am I building it from log and harvesting materials in an environmentally stable way, or ordering the supplies?

If I would design it, I'd go for an epic view and the whole view side would be porch and window. I assume it would be a hunting/ fishing cabin of a sort so accommodations for friends would be needed.

Since it is wyoming, and probably meant to seek solidarity, I'd say two bedrooms and a living/ dining/ kitchen **** undivided. If the cabin was mine, the whole front side would be the bedroom. The night of the space would be determined by the thickness of the logs and the source of heating. I'm a fan of night but I would not sacrifice warmth nor environmental values to achieve a show piece. With a heat collector solutions and modern technology, 4 meters can be achieved though I would not suggest it.

3. Tulips beauty is in its components. The bulb, the stalk and its unyielding structure and in the petals which are designed to inspire.

To a blind person I'd say a tulip is like a guide dog. They guide us whit the ability to see towards spring and to new hope. They seem small and not flashy, but like the loyal dog, tulips deliver us a new phase in life.
Question 1 was a behavioral assessment of your ability to overcome personal biases.

5.1/10 for moralizing. I didn't ask if you approved or if it's banned. I asked you to describe your favorite princess and why you want to be her.


Question 2 was weighted greater of the three to reflect the creative and independent qualities of the position and to gauge initiative and drive.

9.4/10. Where's the rug?


Question 3 was the apple polisher.

9.7/10. Well done.
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Question 1 was a behavioral assessment of your ability to overcome personal biases.

5.1/10 for moralizing. I didn't ask if you approved or if it's banned. I asked you to describe your favorite princess and why you want to be her.


Question 2 was weighted greater of the three to reflect the creative and independent qualities of the position and to gauge initiative and drive.

9.4/10. Where's the rug?


Question 3 was the apple polisher.

9.7/10. Well done.
Sadly I couldn't name a disney princess, I was merely telling you why.

2. Before I get the additional specs, how the fuck can I decide which kind of rug to add to the interior? You can put a bear skin rug to a space over 4m high, you can't put one in normal room. Also without the asked information I can not asses the length of the fur, the size of the carpet or any other details one needs to pick up a rug.

I think it shows poor managment that you would cut points from a person because of your badly verbalized question and I have to reconsider working for you now.

Apple polisher. What the fuck is an apple polisher!?
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My wife hates roses too, by the way. I suspect you two have a lot in common actually.
Nice. Recently bought a house and redid the main rooms.

Stupid pictures won't show. Stupid app. I'll fix later.
Don't worry, in a week we shall flood some unsuspecting thread with pics of our old projects!

Rose bushes I tolerate, some even I like but most of them are stupidly over done and I may have ranted a few times about those stupid flowers.

Orchids are my favorites, their roots. Naturally I don't want them around when they are blooming beautifully, I buy them when they are half dead and then name the plants and nurture them to health. I truly hope your wife is more normal than I am for your sake.
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