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      06-22-2016, 12:22 PM   #1431
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It started as a fart but bubbled up into the vagina while sitting and then ventured out again as a queef. True story.
It's fun when after you finish pounding and some air got trapped in there and you get that air blow back when you pull out.
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Hate dating apps ..Don't need those things , chicks come to me my friend !
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Dammit Phil I clicked on that link and then booty filled my screen and then my computer froze as some old fucks walked past.
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Hate dating apps ..Don't need those things , chicks come to me my friend !
Where I was ?
Actually I was on "YOUR" forgotten place , and how they need to look => # 2241-2243-2251 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...5#post20143905
How about that ?
You don't use it out of need. You use it out of convenience, so while you have other shit to do, you can still mack on chicks. Then, when you are out macking on chicks, you can have more lined up so it's like a constant stream.


Get with the program, Belgie.
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It's fun when after you finish pounding and some air got trapped in there and you get that air blow back when you pull out.
Sorry Aatish I can't let this one go.
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Damnit Belgie, you had to go there didn't you.


Okay, it wasn't chocolate, I admit it. Now you know the truth.
Oh wow William !
I really hope that you brushed your teeth after that accident ?
But...

I heard "Listerine" works anti-shit as well...

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Sorry Aatish I can't let this one go.
The way I see it, her pussy is just blowing you a good bye kiss.
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You don't use it out of need. You use it out of convenience, so while you have other shit to do, you can still mack on chicks. Then, when you are out macking on chicks, you can have more lined up so it's like a constant stream.


Get with the program, Belgie.
My constant stream is...Chicks on my front door .
But thanks for sharing because we never know !
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The way I see it, her pussy is just blowing you a good bye kiss.
I actually love that sound. It's a fantastic end-of-intercourse humor finisher. The "true finish" if you're one of those people (such as myself) that normally finishes doggy-style.


InB4 Verb is the one taking it. InB4 black farts. InB4 Verbitch.
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Oh wow William !
I really hope that you brushed your teeth after that accident ?
But...

I heard "Listerine" works anti-shit as well...

It's not an accident if it's a well thought out plan.
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It's fun when after you finish pounding and some air got trapped in there and you get that air blow back when you pull out.
Sorry Aatish I can't let this one go.
It was fun while it lasted lol
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I was raised Hindu. Was put into the Catholic education system for 12 years. Went to temple and church weekly. Read bible for school, did Hindu stuff at home. Not a super religious person, but that experience really opened my eyes to how similar the beliefs are.
Sounds like a multi-religion , must be really nice !
I believe in onyl what I see ..
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I actually love that sound. It's a fantastic end-of-intercourse humor finisher. The "true finish" if you're one of those people (such as myself) that normally finishes doggy-style.


InB4 Verb is the one taking it. InB4 black farts. InB4 Verbitch.
I've had to stop mid fucking from laughing. Or when there's jizz stuffed up in there and it bubbles out.


Nah, laying on the back so when you blow it on her chest you "accidentally" shoot it in the face.

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My constant stream is...Chicks on my front door .
But thanks for sharing because we never know !
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Ohhhh... I really love you man !
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I've had to stop mid fucking from laughing. Or when there's jizz stuffed up in there and it bubbles out.


Nah, laying on the back so when you blow it on her chest you "accidentally" shoot it in the face.
Dude, you're a fucking savage. LOL!


I always hated that. The whole process of the jizz oozing out. And then I've gotta like, bolt for the towel so the shit doesn't make it onto my sheets because I didn't lay the sheets down in time.


However, the sheets were already most likely ruined in the process from the gobs of pussy juice that oozed out during the course of penetration, which is actually my favorite part.


I think the kids call it a "creampie" these days?
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I was raised Hindu. Was put into the Catholic education system for 12 years. Went to temple and church weekly. Read bible for school, did Hindu stuff at home. Not a super religious person, but that experience really opened my eyes to how similar the beliefs are.
Sounds like a multi-religion , must be really nice !
I believe in onyl what I see ..
Never really was super religious. Kinda took the teachings and beliefs as a code of morales. Don't steal, don't cheat, treat others as how you want to be treated.

In the end, I control my life, not something in the sky.

So yea, I also believe in what I see
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It's not an accident if it's a well thought out plan.
"THAT" plan from you there above ?
Well that really stinks !
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I actually love that sound. It's a fantastic end-of-intercourse humor finisher. The "true finish" if you're one of those people (such as myself) that normally finishes doggy-style.
The sounds of victory should never be at the end. Your arms should go up to celebrate, shake your head yes, and then grab on for a whole lot more of that symphony.
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Dude, you're a fucking savage. LOL!


I always hated that. The whole process of the jizz oozing out. And then I've gotta like, bolt for the towel so the shit doesn't make it onto my sheets because I didn't lay the sheets down in time.


However, the sheets were already most likely ruined in the process from the gobs of pussy juice that oozed out during the course of penetration, which is actually my favorite part.


I think the kids call it a "creampie" these days?
I'm a nice boy, you take that back.

The best is when you get her so worked up that she just starts gushing like crazy. Fuck the sheets, that's what the washer and dryer is for.
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Never really was super religious. Kinda took the teachings and beliefs as a code of morales. Don't steal, don't cheat, treat others as how you want to be treated.

In the end, I control my life, not something in the sky.

So yea, I also believe in what I see
It don't matters you know...
I was raised Catholic , and when I was still a kid my mother let hand made 2 massive golden necklaces with a sculpted cross on it ..
2 identical crosses...One for my father and one for me , it was no shit because the thing was 18 karat, expensive and heavy .
Still wear it in my nek ...But more like symbolic !
And my dad (Lucien) toke his cross on "8 March 2016" with him to another place , on this page you can see his pic as well => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...1227403&page=7
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Dammit Phil I clicked on that link and then booty filled my screen and then my computer froze as some old fucks walked past.
Was it hard ?
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I've noticed that Americanized folks are seriously dismissive of their heritage and/or culture. Not even just Indians, it's others, also.

I have the most experience with Latinas/Hispanic culture though, and I can say that they have quite the pride about them. It's kind of inspiring. But they are crazy AF. Right Mywifes335?
100%. Dude Puerto Rican parade was in NY last week. Many of my friends fled the city before the weekend. Enough said.

Otherwise, still stand behind my own experience of crazy Latina gfs. Why they so jealous and angry? Great sex though.
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I'm a nice boy, you take that back.

The best is when you get her so worked up that she just starts gushing like crazy. Fuck the sheets, that's what the washer and dryer is for.
My ex's soak through to the mattress.
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