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      06-03-2015, 12:47 PM   #1365
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Banned for thinking I'd let you drive my Peter. I assume that is the deed..
Banned for not knowing that the American way of indirectly saying having sex is "doing the deed".


When you say letting me drive your Peter, also sounds like a sexual mannerism..., one I wouldn't be comfortable with.
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Banned for not knowing that the American way of indirectly saying having sex is "doing the deed".


When you say letting me drive your Peter, also sounds like a sexual mannerism..., one I wouldn't be comfortable with.
Banned because i thought the same
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Banned for not knowing that the American way of indirectly saying having sex is "doing the deed".


When you say letting me drive your Peter, also sounds like a sexual mannerism..., one I wouldn't be comfortable with.
Banned for thinking I didn't know that and that I just wanted to get Peter in the middle of of this.

Your dirty mind is lost in the ot. A few weeks back I was bored and a man started a thread on Audi plowing. I just decided to change the P to a B and wrote an essay on how my Audi certainly doesn't offer to blow me even when I've repeatedly enquired after this option while servicing it.
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Banned for thinking I didn't know that and that I just wanted to get Peter in the middle of of this.

Your dirty mind is lost in the ot. A few weeks back I was bored and a man started a thread on Audi plowing. I just decided to change the P to a B and wrote an essay on how my Audi certainly doesn't offer to blow me even when I've repeatedly enquired after this option while servicing it.
I'm going to ban myself with this one, because usually I need to explain Americanized terms to you, but this time, I am pleasantly surprised that you caught on to my sexual innuendos, which I hope turn into real sexual acts.
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I'm going to ban myself with this one, because usually I need to explain Americanized terms to you, but this time, I am pleasantly surprised that you caught on to my sexual innuendos, which I hope turn into real sexual acts.
Dude I'm pretty solid with those, after all I hang out with dirty minded men all the time. Nothing plows though.

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      06-03-2015, 01:23 PM   #1370
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Dude I'm pretty solid with those, after all I hang out with dirty minded men all the time. Nothing plows though.

Banned for dreaming.
Banned for banning me for dreaming. A MAN CAN HAVE DREAMS YA KNOW. I'm going to guess you'd ban Martin Luther King Jr. as well? Assuming you know who he is....
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Banned for banning me for dreaming. A MAN CAN HAVE DREAMS YA KNOW. I'm going to guess you'd ban Martin Luther King Jr. as well? Assuming you know who he is....
Yup, I'd ban him, because of MLK day my kiddo got kicked out from second grade. I'd ban him real good!

The pup has the same tendency as I to go and read for hours when we don't understand something. MLK day threw her off completely since all they got from school was this lame ass pamphlet stating merely a few things about the man. She read for two weeks just about everything from polands former rulers and their hatred towards Jews to nazis and psychological studies made in the sixties that in my view explained a lot of how we humans end up putting people in concentration caps and see it as fair.


With her dictionary she had written a letter to the teacher that stated Americans should not celebrate this day if you are not willing to discus the real issues behind racism and how these affect us all every day.

I got the call and I spent an hour explaining to the teacher the kid stays in the second grade. I don't want her to hand out with older kids just to make me look good.

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Yup, I'd ban him, because of MLK day my kiddo got kicked out from second grade. I'd ban him real good!

The pup has the same tendency as I to go and read for hours when we don't understand something. MLK day threw her off completely since all they got from school was this lame ass pamphlet stating merely a few things about the man. She read for two weeks just about everything from polands former rulers and their hatred towards Jews to nazis and psychological studies made in the sixties that in my view explained a lot of how we humans end up putting people in concentration caps and see it as fair.


With her dictionary she had written a letter to the teacher that stated Americans should not celebrate this day if you are not willing to discus the real issues behind racism and how these affect us all every day.

I got the call and I spent an hour explaining to the teacher the kid stays in the second grade. I don't want her to hand out with older kids just to make me look good.

Mlk- you're out!
Banned because it seems like your kid is just as awesome as you are.


I never understood MLK day or black history month or anything like that. Everything should be learned equally since they all bare a similar amount of importance on the world. To single things out is racist.
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Banned Billup for making Lups verbose.. ain't nobody got time to read that shit
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Banned because it seems like your kid is just as awesome as you are.


I never understood MLK day or black history month or anything like that. Everything should be learned equally since they all bare a similar amount of importance on the world. To single things out is racist.
It is sad we still can't realize we are different anyway, not just because of race.

Thanks for your kind words, I do love my walking dictionary to bits.

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Christ did he stink up the living room while I was gone.
Mr sg's dog, you're out! Take my farting Russell with you!
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Banned Billup for making Lups verbose.. ain't nobody got time to read that shit
Banned because no matter what, even when I don't understand what she is saying, I will still read every word.


You on the other hand... you are a different story.
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Can I ban my dog for farting too much this morning?

Christ did he stink up the living room while I was gone.
Mr sg's dog, you're out! Take my farting Russell with you!
Christ, I got home and I immediately had to open the windows to let the sea breeze in.

Bulldogs sure are lethal for being such cute little meatballs.

Aw, my ex had a Russell. I swear he loved me more than her.

Banned for owning a Russell like my ex.
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Banned because no matter what, even when I don't understand what she is saying, I will still read every word.


You on the other hand... you are a different story.
Banned cuz that's why she loves you
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Banned because no matter what, even when I don't understand what she is saying, I will still read every word.


You on the other hand... you are a different story.
Banned. You're making the guys puke.
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Banned. You're making the guys puke.
You sure it's puke? not drool?
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Banned. You're making the guys puke.
Banned because the guys needed to purge anyways from all the bad food they consume during the week.
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Don't go all gooey on us Grimmy! I'm counting on you and V1 keeping the hate flowing!

Banned for showing your soft belly.
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Don't go all gooey on us Grimmy! I'm counting on you and V1 keeping the hate flowing!

Banned for showing your soft belly.
T rex the only thing soft is the belly
there you like dinosaurs right?
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T rex the only thing soft is the belly
there you like dinosaurs right?
Lol I have been teaching biology to the kids and the easiest way to explain things is to use examples they love. I can honestly say I hate all dinosaur related stuff.

Banned for suggesting I wouldn't recognize a drool from puke!

Good to see you around old Grimmy.
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Lol I have been teaching biology to the kids and the easiest way to explain things is to use examples they love. I can honestly say I hate all dinosaur related stuff.

Banned for suggesting I wouldn't recognize a drool from puke!

Good to see you around old Grimmy.
and good to see you, ol Lups

stop causing a scene at the school with your GOLD colored car... look at me.. no you're not an attention whore
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