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      11-01-2018, 09:04 AM   #1365
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She brought me prime rib from Texas Roadhouse, a bottle of vodka & a bottle of whiskey. Also, she paid for said Voltron.

Some of the reasons I do not want kids.
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Damn dude you got her whipped... (is that a thing for guys?)
It most certainly is. If you know how to put it down, it's amazing at women will do for and with you. It can also be quite dangerous when you give a woman something she's never experienced before and she has some personality issues....quite dangerous indeed.
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      11-01-2018, 12:38 PM   #1366
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I confess I am truly disappointed that all these coworkers, whom I KNOW have kids that went T-o-T last night, brought none to share today. I had to eat a Jack breakfast sammich instead - smh
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I confess I am truly disappointed that all these coworkers, whom I KNOW have kids that went T-o-T last night, brought none to share today. I had to eat a Jack breakfast sammich instead - smh
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      11-01-2018, 12:53 PM   #1368
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How so? I provide a SERVICE They use me as the scapegoat when they tell their kids that the bag is (finally) empty.

A variation on "you can't rape the willing"?
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      11-01-2018, 02:07 PM   #1369
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How so? I provide a SERVICE They use me as the scapegoat when they tell their kids that the bag is (finally) empty.

A variation on "you can't rape the willing"?
Please don't rape kids for candy. Please.
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      11-01-2018, 02:10 PM   #1370
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Please don't rape kids for candy. Please.
I need to dial it back
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      11-02-2018, 05:41 AM   #1371
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I keep reading this thread.
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Quickly approaching my 60th b-day. On the one hand, I feel better now than I have in decades. I've been cycling for 18 months and lost a ton of weight. I feel great. But...how the hell did I get to be 60?!?!?!

So I'm waffling between self-pity (bad) and the belief that I'll live to be 100 and go out in a blaze of glory (or farting dust, as the case may be).
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This is what I'm sayin'.
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Sorry I'm approaching 50 ain't easy either
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Sorry I'm approaching 50 ain't easy either
I'm in better shape now than I was when I hit 50. Wish I'd started riding 10 or 15 years ago.
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Confession: I'm falling BACK in Love with this evil beast. I could just look at this car all day and night long. Hopefully it doesn't crap out on me at the most inconvenient moment. I just Love it at all costs...and it's been a VERY expensive Love affair but I don't want a divorce just yet.

Whores, they always make ya come back. The divorce is OFF! For now..
That's the way I felt about my E38 (740iL). The car was a garage queen. I was spending close to $1000/month in maintenance. But when it was running right, it was a dream car. Fast and smooth as silk. A pure pleasure to drive and a head turner.
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That's the thing with these cars. When you think you're doing 55-65MPH and you're really doing 105MPH, you begin to understand how awesome these cars are. Supremely stable and smooth. It's addictive.

My current ride is a Mercedes C300 and because of a job relocation, I'm only putting ~8k/year on it instead of the ~40k/yr I was putting on the E38. So the C300 has cost me next to nothing in maintenance. But it just isn't in the same class as the E38. It's a pretty car and not expensive to run, but it doesn't stir the soul like the E38 did.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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I'm in better shape now than I was when I hit 50. Wish I'd started riding 10 or 15 years ago.
I cant say that but I've been in good shape all my life. Now I cant lift as heavy as before and need to find other ways to do what I need to do. Got a concept 2 rower yesterday. My plan is to fight this aging thing like I have been all along. I cant stop age from taking my performance unfortunately but can stay fit.
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I'm still thinking about buying a Concept 2. They have some at the university gym, but the hours for staff members suck. I'm not getting up before dawn to exercise and I can't do it over lunch. I just don't know if we have the space for it in our exercise room.
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It does take up a decent amount of space but we converted the formal living and dining room into gym. Have pr lifting power rack, bench, built platforms for deadlift, dumbbell rack, ex curl bar, dip station, schwinn carbon blue and now concept 2. Still need to get more heavy dumbbells and some sort if cable system.
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Just one?

I have a Concept II. I love it. I don't use it enough but still.
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