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      08-28-2015, 05:15 AM   #13773
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Do you work for Boeing?
Ah you're new here. Nah, he always posts random videos.
It's one of his better ones, in my opinion. I bet that in all of the take off's and go's, Billup's tool's were involved!!
Ooooo another OC boy.

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State your marital status, age group, car you drive and fico score.
Yup, Sara will be waking up any minute now.
What she does is no longer my business.

She's no longer my bimmerpost girlfriend.

So that just leaves lups, you, and that new girl.

Clearly, I chose v1
He can have you.
Yeeeeeeeuuuhhhh.

This weekends gonna be good
Whatever. I doubt we'll be surprised. You're probably going back to Crevier, getting your car, picking up Sara and filming you guys in bed.
Would the twist be if I filmed myself and v1 in bed instead?
You wouldn't. He would, but you wouldn't.
If he licks my butt and has a really good smelling cologne- I just might
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      08-28-2015, 07:10 AM   #13775
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What she does is no longer my business.

She's no longer my bimmerpost girlfriend.

So that just leaves lups, you, and that new girl.

Clearly, I chose v1
You cannot ungirlfriend me unless I say so!
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It's one of his better ones, in my opinion. I bet that in all of the take off's and go's, Billup's tool's were involved!!
Good morning, Sir.
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You wouldn't. He would, but you wouldn't.
I'm flyin jumpseat to Orange County this afternoon and he'll pick me up at Wayne Airport.

How do you like them apples?
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      08-28-2015, 09:21 AM   #13778
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I need a shower after these last posts.....
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      08-28-2015, 10:41 AM   #13779
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I need a shower after these last posts.....
No kidding. Want to save some water, big boy?
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      08-28-2015, 10:44 AM   #13781
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You wouldn't. He would, but you wouldn't.
I'm flyin jumpseat to Orange County this afternoon and he'll pick me up at Wayne Airport.

How do you like them apples?
I like them apples a lot! I would be very happy for you actually!
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No kidding. Want to save some water, big boy?
I'm comfortable enough in my manhood....
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I'm comfortable enough in my manhood....
Crap. I fold
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      08-28-2015, 11:20 AM   #13784
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Crap. I fold
You're still straight if nothing touches right???
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      08-28-2015, 11:30 AM   #13785
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      08-28-2015, 11:31 AM   #13786
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SheaButter - You are correct....shower and shave at the Gym before work....

I do try to maintain some modesty....unlike the old fart walking around the locker room for 30 minutes with the full Monty...
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      08-28-2015, 12:23 PM   #13787
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Little SNL funny - not gay if it's in a 3 way

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Little SNL funny - not gay if it's in a 3 way

OMG I can'ttttt watch this right now. I am literally cracking up in my office right now, and everybody is staring at me though my window!
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Sara is just whipping through the 5 stages of Divorce.

denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance

You should be at acceptance by the end of lunch.
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Sara is just whipping through the 5 stages of Divorce.

denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance

You should be at acceptance by the end of lunch.
She just needs to let me go, and accept she's never getting to ride my Yaris.

Anddddd everyone here saw it. I broke up with HER
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Anddddd everyone here saw it. I broke up with HER
Hahahaha. I see anger stage coming up shortly.
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Hahahaha. I see anger stage coming up shortly.
Sugar is a little too young to remember Fatal Attraction....I hope he doesn't own a fluffy bunny
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