[fecurtis]

Originally Posted by Lups

Me, but I have a really good excuse and my doctor said I'm so pathetic even my kids (servants since old enough) should be excused from my presence.

How in the world is that nice? The fucker came to my home, told me I will live through this and took my kids and took them to grandma. All I got was the usual: "don't worry kids, mom will be fine but she is so fucking annoying I'll give you a ride and in a day or two she maybe up for a less whiny life, then you can go back"

This is why you can't be friends with your doctor. Euthanasia was what I asked for, all I got was aspirin.

Adding Lups to my 2017 Death Pool.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jpnh

I'm pretty sure that if you're able to bleed for a week every month and survive that then you'll make it through this cold.

Dont die lups

Oh, I can also puke everything I eat for 9 months (which could be a reason I'm not getting any, I might have mentioned I want a baby), and i have been stupid enough to attempt eating surströmming. Absolutely nothing scared me (besides rats, but even that can be disputed) except fever.

This is so pathetic. Im taking the dogs for a walk since nobody else could be made to volunteer because it's -10f here and I'm answering this bloody post so I can take a break from writing my last will.

And I am afraid of other things besides rats too, but ego took over the keyboard.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh, I can also puke everything I eat for 9 months (which could be a reason I'm not getting any, I might have mentioned I want a baby), and i have been stupid enough to attempt eating surströmming. Absolutely nothing scared me (besides rats, but even that can be disputed) except fever.

This is so pathetic. Im taking the dogs for a walk since nobody else could be made to volunteer because it's -10f here and I'm answering this bloody post so I can take a break from writing my last will.

And I am afraid of other things besides rats too, but ego took over the keyboard.

That would make you off limits in my book. haha

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Lups

might have mentioned I want a baby

Generally speaking there's no more effective form of birth control than for a woman to tell that to a single guy......most married ones too....

[CANGRKE70]

-Planning on getting getting my type 2 diabetes under control with diet/exercise = lifestyle change.
-Travel more (Scotland end of January(booked), Greece end of July (booked), Iceland in Sept/Oct.
-Started my own company

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

That would make you off limits in my book. haha

Originally Posted by jpnh

Generally speaking there's no more effective form of birth control than for a woman to tell that to a single guy......most married ones too....

Haha, this is true.

Meh, I want an other one still. If Mary pulled it off, I will too someday

[UncleWede]

Adoption - get what you want without spreading your legs OR throwing up for 9 months.

[1MOREMOD]

16 yr old russian chick who hates to wear clothes?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Adoption - get what you want without spreading your legs OR throwing up for 9 months.

I thought about it, I even called your wife to ask if she needs a new mom. I asked if she'd cook for the ceremony and that gave away my motives.

It was so close!

There are such long queues for adoption I would feel bad for taking someone elses spot. We have kids, I just happen to like these little dorks.

If we knew we were going to stay put for a long time, I'd take a few foster kids.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

16 yr old russian chick who hates to wear clothes?

Sounds awesome !

[The Choosey begger]

I used to think Anna was Russian.

[trvplvrdBOI]

8% body fat.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

I thought about it, I even called your wife to ask if she needs a new mom.

It would look a bit funny with my older, shorter, darker than you wife calling you mom while SHE made the dinner, no?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

It would look a bit funny with my older, shorter, darker than you wife calling you mom while SHE made the dinner, no?

I'm okay with it, you wouldn't mind having a mother in-law who can braid your hair?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Meh, I want an other one still. If Mary pulled it off, I will too someday

It is said in Luke 1:30 that Mary found favour with the Lord.

Now, I'm not normally one to leap to conclusions, but....in this case...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

It is said in Luke 1:30 that Mary found favour with the Lord.

Now, I'm not normally one to leap to conclusions, but....in this case...

So this means nobility is okay?

(I'm sorry, that comment you quoted was pretty bad from me. As said, I try to respect all religions, but no milk fucks with me. Soon I'll be attacking everyone else too.)

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm okay with it, you wouldn't mind having a mother in-law who can braid your hair?

I have no MIL now, why would I want some Cheetos-eating panty-waister to compete for dinner?????

[trvplvrdBOI]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

It is said in Luke 1:30 that Mary found favour with the Lord.

Now, I'm not normally one to leap to conclusions, but....in this case...

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

So this means nobility is okay?

(I'm sorry, that comment you quoted was pretty bad from me. As said, I try to respect all religions, but no milk fucks with me. Soon I'll be attacking everyone else too.)

No worries. Who knows, you may even get your wish. I think foster parents would be the most difficult thing though - not only the initial work, but mostly the giving them up at the end. I couldn't even imagine not having my son now, even though some days I want to drop kick him across the room. Fortunately for him he's cute.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I have no MIL now, why would I want some Cheetos-eating panty-waister to compete for dinner?????

Well, I'd be awesome in the role! As long as I get fed, I'll stfu!

Gimme bad food, and I'll make your life hell.

Originally Posted by Joekerr

No worries. Who knows, you may even get your wish. I think foster parents would be the most difficult thing though - not only the initial work, but mostly the giving them up at the end. I couldn't even imagine not having my son now, even though some days I want to drop kick him across the room. Fortunately for him he's cute.

I had a heroin baby to babysit for about 6 months in wa for about 17 hours per day, every day. I still think about my little screamer daily but I hope all the best for him. I loved him to bits, but man I complained a lot too (here).

Yeah, the drop kick thing would work if not kinda against the code I follow. I don't aim high, I just try to be the second worst parent in the world. All I can say is that you're fucking it up if you don't want to do the kick thing daily (kids trust the people they act up with and basically the bad days are there to show us we are good at our jobs) and the days everything goes well are there for us to remember why we made the first 13 years before puberty.

Meh, I want an other. Even with my insane transporters and my insane hours and everything, I'm very much a care taker at heart.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by fecurtis

Adding Lups to my 2017 Death Pool.

Thats just wrong

Kharma is a bitch dude......

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jpnh

Thats just wrong

Kharma is a bitch dude......

My attorney doesnt agree with him. He thinks I totally need a new will now that it's been five days of bitching. He also is included in my new will so I trust he has my best interests at heart.



(he's one of my best friends and he will gain three puzzle pieces I stole from him 25 years ago)