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      07-31-2015, 02:30 PM   #13003
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Cigars, cars, architecture, people, and the last bastion of pure socialism (Venezuela being exempt). My parents had an interesting trip last year.
I've been going since the 80's, it's got a lot better. I remember when Cuban citizens were not allowed on "tourist" beaches and military men armed with AK's would make sure of that. They at least have cell phones and internet now.
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      07-31-2015, 03:06 PM   #13008
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I've been going since the 80's, it's got a lot better. I remember when Cuban citizens were not allowed on "tourist" beaches and military men armed with AK's would make sure of that. They at least have cell phones and internet now.
You Canuckians are lucky. Until recently, the only way Americans could visit Cuba was through you guys. Now, it's an "educational" or for cultural exchanges. With normalization, it'll be a 30 minute flight from Miami to Havana.
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You Canuckians are lucky. Until recently, the only way Americans could visit Cuba was through you guys. Now, it's an "educational" or for cultural exchanges. With normalization, it'll be a 30 minute flight from Miami to Havana.
My Dad was born there. He says he's never going back.
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      07-31-2015, 04:42 PM   #13010
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      07-31-2015, 04:43 PM   #13011
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My Dad was born there. He says he's never going back.
Where'd you get your red hair from? BTW...how's the prep for this weekend coming along?
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      07-31-2015, 04:44 PM   #13012
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As promised

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I'm copying that to the car porn thread.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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I'm copying that to the car porn thread.
Thats as deep as I care to tread in the gulf...bit scared of sharks at/near dusk....
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Where'd you get your red hair from? BTW...how's the prep for this weekend coming along?
Oh yes! Is today the big day, Sara504 ???
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Where'd you get your red hair from? BTW...how's the prep for this weekend coming along?
My Dad's Mother. A lot of Cubans are fair skinned with light eyes and hair.


I get it a lot. Most people think of Hispanics and immediately think brown skin and dark hair.
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Youre going to kill me.......
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Youre going to kill me.......
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My Dad's Mother. A lot of Cubans are fair skinned with light eyes and hair.
Your mom has that gene also...
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Your mom has that gene also...
No she's Blonde hair blue eyes, German.
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Omg.
I cancelled on him. A better opportunity came up two days ago Plus he hinted he wanted sex and I am not about that on the 1st date right now. So NEXT.
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No she's Blonde hair blue eyes, German.
She has the gene, meaning it's somewhere in her lineage.
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I cancelled on him. A better opportunity came up two days ago Plus he hinted he wanted sex and I am not about that on the 1st date right now. So NEXT.
hint....they all want sex on the first date...

some are just more sly/clever about how they go about getting it...
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