Ban the person above you

rohitsja · 05-12-2017, 03:07 PM

Banned for thinking you are Donald Trump?

wdb · 05-12-2017, 03:09 PM

Making fun of politician ban.

1MOREMOD · 05-12-2017, 06:16 PM

Not doing so ban

F30lolz · 05-13-2017, 01:49 AM

Let's make the banned thread great again banned

1MOREMOD · 05-13-2017, 10:51 AM

Can you leave then ban

Samurai of 2day · 05-13-2017, 12:06 PM

Banned for making like a tree.

Trees are not to be considered role models.

Dang3r · 05-13-2017, 01:08 PM

Trees are good for peeing at, banned!

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

It's death by zug-zug, what they heck is this bingo-bango nonsense??

That comes from a very old joke, try to break this to you but it may suffer a bit by translation:

A white discoverer was non-legal humping once a black beauty somewhere into the bush and got caught by her tribes men.
So the chief asked him how hard the expected punishment should be:
Slammin' his left nut or bingo-bongo?
Slammin' his right nut or bingo-bongo?
Cutting of his whole crown juwel case?
The man thought short about the pain v/s afterwards consequencies for his body, than decided: Bingo-bongo!
The chief smiled mildly, than ordered his men: Bring on the big stick, we have to slam both nuts simultaneously!

wdb · 05-13-2017, 03:45 PM

Tree pee = banned bigly.

1MOREMOD · 05-13-2017, 03:56 PM

You stupid, ban

wdb · 05-13-2017, 04:07 PM

This thread is rigged. Ban.

F30lolz · 05-13-2017, 05:48 PM

Banned for not knowing that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team.

MKSixer · 05-13-2017, 07:33 PM

I came in just to see your previous ban. Banned.

F30lolz · 05-13-2017, 08:36 PM

Previously on this episode of ban the person above you.

Banned

Dang3r · 05-14-2017, 11:43 AM

The only intersting episode starts into the temple with stoned pilots, you bother, banned!

F30lolz · 05-14-2017, 12:33 PM

The said pilots who are stoned in said temple are waiting for their planes to be fixed in the hanger across from said temple to fight against aliens. However, you have delayed the rescue of said pilots who are stoned in said temple.

Banned.

wdb · 05-14-2017, 05:49 PM

Said said too much. Ban.

Samurai of 2day · 05-14-2017, 05:53 PM

Banned for saying said too much.

Knowwatmsayin?

F30lolz · 05-14-2017, 07:33 PM

Banned for receiving a Derek Jeter gift basket back in 2002.

Dang3r · 05-15-2017, 04:19 AM

Whakateamona? Banned!

UncleWede · 05-15-2017, 11:24 AM

Mona whacked your what with tea?

Sorry, going have to call in the BAN hammers

F30lolz · 05-15-2017, 05:24 PM

Banned for being all up in Thor's hammer.

Dang3r · 05-16-2017, 04:33 AM

Thors Hammer contains more beef that you're ever be able to handle, banned!

05-12-2017, 03:07 PM	#12761
rohitsja MUHAAHAA 236 Rep 610 Posts Drives: 2019 X5 xDrive40i/ 09 E92 335i Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: NC iTrader: (2)	Banned for thinking you are Donald Trump?
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05-12-2017, 03:09 PM	#12762
wdb dances with roads 5126 Rep 4,137 Posts Drives: '07 E86, '02 996, '95 Seven Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: the perimeter iTrader: (4)	Making fun of politician ban.
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05-12-2017, 06:16 PM	#12763
1MOREMOD - 11822 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Not doing so ban
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05-13-2017, 10:51 AM	#12765
1MOREMOD - 11822 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Can you leave then ban
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05-13-2017, 12:06 PM	#12766
Samurai of 2day Major 2328 Rep 1,264 Posts Drives: '22 X6M/'21 S1Krr Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere iTrader: (0)	Banned for making like a tree. Trees are not to be considered role models. __________________ Too smart for my own good...
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05-13-2017, 03:45 PM	#12768
wdb dances with roads 5126 Rep 4,137 Posts Drives: '07 E86, '02 996, '95 Seven Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: the perimeter iTrader: (4)	Tree pee = banned bigly.
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05-13-2017, 03:56 PM	#12769
1MOREMOD - 11822 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	You stupid, ban
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05-13-2017, 04:07 PM	#12770
wdb dances with roads 5126 Rep 4,137 Posts Drives: '07 E86, '02 996, '95 Seven Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: the perimeter iTrader: (4)	This thread is rigged. Ban.
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05-13-2017, 07:33 PM	#12772
MKSixer Lieutenant General 34159 Rep 11,637 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Southeast United States iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 M4 GTS (Allotted) [0.00] 2013 BMW 328d [0.00] 2007 BMW M6 [10.00] 2015 BMW i8 [10.00]	I came in just to see your previous ban. Banned. __________________ Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond... Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
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05-14-2017, 11:43 AM	#12774
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12484 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	The only intersting episode starts into the temple with stoned pilots, you bother, banned! __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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05-14-2017, 05:49 PM	#12776
wdb dances with roads 5126 Rep 4,137 Posts Drives: '07 E86, '02 996, '95 Seven Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: the perimeter iTrader: (4)	Said said too much. Ban.
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05-14-2017, 05:53 PM	#12777
Samurai of 2day Major 2328 Rep 1,264 Posts Drives: '22 X6M/'21 S1Krr Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere iTrader: (0)	Banned for saying said too much. Knowwatmsayin? __________________ Too smart for my own good...
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05-15-2017, 04:19 AM	#12779
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12484 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Whakateamona? Banned! __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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05-15-2017, 11:24 AM	#12780
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18532 Rep 9,432 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Mona whacked your what with tea? Sorry, going have to call in the BAN hammers
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05-16-2017, 04:33 AM	#12782
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12484 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Thors Hammer contains more beef that you're ever be able to handle, banned! __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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