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      03-21-2016, 07:48 AM   #1211
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April first I'll prob die. I'll live post from her residence
Ohhhhh.


I couldn't recall exactly when you were meeting her up. Sorry man. LOL.
No worries, it'll be epic.

Also, download bumble guys. The girl has to message the guy within 24 hours.
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No worries, it'll be epic.

Also, download bumble guys. The girl has to message the guy within 24 hours.
Sonnnnn u lateeeee I been posted thatttttt.


However, considering this thread has grown exponentially, it's better that they don't have to search through 37824379429 pages and you said it anyway.
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Sonnnnn u lateeeee I been posted thatttttt.


However, considering this thread has grown exponentially, it's better that they don't have to search through 37824379429 pages and you said it anyway.
how has your experience been on that?
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      03-21-2016, 08:03 AM   #1214
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how has your experience been on that?
I actually haven't been on it for a couple months since I actually decided to make my relationship work.


But honestly it's a crapshoot if you're a black guy, since most of the chicks on there are white. I've had a few swipe right on me, but I literally just swiped right for everyone since you don't have limited likes (like Tinder), and there's no room to be picky due to race bias.


Had a few pretty white girls match me though (which is what my preference is/was anyway, that and South American/Middle Eastern girls), but the conversations never really led anywhere because I was too focused on my career/money/education (I know, right?!). So at this point I'm just building upon the relationship I had with my closest ex since she knows me and my ambitions and doesn't smoke weed and blah blah blah.


At this point in my life one of the worst things I've come across is women who waste time/expect you to be thirsty. Negative, bitch.
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I actually haven't been on it for a couple months since I actually decided to make my relationship work.


But honestly it's a crapshoot if you're a black guy, since most of the chicks on there are white. I've had a few swipe right on me, but I literally just swiped right for everyone since you don't have limited likes (like Tinder), and there's no room to be picky due to race bias.


Had a few pretty white girls match me though (which is what my preference is/was anyway, that and South American/Middle Eastern girls), but the conversations never really led anywhere because I was too focused on my career/money/education (I know, right?!). So at this point I'm just building upon the relationship I had with my closest ex since she knows me and my ambitions and doesn't smoke weed and blah blah blah.


At this point in my life one of the worst things I've come across is women who waste time/expect you to be thirsty. Negative, bitch.
Well said!!!

I hope it works out
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Well said!!!

I hope it works out
Thanks brotha.
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Second date was better than expected.
Hopefully it continues, just don't let him play nice now and turn into a conceited dick.


Our second went well too, watched a few movies and went to the store together, seeing her again Thurs and maybe Friday.
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Second date was better than expected.
Orly?

(Can be "Oh Really?" or "Orally?". Whichever. Let me know both, kthx.)
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Our second went well too, watched a few movies and went to the store together, seeing her again Thurs and maybe Friday.
The store? To do what???
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The store? To do what???
Fuzzy handcuffs, lube, condoms, and a 9 iron.




Or wait..., nope..., it was snacks for movie night..., that's what it was.
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Fuzzy handcuffs, lube, condoms, and a 9 iron.




Or wait..., nope..., it was snacks for movie night..., that's what it was.
I like the first options better.
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I like the first options better.
Looks like we all know how the second date went better than expected.
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Did you get lucky on your second date?
I was a gentleman, plus I've been saving myself for marriage since I was 16.
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I was a gentleman, plus I've been saving myself for marriage since I was 16.
Oh my God I laughed so hard.
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Oh my God I laughed so hard.
My virginity and choosing to save myself really isn't much to joke about.
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My virginity and choosing to save myself really isn't much to joke about.
My apologies, Father.
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My rectal virginity and choosing to save myself really isn't much to joke about.
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You being a virgin is about as believable as me taking it in the ass.
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You being a virgin is about as believable as me taking it in the ass.
...., I still think you're a freak, no one with skills has properly shown you.
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