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      03-18-2016, 08:40 AM   #1167
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Nice! Hopefully you come back with some Sara type story.



Plus sex, I assume.
I'm not really sure what I'm looking for, tbh. Just someone nice to hang out with.


Possibly. We'll see. Might be a gentleman.

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No way, Jose. It's aint like dat.
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      03-18-2016, 08:42 AM   #1168
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No way, Jose. It's aint like dat.
Literally what 90% of people say right before falling hopelessly in love. Just sayin.
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      03-18-2016, 08:51 AM   #1169
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Well I cheated on my bimmer with a Tesla yesterday.
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Well I cheated on my bimmer with a Tesla yesterday.
Did your dick get electrocuted?
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Well I cheated on my bimmer with a Tesla yesterday.
Did your dick get electrocuted?
No, unfortunately. But my marriage is ruined
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Literally what 90% of people say right before falling hopelessly in love. Just sayin.
Love ain't nothing but a word. Just different levels of infatuation. Besides, I might not even stay in this state.
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Where you going, Ax? Moving to MD/DC?
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Not sure. Not sure how long I plan on staying here, probably another couple years. Then maybe back to Detroit to be with my family.
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Not sure. Not sure how long I plan on staying here, probably another couple years. Then maybe back to Detroit to be with my family.
Detroit. Nice!
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Not sure. Not sure how long I plan on staying here, probably another couple years. Then maybe back to Detroit to be with my family.
U move 2 da hood daskoo I nu u wuz ghetto whole tyme.


U ain't got ta lie Craig.
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Nice! Hopefully you come back with some Sara type story.



Plus sex, I assume.
I texted him and it's been 17 minutes since he responded. I'm done.
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You texted him just "hey" right? That's always seems to work...
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Detroit. Nice!
Won't be back IN the city, but that's the easiest way to describe what part of the state. Don't ever plan on living in the city again, too sketch.

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U move 2 da hood daskoo I nu u wuz ghetto whole tyme.

U ain't got ta lie Craig.
Dem iz twennies mayn.


Nah bruh, them is tens.


Yah yah but dey cool doe!

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I texted him and it's been 17 minutes since he responded. I'm done.
Sometimes I don't for hours. He's just keeping low key or he's off banging someone else.
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I texted him and it's been 17 minutes since he responded. I'm done.
This was cute.


He's a surgeon, love. He's probably saving someone's life.

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Dem iz twennies mayn.


Nah bruh, them is tens.


Yah yah but dey cool doe!
You're my hero! Officially able to thrive in whatever environment that you're placed in.


Wait....tens doe?
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You're my hero! Officially able to thrive in whatever environment that you're placed in.


Wait....tens doe?
The series of Friday movies along with Dave Chappelle and hip hop music, I could pass as 10% black. Fubu adds a nice touch also.
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This was cute.
He's a surgeon, love. He's probably saving someone's life.
Exactly. Clearly has priorities fucked up... Sara504 has needs. If he has to save someone's life, their family was already worried. He had the opportunity to meet both parties' expectations. Instead, he disappointed Sara. Swipe left bitches.

Edit: Also, once Sara explains she is pissed, he will surgically remove himself from her. (Possibly)

Edit 2: WAIT... important detail. Was the text nudes? It matters.
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The series of Friday movies along with Dave Chappelle and hip hop music, I could pass as 10% black. Fubu adds a nice touch also.
Fubu? That's racist.

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Exactly. Clearly has priorities fucked up... Sara504 has needs. If he has to save someone's life, their family was already worried. He had the opportunity to meet both parties' expectations. Instead, he disappointed Sara. Swipe left bitches.
This is true. But she already swiped right for him and has now reached a heightened stage of tindering.
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This is true. But she already swiped right for him and has now reached a heightened stage of tindering.
The meat has been tinderized?
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Fubu? That's racist.
How so? I'm white and I love my Fubu pants. They're so soft. Walk like a pimp with a limp.
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The meat has been tinderized?
She said she was waiting for a certified union to allow such an event.

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How so? I'm white and I love my Fubu pants. They're so soft. Walk like a pimp with a limp.
Walk like a gimp with a with a glint?
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Walk like a gimp with a with a glint?
You lost me.
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So much for being 10% black!
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