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      07-17-2015, 10:00 AM   #11771
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at women that eat their hair.

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sure if you're a gross person that doesn't take care of themselves you'll have shit in your ears.
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Guys, we get it. You want a little facial fuzz to make you feel more manly, or cool, or hip, or whatever. You like it, that’s fine. Just know that your beard is absolutely disgusting. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

According to experts, beards are actually ‘bacterial sponges’ and are the perfect place to spread germs.

Carol Walker, a consultant trichologist from the Birmingham Trichology Center, told DailyMail, “Beard hair; it’s courser. It has the shape of a bayonet, a round, convexed bottom and then comes up the side to a point. It becomes curly and smooth, it tends to have more bends and kinks which trap dirt. The cuticles on the hair – which are like layers of tiles on a roof – trap the germs and grease.”

Walker additionally noted that men also tend to play with their beards, thus passing more germs from their hands to their face.

“If their hands are dirty, they transfer dirt from their hands on to their face and mouths.If someone eating dairy products it can get stuck in their beard and become a bit rancid.There can be a lot of Stepholococci if someone’s got a cold.”

Alright, so what’s the solution? Shave it. Or burn it. Your choice, because as GQ notes, Manuel Barbeito, a microbiologist in the US Army, studied beard types and their individual potential to spread disease in the 1960s. He found that washing beards did not do a suitable enough job of ridding the hairs of infectious disease.
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What women eat hair???
I've no beard , I'm shaved every single morning , some days even twice !
Looking sharp , smooth and clean , but I've been told by several womans that a beard "can tickle" on the right spot... (sexual body part stimulation) of the woman .
So Sara a beard in case of sex can have some benefits too ...
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I've no beard , I'm shaved every single morning , some days even twice !
Looking sharp , smooth and clean , but I've been told by several womans that a beard "can tickle" on the right spot... (sexual body part stimulation) of the woman .
So Sara a beard in case of sex can have some benefits too ...
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sure if you're a gross person that doesn't take care of themselves you'll have shit in your ears.
i imagine you're right.

on a side note, it's a good practice to close the toilet lid when you flush the toilet as it can fling fecal matter.
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Shoes and facial hair since I posted last
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on a side note, it's a good practice to close the toilet lid when you flush the toilet as it can fling fecal matter.
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at women that eat their hair.

CANGRKE70 / Sara504 i recently saw this:
Bearded men have poop on their faces
http://nypost.com/2015/05/04/science...-fecal-matter/
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Just know that your beard is absolutely disgusting.

The human immune system was there long before soap and hand sanitizer
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      07-17-2015, 10:43 AM   #11779
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This germy beard convo is disgusting to wake up to
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Poop and eating hair. The F have you all been drinking?

Hopefully everyone has had a better week than myself. It's been rough.
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Poop and eating hair. The F have you all been drinking?

Hopefully everyone has had a better week than myself. It's been rough.
Everything ok?
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Hopefully everyone has had a better week than myself. It's been rough.
Are you okay?
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      07-17-2015, 12:04 PM   #11785
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Poop and eating hair. The F have you all been drinking?

Hopefully everyone has had a better week than myself. It's been rough.
Let it out. We're all ears.
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      07-17-2015, 12:08 PM   #11786
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Shoes and facial hair since I posted last
Shoes with a Donkey - I WIN!!!!
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      07-17-2015, 12:11 PM   #11787
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Everything ok?
Yep. Just a long week. I appreciate the concern.
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Big picture? Yea, i'm ok. Just a really, really long week of work. I left the office last night at 10PM and that was the earliest I had gotten out by several hours. Haven't had a day off in three weeks, it just wears on you is all.

TBH i'm going to go get mega drunk tonight. Back in the office tomorrow but they'll just have to deal with my hangover.

I appreciate the concern, seriously.
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Big picture? Yea, i'm ok. Just a really, really long week of work. I left the office last night at 10PM and that was the earliest I had gotten out by several hours. Haven't had a day off in three weeks, it just wears on you is all.
Sounds rough. Look on the bright side...it'll make the down time that much better.
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...and any other lady that cares to chime in...what do you think of facial hair (Mustache, beard, goatee)?
My Dad always had a beard. Honestly don't think I've ever seen him without one... So.. no no no.. Don't want to feel like I'm with my Dad.

Mustache is ok on the right man..
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My Dad always had a beard. Honestly don't think I've ever seen him without one... So.. no no no.. Don't want to feel like I'm with my Dad.

Mustache is ok on the right man..
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Sounds rough. Look on the bright side...it'll make the down time that much better.
Yep, just gotta keep pushing. There are people around the world being asked to work these types of hours for little/no compensation, so it's important I keep this in perspective.

Then off to Hawaii (where i've never been) on the 11th
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