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      07-16-2015, 08:59 PM   #11727
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I'd suggest taking it up a notch and posing in your underwear in front of animals...

But then I realized- that's pretty creepy. &I'd have to see Prena AND mr92mil compete as well.

Not sure which is worse :
This would end very badly.
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Find one with Opal white interior and a 6 speed manual- and when you do, make sure you wash your dirty paws before you touch my car.
A lady friend of mine has one...she says that combo is all the rage with the ladies
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Find one with Opal white interior and a 6 speed manual- and when you do, make sure you wash your dirty paws before you touch my car.
A lady friend of mine has one...she says that combo is all the rage with the ladies
1 OF 1 bud.

1 of 1.
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      07-16-2015, 09:07 PM   #11730
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1 fake M6of 1 fake M6.
Yea - her car is last year's M, and convertible....but its Black, w/ White interior and 6MT...

oh, fixed that for ya

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1 fake M6of 1 fake M6.
Yea - her car is last year's M, and convertible....but its Black, w/ White interior and 6MT...

oh, fixed that for ya

Bmwvin.com must have some sort of error...all I see is my (frozen) black coupe, LCI model m6 coupe with full white merino leather and a 6 speed.

No convertibles in 2015 were produced with a MT so your "lady friend" is a liar! She has a 2014, ooooooooohhhhhhhh
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Anyways- as you can see by my cell service in that photo- currently at the beach home in Mexico so I'm off to surf.

Enjoy comparing footsies everyone!
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Bmwvin.com must have some sort of error...all I see is my (frozen) black coupe, LCI model m6 coupe with full white merino leather and a 6 speed.

No convertibles in 2015 were produced with a MT so your "lady friend" is a liar! She has a 2014, ooooooooohhhhhhhh
It's a lease...so most likely right...
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Guys?! Are we playing an other round?
Of what?
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Of what?
We're playing a game!

First was feet, then shoes. Asb keeps cheating, and Crank tries to make this about donkeys.

Anyway, Prenna claimed he wan the leg round, because he had the shortest, how the hell do you win so?! On the shoe round, I posted a really cute louboutin, and asb cheated by getting more votes by bringing in his donkey.

They change the rules every time I have a shot! Come the fuck on!

I feel confident the next round will be my huge win. I'm really confident.
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We're playing a game!

First was feet, then shoes. Asb keeps cheating, and Crank tries to make this about donkeys.

Anyway, Prenna claimed he wan the leg round, because he had the shortest, how the hell do you win so?! On the shoe round, I posted a really cute louboutin, and asb cheated by getting more votes by bringing in his donkey.

They change the rules every time I have a shot! Come the fuck on!

I feel confident the next round will be my huge win. I'm really confident.
'If you ain't cheating...you ain't trying'...Ha Ha....
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'If you ain't cheating...you ain't trying'...Ha Ha....
You can't trust anyone anymore!!
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Lups ...2 rules:

1. I hate to lose more than I like to win

2. When in doubt, refer back to Rule 1

Game on!!!!

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Lups ...2 rules:

1. I hate to lose more than I like to win

2. When in doubt, refer back to Rule 1

Game on!!!!

Dude, I was so sure of my victory. So. Damn. Sure.

In the first shot I get the loss. But the second had a puppy, and 37 size shoe! That's like seven or a 6.5 of your system! And!! A puppy!!

Next round, I get to post last, no taking anything back and I will win!!!
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Guys?! Are we playing an other round?
I will let you and ASBSECU E93 pick it this time.

I took a picture of odd color Porsche. How about
"photo of of most odd porsche color pics?"
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...and any other lady that cares to chime in...what do you think of facial hair (Mustache, beard, goatee)?
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...and any other lady that cares to chime in...what do you think of facial hair (Mustache, beard, goatee)?
No to moustache only. I like subtle goatees and I guess hipster beards are ok.
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No to moustache only. I like subtle goatees and I guess hipster beards are ok.
...so no full on Magnum PI / Tom Sellek 'stache..?

It's ok if you have to google him...
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