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      03-17-2016, 10:46 AM   #1145
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My post wasn't intended that way. Just a heads up to be cautious because people can be shitheads and lie about stuff like that (my friend for example), which I'm sure you already knew. But looks like you did your necessary research.

Remember to bring an engagement ring so you can lock him down and a rape whistle just in case.
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      03-17-2016, 10:58 AM   #1146
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I'm not going to give you shit. Just watch your back. The guy just might want to bang some little blonde thing. But, if you're fine with that, then go on with ya bad self.
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      03-17-2016, 11:03 AM   #1147
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I'm not going to give you shit. Just watch your back. The guy just might want to bang some little blonde thing. But, if you're fine with that, then go on with ya bad self.
I'll let him bang me if he marries me.
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I'll let him bang me if he marries me.
That's my girl.
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Alas, morals are still present.
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He looks older than me or gramps in the cover photo
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yeaaaah get that money money Sara

ask him to eat grapes out of his asshole. that'll woo him
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He looks older than me or gramps in the cover photo
That's his father
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Ok. I'm back from my date. I had the best time!!! He's so nice. So so sweet. We talked about his sugeries. He showed me god awful gruesome photos of him doing surgery. (Way to lose my appetite at lunch) we talked about our families. It was great conversation. He's goofy which I like. It's cute. Made me laugh several times. Walked me to my car where we stood and talked for another 10 minutes before I finally left. We have our second date planned.
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Can it be? Could Sara have found a winner?



Tune in to our next episode of "Tender Tinder" to find out.
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I can't wait for my next date with him!
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      03-17-2016, 04:28 PM   #1156
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I can't wait for my next date with him!
Sounds like the match.com ad.
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      03-18-2016, 07:14 AM   #1157
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I can't wait for my next date with him!
Good on you. Hopefully it turns out to be something worth while, you deserve someone good to keep you in line.



I have my second date coming up tomorrow, coming over to watch movies if the weather sucks, if not probably take her downtown (if you know what I mean).
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      03-18-2016, 07:24 AM   #1158
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I can't wait for my next date with him!
Does he know that you have an offspring
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Don't you mean you'll be going downtown?
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Don't you mean you'll be going downtown?
No, he doesn't like sourdough.
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Don't you mean you'll be going downtown?
We're both going downtown. Probably take highway 69 depending on traffic.
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      03-18-2016, 07:28 AM   #1162
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Don't you mean you'll be going downtown?
We're both going downtown. Probably take highway 69 depending on traffic.
The problem is you may pass one another. One will be northbound, one will be southbound
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Wait, which girl is this again? Second coffee date, right?


Sounds like no carpooling will be taking place.
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      03-18-2016, 07:39 AM   #1164
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The problem is you may pass one another. One will be northbound, one will be southbound
There's always going to be that one dick on the road and the one pussy that can never commit to a lane change.

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Wait, which girl is this again? Second coffee date, right?


Sounds like no carpooling will be taking place.
Yeah the one from the coffee shop. We've been talking every day since then, so should be a fun night.
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Nice! Hopefully you come back with some Sara type story.



Plus sex, I assume.
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Yeah the one from the coffee shop. We've been talking every day since then, so should be a fun night.
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