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      11-17-2015, 10:21 PM   #1101
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We can't all get hired on the basis of things like "intelligence" and "merit," no need to be judgmental.
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      11-17-2015, 10:25 PM   #1102
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I appreciate you sending me your resume - will BRB and....ZZZZZZZ
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      11-17-2015, 10:34 PM   #1103
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We can't all get hired on the basis of things like "intelligence" and "merit," no need to be judgmental.
I appreciate you sending me your resume - will BRB and....ZZZZZZZ
So... I'm hired, right? Let me know if I need to do any more "convincing."
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      11-17-2015, 10:46 PM   #1104
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      11-17-2015, 10:51 PM   #1105
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So... I'm hired, right? Let me know if I need to do any more "convincing."
the *ahem* 'job' is yours!!
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      11-17-2015, 11:10 PM   #1106
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      11-17-2015, 11:27 PM   #1107
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      11-17-2015, 11:39 PM   #1108
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      11-18-2015, 08:50 AM   #1109
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      11-18-2015, 11:00 AM   #1110
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It's hard out here for a chimp.
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      11-18-2015, 12:32 PM   #1111
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      11-18-2015, 03:47 PM   #1112
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      11-18-2015, 03:53 PM   #1113
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Only if Lups, Sara and RJ are 5' nothing.
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      11-18-2015, 06:32 PM   #1114
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Only if Lups, Sara and RJ are 5' nothing.
Maybe she's the one on the stool.
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      11-18-2015, 06:34 PM   #1115
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Maybe she's the one on the stool.
I see only one leg on the stool. If one of them is Biorin , you're all at or under 5' tall.

Cool belt buckle BTW.
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Why I gotta be the chunky one??
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Why I gotta be the chunky one??
Hey! Where have you been??
F30lolz and I thought you turned into Castrol TWS.
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Finally ...
Welcome back girl .
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I just knew that Biorin had a tight and good looking ass ..
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      11-19-2015, 12:49 AM   #1121
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I see only one leg on the stool. If one of them is Biorin , you're all at or under 5' tall.

Cool belt buckle BTW.
You mean they're all fun size??

And thanks! I think it really completes the look with the wallet chain.
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So I'm the guy in that?
Not to be cruel but I've worn that cloth, and I do it well. Like real badass well. My hair is only blonde during the summer swimming time, at this point its a crack user bad mix of abt 10 summers (length)

I'm quite offended. That guy is tiny.
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