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      01-11-2009, 12:31 AM   #89
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      01-11-2009, 12:31 AM   #90
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      01-11-2009, 12:43 AM   #91
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      01-11-2009, 01:22 AM   #92
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      01-11-2009, 03:04 AM   #93
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      01-11-2009, 03:21 AM   #94
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is there a keg in your pants? b/c i wanna tap that ass.

are you wearing astronaut pants? b/c that ass it out of this world.
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      01-11-2009, 03:29 AM   #95
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      01-11-2009, 03:30 AM   #96
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      01-11-2009, 06:34 AM   #97
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... What? You don't like pizza?
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      01-11-2009, 06:35 AM   #98
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Babe, you tired?

[Why?]

Because you have been running in my mind the whole day..
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      01-11-2009, 06:36 AM   #99
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Did it hurt?

[What? No..]

When you fell from heaven...
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      01-11-2009, 06:37 AM   #100
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My name is Armand, Im 19 and I have a bimmer..

Wanna hook up?
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      01-11-2009, 06:38 AM   #101
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Lets cut the bullshit...

*Take your pants off*
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      01-11-2009, 06:39 AM   #102
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Hi....

[Do I know you?]

No, but I wanted to say hi to my future girlfriend.
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      01-11-2009, 06:42 AM   #103
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Wow I have those same exact shoes...

[Yea your right....]

And we have the same phone!

[Yup thats funny...]

What's your number? We might have the same one....
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      01-11-2009, 06:43 AM   #104
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Whats your number? I lost mine.....
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      01-11-2009, 06:44 AM   #105
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fuck it, wanna fuck?
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      01-11-2009, 06:46 AM   #106
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Baby girl...... I noticed that you noticed me and I wanna put you on notice that I noticed you too...
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      01-11-2009, 08:08 AM   #107
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Black Chicks: "Damn Girl, You so fine makes me wanna kiss yo daddy for making you!" or "Girl, is your daddy an astrologer? (no) He must be cause he pulled the twinkle from the stars and put it in your eyes!"
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      01-11-2009, 08:27 AM   #108
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but with southern girls you might have to hold the door first

I attract crazies though, three months in SC, 4 stalker freaks :yikes:
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      01-11-2009, 10:44 AM   #109
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      01-11-2009, 12:29 PM   #110
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My pickup line consists of my name and hello...
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