[Lups]

Originally Posted by m3ray

Riiighht. I'm sure women can't wait to tell their girlfriends they are dating a guy named Habib...lol

Originally Posted by Billup

Lol, you're pretty funny. I kind of like you. I will however say that I have a friend with a very Iraqi rich name, that pulls more tail than...., many many people I know. A persons name does not define the person they are.


Jeffrey Dean Morgan is different from Jeffrey Dahmer. First name could mean killer or TV actor.

Biggest man whore amongst my friends is originally from Pakistan, and and name is no problem.

... Except the one time the angry hubby he didn't know existed wanted to find him... I got to use the words I told you so a lot that week! Anyway, he's now England's problem so I hope he mixes in better in case he does the same mistake again.

[ska///235i]

You text an hour later and say "Lets Fuck"....always work

[m3ray]

Originally Posted by Billup

Lol, you're pretty funny. I kind of like you. I will however say that I have a friend with a very Iraqi rich name, that pulls more tail than...., many many people I know. A persons name does not define the person they are.


Jeffrey Dean Morgan is different from Jeffrey Dahmer. First name could mean killer or TV actor.

Could also mean a drug neapolitan.

[squishy]

1/1 so far using the advice in this thread.

Gonna get in them sugarwalls and get some creampie action going.

[m3ray]

Originally Posted by squishy

1/1 so far using the advice in this thread.

Gonna get in them sugarwalls and get some creampie action going.

That's the ticket.

[Rotorocious]

Originally Posted by squishy

1/1 so far using the advice in this thread.

Gonna get in them sugarwalls and get some creampie action going.

Are you a foreign exchange student by chance?

[m3ray]

Originally Posted by Rotorocious

Are you a foreign exchange student by chance?

Taj, came to study the great American art of muff diving.

[squishy]

Originally Posted by Rotorocious

Are you a foreign exchange student by chance?

No.

[Inspired]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I don't think you should wait 4 days. If you are really interested, maybe 2 days. Don't play stupid waiting games.

Edited: Haha, I posted before I saw Sara's reply. See, us girls are thinking the same thing!

I find it ironic that girls are saying to not play the waiting game but most girls if not all I've talked to are the one that plays that game.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Inspired

I find it ironic that girls are saying to not play the waiting game but most girls if not all I've talked to are the one that plays that game.

Well, then you're talking to the wrong girls. Or maybe they are really young.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Inspired

I find it ironic that girls are saying to not play the waiting game but most girls if not all I've talked to are the one that plays that game.

Excuse me. Women do not play games. Do not put Bimmette and myself into the same category as childish girls.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by squishy

1/1 so far using the advice in this thread.

Gonna get in them sugarwalls and get some creampie action going.

100%! never try again and you are perfect for life..

dude, you are in COLLEGE...

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Excuse me. Women do not play games. Do not put Bimmette and myself into the same category as childish girls.

Can vouch for this. I don't wait more than a day. I blow their phone up and tell them I want it. If they do as well, game on. If not, it's that much sooner you'll be on to the next one.

[Lups]

Games- a waste of time. Never bothered.

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by ska///235i

You text an hour later and say "Lets Fuck"....always work

Too much effort just do "DTF?"

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

Games- a waste of time. Never bothered.

Will you go out on a date with me? We won't tell your Peter, only my peter, I promise.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

Will you go out on a date with me? We won't tell your Peter, only my peter, I promise.

You know what Billup, just for pure curiosity if I was single I would! And don't worry, I'd still bring my own Peter with me.

I have to say, you've given the best advices here to the boys, us girls present here are not normal I'd say, so what works with us would probably burn egos in real world.

Oh, bad pickup lines! Once a man walked up to me, dipped his finger to his water glass, brushed it into my shirt, did the same again to his shirt and then said "Baby, let's go to my place and let's get out of these wet clothes". That line was soooooo SO bad, I had to see see what he would do if I said let's go. He lost the ability to speak for a sec and then I just said nicely to him that it's cool to be a wanker as long as keeping up image in public.

So if you're lines suck, just be prepared that there will be a rebel there somewhere who will test you on those, and I'm sorry.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

You know what Billup, just for pure curiosity if I was single I would! And don't worry, I'd still bring my own Peter with me.

I have to say, you've given the best advices here to the boys, us girls present here are not normal I'd say, so what works with us would probably burn egos in real world.

Oh, bad pickup lines! Once a man walked up to me, dipped his finger to his water glass, brushed it into my shirt, did the same again to his shirt and then said "Baby, let's go to my place and let's get out of these wet clothes". That line was soooooo SO bad, I had to see see what he would do if I said let's go. He lost the ability to speak for a sec and then I just said nicely to him that it's cool to be a wanker as long as keeping up image in public.

So if you're lines suck, just be prepared that there will be a rebel there somewhere who will test you on those, and I'm sorry.

I'm flattered. Your peter scares me a bit, my peter is different. I usually get a first chance. A lot of women are easily offended though, so after I woo them for one night, it's usually a toss up, but that's my own problem. LOL.

You want to know my favorite pickup line?

"Hey, my name is Will, I usually don't do this but you look absolutely stunning tonight and I jusssttt hadddd to come tell you in case you didn't know."

The rest happens on its own.

Or, I will pretend to "bump" into a chick and then tell her how rude she is for bumping into a stranger. Then it leads into convo. Easy gold.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

I'm flattered. Your peter scares me a bit, my peter is different. I usually get a first chance. A lot of women are easily offended though, so after I woo them for one night, it's usually a toss up, but that's my own problem. LOL.

You want to know my favorite pickup line?

"Hey, my name is Will, I usually don't do this but you look absolutely stunning tonight and I jusssttt hadddd to come tell you in case you didn't know."

The rest happens on its own.

Or, I will pretend to "bump" into a chick and then tell her how rude she is for bumping into a stranger. Then it leads into convo. Easy gold.

Haha, my Peter is a tamed beast, no man has any worries with him since with only one exception anyone of you will never be trusted with him.

Those lines actually deliver pretty darn well the points I tried to make earlier. We need to be set above the competition and thrown off our game is the easiest way to results.

Keep those tips coming Billup, I heard the worst line in a long time last night so boys sure as hell need your help!

[MrPrena]

Waiting game= You snooze, You lose!

While they played their little waiting game, I played a new game. Just like the Monopoly game.

[P1]

Da fuk is with all this texting business. You asked for her number. Call her. TALK TO HER. It's not as scary as you think.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by P1et

Da fuk is with all this texting business. You asked for her number. Call her. TALK TO HER. It's not as scary as you think.

This!!! Call her!!! Men, all fucking idiots.

Okay, I don't think so really but that is a quote from my more verbal days.