[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

In your crack?!?

I bent a little at the waist to grab one of the last blackberries, and the queen landed in my cleavage. . . As I scrambled to make sure there was no progression towards the 'taint, she stung me.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I bent a little at the waist to grab one of the last blackberries, and the queen landed in my cleavage. . . As I scrambled to make sure there was no progression towards the 'taint, she stung me.

LOL. I didn't know men had cleavage.
Being stung in the taint doesn't sound pleasant.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

LOL. I didn't know men had cleavage.
Being stung in the taint doesn't sound pleasant.

Plumber's cleavage.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Plumber's cleavage.

Haha, okay THAT cleavage.
BTW, let us know how it turns out with the ant colony. We may need to dispatch DETRoadster in his contagion suit.

[UncleWede]

My boss just asked me if I'm contagious from an ant sting???? Is anaphylaxis contagious???

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

My boss just asked me if I'm contagious from an ant sting???? Is anaphylaxis contagious???

That would be pretty scary if anaphylaxis were contagious!

[RMachuca3d]

There is no god.

[TiMSport]

I dunno, there seems to be some proof of that.

[iminhell1]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

My boss just asked me if I'm contagious from an ant sting???? Is anaphylaxis contagious???

So absurd I know you're not lying.

On the upside, when you call in sick for the next week they won't argue.

[MsGoGoMoto]

Confession, I inspected this installation from a distance and noted the natural gas piping was fully supported.


Later…


Up close in reality…..

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by RMachuca3d

There is no god.

My dad was an atheist and my mom was dyslexic.

I'm still trying to figure out if there's a dog.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

My dad was an atheist and my mom was dyslexic.

I'm still trying to figure out if there's a dog.

As for a dog, yes there are plenty waiting for their forever homes if you go to your local shelter.

The other part can be questionable.

[RMachuca3d]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

My dad was an atheist and my mom was dyslexic.

I'm still trying to figure out if there's a dog.

thanks for the chuckle :P

[King Rudi]

Corona virus is the rapture.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Corona virus is the rapture.

Does that mean many of the power trippin' conspiracy theorists will leave this planet?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Does that mean many of the power trippin' conspiracy theorists will leave this planet?

Only if they've been good boys and girls. I see we are still here.

Seriously, think about it. Do you know of any "bad" people that have died from COVID? Everyone i know that has passed from it were all good people.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Only if they've been good boys and girls. I see we are still here.

Seriously, think about it. Do you know of any "bad" people that have died from COVID? Everyone i know that has passed from it were all good people.

That's true. I can think of quite a few that I wish would succumb to it and deserve it. Not only COVID related either. The truly "bad" people somehow manage to make it through extraordinary things whereas the good ones pass. That's why people often question whether there is a god.

[Bunnny]

Employees in your phone's carrier repair department can view thru your phone and camera, by accessing it with their software.

I used to work for a carrier, and sat in with said department once to job shadow.

[TiMSport]

You sneaky bastards!

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Corona virus is the rapture.

Or a test.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

Or a test.

I, for one, would like to go back to our regularly scheduled programming now.

[upstatedoc]

Philadelphia is really the best cream cheese