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      03-26-2018, 07:14 PM   #991
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      03-27-2018, 08:16 AM   #992
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The chiclet is the probe
reveals "Ancient Chinese secret"
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      03-29-2018, 02:57 PM   #994
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reveals "Ancient Chinese secret"
Ah, the circle of knowledge is complete.


Is this where people come to confess how they ended up drinking their own urine? Asking for a friend

Quite the opposite spectrum from the "what are you sipping on" thread.
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Ah, the circle of knowledge is complete.


Is this where people come to confess how they ended up drinking their own urine? Asking for a friend

Quite the opposite spectrum from the "what are you sipping on" thread.
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      03-29-2018, 04:44 PM   #996
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OT is a truly special place. I've been stuck here since 2006???
Uncle , that's because *WE* are special !
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      03-29-2018, 06:13 PM   #997
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OT is a truly special place. I've been stuck here since 2006???
Damn og.
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Confession: I just got April f*kkin fooled the worst way a guy can get April fooled.

Girl tells me over text we are gonna find out tonight if we are physically compatible.

Then after 45 mins at the bar says "I dont go to peoples' home on the first date."

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when i used to work at walmart at the return item center, i would take the credit card of a pissy customer in the back and swipe it through my ass crack then hand it back.
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when i used to work at walmart at the return item center, i would take the credit card of a pissy customer in the back and swipe it through my ass crack then hand it back.



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I rocked down to Electric Avenue......but didn't take it higher.
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Indeed.....now the song will be in my head for the remainder of the day. I'm good with it though.
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i sometimes pick my nose in traffic. the boogers get flicked out the window, but never wiped on the floormat because i'm not a barbarian.

once i scored a once-in-a-lifetime shot with a particularly big, wet one that was flicked from my finger and landed on the passenger door handle of the car next to me.
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give me the same shot 1000 times and i wouldn't be able to hit it again
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i sometimes pick my nose in traffic. the boogers get flicked out the window, but never wiped on the floormat because i'm not a barbarian.

once i scored a once-in-a-lifetime shot with a particularly big, wet one that was flicked from my finger and landed on the passenger door handle of the car next to me.
I wonder how your steering wheel looks like...
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