[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mike.

actually I think I found a good one. She has yet to pass the month test though

I've been talking to one that I'm growing fond of. Might be worth quitting drinking and smoking, tbh.


Bailing on ebony and have to turn this girl down at work, she keeps talking to operators on the floor saying how she wishes I'd open up to her and how all she wants is a hug and to hang out.


....., never led her on at all. Literally, I would just go outside to smoke a cigg so the creepers wouldn't creep on her.

[Verbiage]

Ax, that comes with the territory of being a good man. It's nothing personal.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Ax, that comes with the territory of being a good man. It's nothing personal.

It's just annoying that, for one I'm at work, and if shit happens, everyone would know, and I don't need that baggage. Two, she is already saying stuff to people when she shouldn't, which means, clingy. Just bad all around, drama free is a good thing.

[Verbiage]

Agreed. Welp, doesn't sound like you'll have to deal with her anymore, anyway.



Relationships with people at work fail 97% of the time. It's just not really meant to be, most times. Far too much liability involving the act that keeps food on the table.

[Axius]

You bang, break up, then see them every day. Awkward.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

You bang, break up, then see them every day. Awkward.

In my case, I was the manager and I banged two girls on my team.



Interestingly, because they liked me so much as a person (and also most likely because I was their manager and let my team get away with murder), the relations never got awkward. In fact, I probably could have banged again. One of which was actually engaged to a guy on another team within the same office, and whose hand I shook.



He owned an E46 325i on some reps. I didn't even feel bad when the straight piped 335i on 18x11 and 18x12 RS's rolled past him every day as he tried to croon his woman in the car. She wasn't feeling him. But he felt my presence.


I really should have put a muffler on it.

[Axius]

Dude, you're such a pig...., I can't believe you actually ran without a muffler. Sick bastard.

[Verbiage]

Bruh, dual 3" catless DP to full 3.5" custom built stainless steel channel of doom. Thing sounded like a boat, man.

[Axius]

Don't know what that sounds like, only owned slow 4 bangers and a slow NA I6 and loud motorcycles.

[Verbiage]

Can you see that? https://www.facebook.com/whatheverb/...6/?pnref=story

[Axius]

Nope, no FB at work.

[Verbiage]

You can't see youtube either, can you.

[Axius]

Negative. No fun stuff here. Only Reddit to pass time.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Negative. No fun stuff here. Only Reddit to pass time.

And Bimmerpost.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

And Bimmerpost.

Gotta have at least a few outlets to escape all the assholes here.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Bruh, dual 3" catless DP to full 3.5" custom built stainless steel channel of doom. Thing sounded like a boat, man.

DP stories with a chick from work. My favorite genre.

[Axius]

Donkey punches or Double the P? I prefer the former. Give the bitch a black eye so she knows her place.

[Verbiage]

Well then!

[The Chaddening]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

In my case, I was the manager and I banged two girls on my team.



Interestingly, because they liked me so much as a person (and also most likely because I was their manager and let my team get away with murder), the relations never got awkward. In fact, I probably could have banged again. One of which was actually engaged to a guy on another team within the same office, and whose hand I shook.



He owned an E46 325i on some reps. I didn't even feel bad when the straight piped 335i on 18x11 and 18x12 RS's rolled past him every day as he tried to croon his woman in the car. She wasn't feeling him. But he felt my presence.


I really should have put a muffler on it.

You deserve to get your ass kicked for going behind that guys back. Even if you don't like the guy and the girl is a gutter slut, shame on you.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by GirthBrooks

You deserve to get your ass kicked for going behind that guys back. Even if you don't like the guy and the girl is a gutter slut, shame on you.

Actually, this guy makes sense.
How low we have sunk.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

....will the almighty Tinder thread finally die..?

Quick, NEFARIOUS, start posting in here with new ass stories!!

hahah! tinder is like a tumor stuck forever stuck to me.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Go easy on her.

Shes 32, Im 25. We shall see. Its that teacher (walt whitman) I'll be easy...I think ill have a story for you guys soon, on account Im sleeping over her house on the 31st.

Originally Posted by grimlock

that's awesome..
dating is like going through kindergarten over and over, u get better, but what's the point?

passing the month test is HUGE hahah

Originally Posted by Axius

It's just annoying that, for one I'm at work, and if shit happens, everyone would know, and I don't need that baggage. Two, she is already saying stuff to people when she shouldn't, which means, clingy. Just bad all around, drama free is a good thing.

This reminds me of the movie casino and, "not shitting where you eat." I looked for the clip on youtube but couldnt find it

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Definitely independent girls. Not completely on her own, but definitely not dependent on anybody. If shit hits the fan, she could take care of herself.

I like the type, in old chinese movies, where the woman throws herself into a well in the face of an advancing adversary, to not be a burden on her husband partially kidding

Originally Posted by Axius

We can't instruct you on what to talk about. You have to find common grounds and things that interest you both.

Girl I'm talking to likes reading Harry Potter and shit, I've never seen any of the movies or anything, talked about it for a while, now it turned into a movie night where we'll make puzzles and fuck.

I'm not really intuned to my interests.. working at it.



Okay, i see now WHY just saying "hey" was wrong. Not enough interest.. because i lacked confidence - i was fearing rejection. So i naturally chose a non-commital and less-risking opener. Ofcourse, this guarantees the thing it is trying to avoid, as women can sniff things out miles away.
"Fear the bird. The bird flies away. Let the bird go .. it refuses to budge."

In the 'gaming' community, it is said that women are one big congruence machine - meaning they are designed to detect if you are BSing or not. Basically, "fake it till you make it" definitely does not work on them (unless they're really dumb)