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      11-03-2015, 09:31 PM   #903
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You mean Belgium is the only one who doesn't know how you look but everyone else does??!!!

Oh man... Is he missing out...
For a 48 year old man who doesn't shower I am doing okay when ever ive slept! Today I'm a sight from horror movies!
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      11-03-2015, 09:50 PM   #904
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You mean Belgium is the only one who doesn't know how you look but everyone else does??!!!

Oh man... Is he missing out...
For a 48 year old man who doesn't shower I am doing okay when ever ive slept! Today I'm a sight from horror movies!
Well, "dude"... I've been meaning to tell you... Friends don't let friends forget leg days in the gym... Very feminine legs you have, time to do some squats and leg presses... Those legs would be fine on say, I dunno, a blonde Finnish girl for example, but not a 48 year old man...
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Well, "dude"... I've been meaning to tell you... Friends don't let friends forget leg days in the gym... Very feminine legs you have, time to do some squats and leg presses... Those legs would be fine on say, I dunno, a blonde Finnish girl for example, but not a 48 year old man...
That's insulting! I avoid all exercise at all cost to keep my beer gut growing. I can't risk a gym!

I busted an ankle 2,5 years ago, any real exercise isn't an option.
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That's insulting! I avoid all exercise at all cost to keep my beer gut growing. I can't risk a gym!

I busted an ankle 2,5 years ago, any real exercise isn't an option.
Come on! Busted up parts are no excuse.
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Come on! Busted up parts are no excuse.
Well that and I like my new sitting comfort. Shut it skinny ass.
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Well that and I like my new sitting comfort. Shut it skinny ass.
You shut it. Are you sponsored by lazy boy?
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You shut it. Are you sponsored by lazy boy?
No, but they pay to use my ass as a measurement! Xxl is fitted to me!
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Thought you are european?
Yeah, but I spent my youth skating. I'm a genetic freak. Lol. I'll post up a pic of how hilarious I looked when I was 20 when I leave the forum.
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I've met you don't remember anything weird, well your personality but not physical.
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I've met you don't remember anything weird, well your personality but not physical.
Hey do not ruin the image! And we've met in a car show, that's like very polished version of me.
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Hey do not ruin the image! And we've met in a car show, that's like very polished version of me.
Okay I won't tell them you are an Asian man and drove a subaru legacy?
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Okay I won't tell them you are an Asian man and drove a subaru legacy?
Can't I be black? They are hotter and maybe bimmette or Biorin would be impressed.

And leave my Subaru alone.
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You where so white I couldn't look directly at you?
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Okay I won't tell them you are an Asian man and drove a subaru legacy?
Can't I be black? They are hotter and maybe bimmette or Biorin would be impressed.

And leave my Subaru alone.
We'd be more impressed if you were black instead of Asian?
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That's it! No Peter to you!
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That's it! No Peter to you!
I already drove the first Peter that got away remember
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We'd be more impressed if you were black instead of Asian?
Well being black would help me out!

I could look 25 while going seventy instead of looking like 20 at that age. You wouldnt be the older man when we are really old!
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I already drove the first Peter that got away remember
Hornet, Peter was named after a C class rental.
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So the other Austin yellow was named hornet?
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So the other Austin yellow was named hornet?
Hahahaha!

Yes, and that deal went bust since I had minor issues with the ca. The next one was even more of a dick. I will not miss car shopping in the usa.
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