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      11-20-2013, 02:50 PM   #67
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So you said hot chicks are a dime a dozen... And "hot" to you is Kate Beckinsale... So chicks that look as good as Kate Beckinsale are a dime a dozen?

I think not.

And if she is your standard, then you must be A) alone or B) dating well below your standard.
Hot chicks ARE a dime a dozen..., if you don't leave your mothers basement...


I've walked down 8 mile and found "hot" women. That's saying A LOT.
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Hot chicks ARE a dime a dozen..., if you don't leave your mothers basement...


I've walked down 8 mile and found "hot" women. That's saying A LOT.
There's plenty of hot chicks in my mom's basement!

Especially on pornhub...
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I need to know how she was naked on top of you and you didn't bang? I would have busted in her twice and picked up a Plan B for her the next morning.
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I need to know how she was naked on top of you and you didn't bang? I would have busted in her twice and picked up a Plan B for her the next morning.



haha

this thread delivers.
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So last night I go to the bar and meet this really cute girl, we hit it off, so we went back to my place. Things started to get kind of frisky, so I ran in the other room to grab some lube and my 9 iron. When I came back, she pulled her panties down and showed me her wiener. I didn't think much of it, but I didn't want to jump the gun.


Should I seal the deal or was I wrong for letting her leave that night?
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So last night I go to the bar and meet this really cute girl, we hit it off, so we went back to my place. Things started to get kind of frisky, so I ran in the other room to grab some lube and my 9 iron. When I came back, she pulled her panties down and showed me her wiener. I didn't think much of it, but I didn't want to jump the gun.


Should I seal the deal or was I wrong for letting her leave that night?
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Dude, tap that ass as long as you can. Tappity tap tap.

BTW - I am going through the same situation as you right now, except I already laid the pipe.

One piece of advice: Just remember to wear a hat my man!!!

One love,

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      11-23-2013, 09:15 AM   #75
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Wow, a true blond!!

That makes it easier to overlook the penis.
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