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      05-24-2010, 10:45 PM   #67
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LOL...

How about the "new" Heidi Montag?

Honestly.......her boobs would be fun to play with once, but after that...they are just tooooo fake.
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      05-24-2010, 10:45 PM   #68
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LOL.

Europeans ftw.
Ok, I can sum this whole thread up. Hot bitches, from all over the world, FTW. Make it like the Epcot Center of bitches.
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      05-24-2010, 10:46 PM   #69
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THAT IS THE SPIRIT!!!

And as for Elisha Cuthbert... not saying I wouldn't but the non airbrushed reality is...
fuuuuuuuuu!

It'll be like the jaws of life getting that image out of my head. Way to ruin my fantasy man.
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      05-24-2010, 10:48 PM   #70
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fuuuuuuuuu!

It'll be like the jaws of life getting that image out of my head. Way to ruin my fantasy man.
Ok, here, to cheer you up.
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I like that one
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I actually don't have one anymore, Noc. She moved to Miami with the company I work with. I didn't lose much, though. I already knew I could do much better than her from the start. I don't like using women for my convenience, but she kind of rushed everything herself. I just went along with her desires and that's what it ended up turning into.

Europeans ftw.
Seriously, get your ass to FL. I love the women here.

Miami, not so much.....

You'll be fine man, there's always more fish in the sea.
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Seriously, get your ass to FL. I love the women here.

Miami, not so much.....

You'll be fine man, there's always more fish in the sea.

I will, one day. Either there or CA. But I prefer the Eastern Standard time

And I know, you're right. My line(s) is(are) always in the water
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Im a get me a 18 year old Russian just have to decide which to import


I'll take this one for $500 American.
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Also had a thing for Eliza Dushku. (massive pics)
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Ok, I can sum this whole thread up. Hot bitches, from all over the world, FTW. Make it like the Epcot Center of bitches.
I fucked a Norwegian Chick from Epcot in '08, I wonder if she still works there during the summer
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      05-24-2010, 11:00 PM   #78
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As much as I want to see where this goes, Ive gotta go to work. Gonna be a long night
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Brazilian women are better. I'd eat one alive.
More likely she would kill you first...Karl was my friend

http://www.amw.com/fugitives/case.cfm?id=44618

and ask Arturo Gatti how it ends....
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I thought she was smoking hot in Friends (except for like the last season or two). Now she's just okay. I mean there are other women her age that I'd rather do than her.
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I would eat her ass until I threw up.
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For a woman that is in her 40s, she's smokin hot. I'd hit it under any circumstances.
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More likely she would kill you first...Karl was my friend

http://www.amw.com/fugitives/case.cfm?id=44618

and ask Arturo Gatti how it ends....
Latin women do get fucking crazy when they're angry.
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There are some absolutely RIDICULOUS Eastern European women that put our crop to shame btw... Was on the Black Sea coast last summer and I was losing my mind 15-20 times per day. Just insane beauty, natural beauty over there.

This is one I'd eat for days... I think she's f-ing super-hot... Even with her fake tits, puts all the other brain-dead girls on that show to shame...

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There are some absolutely RIDICULOUS Eastern European women that put our crop to shame btw... Was on the Black Sea coast last summer and I was losing my mind 15-20 times per day. Just insane beauty, natural beauty over there.

This is one I'd eat for days... I think she's f-ing super-hot... Even with her fake tits, puts all the other brain-dead girls on that show to shame...


Looks like it's trip time for me.....DAMN is she hot.
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