I need to find a man!

PoorLurker · 10-07-2016, 07:00 PM

Who would want to date someone who is shallow enough to base someone's worth on something that one has no control over like height.

Obviously, I know that people have personal qualities that are attractive to them. I love tall lengthy women. Over 6 feet and lengthy? Doesn't bother me. However, I would never look at a girl who was 5 foot and turn her away.

Luckily my wife is the same because this is what she loves.

and to top it off...

My wife had a coworker who almost turned a guy down for coffee because he was a few inches shorter than she was. 10 years later they are happily married with two kids.

///M Power-Belgium · 10-07-2016, 07:04 PM

Mama Anna , I would love to test her first ?

The Choosey begger · 10-07-2016, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Mama Anna , I would love to test her first ?

///M Power-Belgium · 10-07-2016, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

Nkc · 10-07-2016, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

Not for me, I've got plenty, but I have one single friend.

23, epically hot, doesn't need anyone's money, is even too nice, smarter than most people and for fucks sake loves animals, kids and even her family is perfect!

Guys, help me out. Where do the good guys hide these days?
I'm not asking for much.

1. The guy has to be smart.

2. No fucking idiotic hippie shit (he's gonna be stuck with me too).

3. 6ft 2" minimum.

4. An appreciation for idiotic adventures required.

Fuck this is tougher than finding a guy for Sara.

EALm4 · 10-07-2016, 07:37 PM

no pic no care

PA135i · 10-07-2016, 07:42 PM

This might win the stupid thread of the year award.

714_2er · 10-07-2016, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by PINeely

My name is Pat. I love long walks on the beach, fast cars, sensible chuckles and cats. My liver still works (tough little guy) so I can treat her to PBR on the couch while watching Parks & Rec. I once fit 17 jumbo sized marshmallows into my mouth at one time. My last girlfriend says I am paranoid but don't listen to her, she's the reason everyone is out to get me. When I grow up I want to be a professional Mexican so I can be tan. I love to eat spaghetti with my knees-a-knockin' and have many other great qualities like a face, bones, and a circulatory system. PM me if interested.

"Professional Mexican so I can be tan"

Hispanic panic approved!!!

714_2er · 10-07-2016, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Not for me, I've got plenty, but I have one single friend.

23, epically hot, doesn't need anyone's money, is even too nice, smarter than most people and for fucks sake loves animals, kids and even her family is perfect!

Guys, help me out. Where do the good guys hide these days?
I'm not asking for much.

1. The guy has to be smart.

2. No fucking idiotic hippie shit (he's gonna be stuck with me too).

3. 6ft 2" minimum.

4. An appreciation for idiotic adventures required.

I feel like you're holding back the "but" part...
Like she has no legs......
She has Coitophobia.....
She has 10 cats and one litter box...
She suffers from sever IBS...

angelr · 10-07-2016, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 714_1er

"Professional Mexican so I can be tan"

Hispanic panic approved!!!

Lol, I'm a professional Puerto Rican and I ain't got no tan....fantasma.

Blksnowflake · 10-07-2016, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Not for me, I've got plenty, but I have one single friend.

23, epically hot, doesn't need anyone's money, is even too nice, smarter than most people and for fucks sake loves animals, kids and even her family is perfect!

Guys, help me out. Where do the good guys hide these days?
I'm not asking for much.

1. The guy has to be smart.

2. No fucking idiotic hippie shit (he's gonna be stuck with me too).

3. 6ft 2" minimum.

4. An appreciation for idiotic adventures required.

Dude is your friend really epically hot and smart or...nah.

I call massive troll shit going on. First of all epically hot and can't find no one....bullshit....she must be a psycho or a complete unbearable bitch....and then she's also "smart" fucking more lies...hot and smart "annnnd" single...freaking unicorn shit.
And then you want basketball player size mutherfuckers or higher...nah.

Anna, stahp already.

NickyC · 10-07-2016, 08:30 PM

As soon as I read OPs post, this came to mind.

F1HAMMY · 10-07-2016, 08:31 PM

I'm 46, 5 11" with a hairy back. Buuuuuut, I can lick my eyebrows....

Jaghave · 10-07-2016, 08:35 PM

Sorry I'm engengade already and I believe most guys on this forum since they own bmw are most likely already well establish which includes establish family or already choose solitude.

ASBSECU E93 · 10-07-2016, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

Not for me, I've got plenty, but I have one single friend.

23, epically hot, doesn't need anyone's money, is even too nice, smarter than most people and for fucks sake loves animals, kids and even her family is perfect!

Guys, help me out. Where do the good guys hide these days?
I'm not asking for much.

1. The guy has to be smart.

2. No fucking idiotic hippie shit (he's gonna be stuck with me too).

3. 6ft 2" minimum.

4. An appreciation for idiotic adventures required.

Does she wear half shirts often

UncleWede · 10-07-2016, 08:43 PM

But can she cook???

MAYBE she is coming over to tell u something special about why she has no BOYfriends

Not that we wouldn't still watch ur videos

TrevorM3 · 10-07-2016, 09:13 PM

4 pages, and no pics...

jpnh · 10-07-2016, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by R3dliner

seems like you're describing a unicorn here. They don't exist imo.

Bingo!

EALm4 · 10-07-2016, 09:18 PM

still no pic?

PA135i · 10-07-2016, 09:20 PM

Here's your pic .. enjoy..

atxgt3 · 10-07-2016, 09:26 PM

Girls are horrible at judging other girls' attractiveness. So I wouldn't trust "epically hot".

Anyway I'm not 6'2" so I'm out!

C1Boston · 10-07-2016, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Oh god. Just promise not to tell anything here.

I have a strict reputation here.

June is a beautiful month here, you'll be glad to see it

I'm going to visit your friend.

10-07-2016, 07:00 PM	#67
PoorLurker Custom User Title 1139 Rep 675 Posts Drives: a bicycle Join Date: May 2015 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (0)	Who would want to date someone who is shallow enough to base someone's worth on something that one has no control over like height. Obviously, I know that people have personal qualities that are attractive to them. I love tall lengthy women. Over 6 feet and lengthy? Doesn't bother me. However, I would never look at a girl who was 5 foot and turn her away. Luckily my wife is the same because this is what she loves. and to top it off... My wife had a coworker who almost turned a guy down for coffee because he was a few inches shorter than she was. 10 years later they are happily married with two kids.
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F1HAMMY Private 36 Rep 76 Posts Drives: 2016 BMW 228 Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Ft Riley Kansas/Camp B Kuwait iTrader: (0)	I'm 46, 5 11" with a hairy back. Buuuuuut, I can lick my eyebrows.... __________________ F1HAMMY, FT Riley KS 2008 E90 Manual Trans [Retired] 2013 Ford Focus ST2/Chalupa Batman 1 [Retired] 2017 F22 230/Chalupa Batman 2. M-Sport/THP/Manual Trans/Harman Kardon/Heated Seats, On Order 991.2 GT3R: In an old gym sock under my bed.....
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Jaghave Colonel 825 Rep 2,145 Posts Drives: 2016 BMW 340i (Auto) RWD Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: New Jersey iTrader: (0)	Sorry I'm engengade already and I believe most guys on this forum since they own bmw are most likely already well establish which includes establish family or already choose solitude.
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18650 Rep 9,438 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	But can she cook??? MAYBE she is coming over to tell u something special about why she has no BOYfriends Not that we wouldn't still watch ur videos __________________ I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
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atxgt3 First Lieutenant 157 Rep 346 Posts Drives: 11 E92, 17 X5M, 15 Huracan Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: TX iTrader: (1)	Girls are horrible at judging other girls' attractiveness. So I wouldn't trust "epically hot". Anyway I'm not 6'2" so I'm out!
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