[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Okay, you're totally Asian.

Old and ghetto rice cooker is the way to go.

Is it the elephant brand or the tiger brand?

Tatung. A hand-me-down. I use it to steam all sorts of shit.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Do you realize you walk with your shoes in public places that have urine, vomit, spit and semen all over the place? Ugh just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it wasn't there.

I walk in the chicken coop too. Then I scrape the shoes with a boot cleaner then rinse with water before walking driveway to clean. So the only semen would be my own

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Where the heck are you walking?!

I'm thinking a park or perhaps a movie theatre

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Do you realize you walk with your shoes in public places that have urine, vomit, spit and semen all over the place? Ugh just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it wasn't there.

I'm just used to not wearing shoes from getting slippers thrown at me as a child. Jk. About the shoes. I'm still scared of slippers.

My wife is much less adamant about shoes in the house. I was brainwashed as a child.

This is also why people shouldn't put $ bills in their noses either.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Tatung. A hand-me-down. I use it to steam all sorts of shit.

Ahh. Yea. Those are ghetto. Even my mom stays away from those.

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm thinking a park or perhaps a movie theatre

Note to self: Avoid parks and movie theaters in Canada.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm thinking a park or perhaps a movie theatre

Omg...bimmette knows!

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Damn.... But do you use a rice cooker?

Yeah... Except it's neither the elephant or tiger; it's a $35 Aroma digital one I got from Wally's... Prior to that was an old school one by Tatung my mom brought me (#TaiwanPride).

Originally Posted by UncleWede

But it's different in places where water doesn't fall out the sky, nor unflavored slushies. If it's just dry outside we would you prefer my sweaty feet all over ???

Ehh, in my case I just wipe my feet really good on the rug outside... The entire house has hardwood floors (or tile in the kitchen + bathrooms) and I sweep+mop every Saturday afternoon; hardly any dust or grime. If it was carpet, it'd be a different story. [in the most redneck accent you can imagine] It's not like I lay on the floor either.

[stylinexpat]

I always wondered why they can never piss in the piss pot when they piss in public bathrooms. There is always a huge puddle in front of the piss pot in Asia. Another thing I wondered why they never lift up the toilet seat when they piss in public bathrooms. Trip to Hong Kong,Taiwan,China and Thailand will show you these piss puddles.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by stylinexpat

I always wondered why they can never piss in the piss pot when they piss in public bathrooms. There is always a huge puddle in front of the piss pot in Asia. Another thing I wondered why they never lift up the toilet seat when they piss in public bathrooms. Trip to Hong Kong,Taiwan,China and Thailand will show you these piss puddles.

I think it's just negligence and a disregard for public property.

Case in point: http://shanghaiist.com/2016/05/03/sh...re_opening.php

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by duck fat

I think it's just negligence and a disregard for public property.

Case in point: http://shanghaiist.com/2016/05/03/sh...re_opening.php

Also partly due to a small wang? But then again growing up in Taiwan I almost never seen any significant cases of missing the toilet; must be a recent phenomenon.

But seriously, the amount of disregard for public hygiene is sickening; even at home I religiously clean the bathrooms on a regular basis... My biggest pet peeve in public restrooms IS when some motherfucker pisses on the toilet seat, especially when I had Chipotle for lunch and it's catching up to me and I gotta spend what feels like 5 entire minutes cleaning up after the last dumbass that can't tear off a few squares of toilet paper and lift the seat . Also the trash for Disneyland?!? I'm sure Walt Disney is kicking himself in his grave seeing how his park is getting desecrated before it even opens!

[Lucky John]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I walk in the chicken coop too. Then I scrape the shoes with a boot cleaner then rinse with water before walking driveway to clean. So the only semen would be my own

Uncle Wede, I know you can appreciate this. I am up on the farm tonight by myself. Did the once around in house slippers and could hear a PPPPSSSSHHHH sound from down by the cow trough. I walked down and sure enough the hose cracked. Turned the water off and walked back up and into the house. Didn't really think about it and I had stepped in cow puckey. For those of you not in the know this is probably the most effervescing of all the farm essences, second of course to the pig sty. I tracked it across the house. It's all cleaned up now and so I sat down to catch up on the internet and read this.

SSSSHHH nobody tell the wife.

[jtodd_fl]

So, bimmette I may be up your way sometime.... Thought maybe we could meet up. I don't know, maybe a trip to the park and a movie?

(Heh)

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

So, bimmette I may be up your way sometime.... Thought maybe we could meet up. I don't know, maybe a trip to the park and a movie?

(Heh)

Hmmm...twice....not sure - think you have the stamina? Or was the "and" supposed to be an "or"? (See I used an emoticon because I know you like them and so it shows I am just joking)

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

So, bimmette I may be up your way sometime.... Thought maybe we could meet up. I don't know, maybe a trip to the park and a movie?

(Heh)

Only if you wear protection

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Only if you wear protection

Get ready for some foot sex!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Only if you wear protection

That moment when you see the picture and realize the sentence didn't mean what you thought it meant.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Get ready for some foot sex!

Booty sex.

Those are baby booties. She's clearly hinting at it.

[Lucky John]

I've seen many a Doctor wear those. Maybe she wants to play Doctor...

[PoorLurker]

That is sad about Shanghai Disneyland.

Unfortunately, there is a small minority of Mainlanders that are not doing any service in representing themselves in a positive light to the world.

(By small majority, I mean .001% of their population or about 100 million people)

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

That is sad about Shanghai Disneyland.

Unfortunately, there is a small minority of Mainlanders that are not doing any service in representing themselves in a positive light to the world.

(By small majority, I mean .001% of their population or about 100 million people)

Wait you're Asian?

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Wait you're Asian?

Wait you're Asian?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Wait you're Asian?

:lol

Dude! Is this Groundhog Day?