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      01-24-2017, 10:12 PM   #771
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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Canada you belong in the whore thread . I'm still waiting for your pics !
What do you mean? I'm a nobody, I like having no pictures of myself. And I don't recall you asking in that thread?
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Maybe they are photogenic.

One time there was some large guy in tacky clothes at the gift shop in Cosmo. He was trying to be all chatty with everyone there holding a box of condoms. He made a joke about it going to be a great night. A bit later, I see him trying to make out and get all touchy with this girl who was completely obliterated.

If someone wanted to sleep with me when I just met them, I am not sure I would want to sleep with them.

If I was a rich, a celebrity, or a gorgeous model, then maybe they would use me for my looks, fame, or money. However, my stats aren't anything to brag about. So I think I would feel like, "She doesn't have any standards so who won't she sleep with."
You're not sure, or you wouldn't? Want it to be more meaningful? Nah, fuck that noise, just have to do a quick ID check and verify a clean doctor note on both sides then good to go.

Maybe I'm bitter but I'd let a hottie use me. Everyone has different standards, and not always just looks but also IQ, fiscal responsibility, ability to care for children, etc. Any of those can make someone attractive to another thus making them wanna knock rocks.
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What do you mean? I'm a nobody, I like having no pictures of myself. And I don't recall you asking in that thread?
You requested pics 2 X from me...
I showed you my soul Canada .You saw the Barbarian . But I saw nothing from you !
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You're not sure, or you wouldn't? Want it to be more meaningful? Nah, fuck that noise, just have to do a quick ID check and verify a clean doctor note on both sides then good to go.

Maybe I'm bitter but I'd let a hottie use me. Everyone has different standards, and not always just looks but also IQ, fiscal responsibility, ability to care for children, etc. Any of those can make someone attractive to another thus making them wanna knock rocks.
I didn't mention anything about meaning. My whole idea was that why would a hot girl want to have sex with me? If she's hot, then she can basically pull any hot guys. Therefore, coming to my level makes me scared of her track record.

I was in Vegas one time sitting at a table just outside of the bar watching people walk by with a couple friends. A really cute girl stops with her friend on the other side of the walkway. I notice that she keeps looking over at us. She and I finally make eye contact and she smiles at me. My immediate thought was, "HOLY CRAP! SHES A PROSTITUTE! Why else would she be smiling at me? Women never smile at me like that."
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I didn't mention anything about meaning. My whole idea was that why would a hot girl want to have sex with me? If she's hot, then she can basically pull any hot guys. Therefore, coming to my level makes me scared of her track record.

I was in Vegas one time sitting at a table just outside of the bar watching people walk by with a couple friends. A really cute girl stops with her friend on the other side of the walkway. I notice that she keeps looking over at us. She and I finally make eye contact and she smiles at me. My immediate thought was, "HOLY CRAP! SHES A PROSTITUTE! Why else would she be smiling at me? Women never smile at me like that."
You need to travel to less developed countries. A lot of women will smile at you.
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I didn't mention anything about meaning. My whole idea was that why would a hot girl want to have sex with me? If she's hot, then she can basically pull any hot guys. Therefore, coming to my level makes me scared of her track record.

I was in Vegas one time sitting at a table just outside of the bar watching people walk by with a couple friends. A really cute girl stops with her friend on the other side of the walkway. I notice that she keeps looking over at us. She and I finally make eye contact and she smiles at me. My immediate thought was, "HOLY CRAP! SHES A PROSTITUTE! Why else would she be smiling at me? Women never smile at me like that."
Pretty big misconception about good looking women. If you carry yourself right then hot girls would be more than happy to engage, and it would have nothing to do with a track record. Hell I didn't even know track records were a thing, if something like that bothers you then never ask.

So she smiled at you. Did you do anything about it? Introduce yourself? Spill a drink on her and help clean it up? Flick a booger at her?
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      01-26-2017, 08:00 AM   #779
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Back when i was a lower case g, I gave too much attention to girls which scared them away. Then after a 5 year relationship that broke my heart I changed to an ass which resulting in me getting more ass. A woman had to show interest in me first before I showed it. Yup, I'm an ass

Back on topic, I called out of work today, blamed my son and step daughter for being sick so I have to take them to the doctor. Will be going to the local dealer to see if they can give me a loaner until they get my airbag in for repairs.
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if opportunity knocked on my door, i leave NY.
That's what we did four years ago but I miss certain things of NY:

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That's what we did four years ago but I miss certain things of NY:

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I hate the Cubans down here and even I'm Cuban.
The wife n I want to make the move, she can transfer. I would have to find a job plus having a lil one makes it harder. I will trade pizza for bbq grill food

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The wife n I want to make the move, she can transfer. I would have to find a job plus having a lil one makes it harder. I will trade pizza for bbq grill food
Where would you like to end up?
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Central Florida,
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In 2008 I went to Greece to visit my family and the first five nights I partied and ate heavily.

Imagine my surprise when the pain started setting in after I hadn't gone #2 since I left America.

So after gorging a large and delicious lunch at my aunt's. The pain became increasingly more unbearable as the day drew on. At which point after chugging olive oil to lubricate my intenstines to pass this ginormous shit, I asked my grandfather to drive me to the hospital.

In the car and leaving the village, I reclined my seat and began groaning from the pain. After a total of five minutes my grandfather started yelling at me to 'suck it up' and started slapping my stomach. Maybe he wanted to do an inverse Heimlich maneuver. But I told him to suddenly Stop!

We were at another village and I got out from the car and just took the most glorious shit of my life. I mean I was squatting like a neanderthal and marking my damn territory in the outskirts of that village.

Somewhere in the midst of the classiest moment of my life, I look through the window to see an old widow dressed in all black, frozen in disbelief. She was raking the dust and dirt from her path and stood petrified at the sight and sound of what was in front of her. Even after waving at her she still stood stupefied.

I got back in the car with my grandfather peeling out in his old Honda laughing his ass off.

That's my confession.
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About to leave work but I feel like slamming my co-workers head against the glass and hoping she would fall 30 stories. Am I evil?

And no, she is not hot and not worthy of a pic.
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About to leave work but I feel like slamming my co-workers head against the glass and hoping she would fall 30 stories. Am I evil?

And no, she is not hot and not worthy of a pic.
Depends on the reasoning behind the action.
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Depends on the reasoning behind the action.
One of those Cubans who has to always be right when I constantly point out to her that she was wrong. I like my job and the work I do (accounting) and they let me leave early in the days my son has baseball games and benefits/bonus structure is good, however, she is the main reason I fight with myself daily if I should stay or look.
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