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      10-21-2014, 11:35 AM   #7701
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I don't know why, but the above is really, really funny.
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      10-22-2014, 02:55 AM   #7703
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When a friend sends you a package

Potentially NSFW? I wouldn't know whether to be embarrassed as hell or laugh my ass off to get this... And I'd sure like to see the courier's response!
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      10-22-2014, 07:41 AM   #7704
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I saw that on Reddit the other day. The guys on turbomiata.net have been covering their parts boxes they send to each other with cats and rainbows and girly shit for a while now. I'd get a good laugh out of it.
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      10-22-2014, 03:35 PM   #7705
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Just for that bit of stupidity, does anybody have a cigarette I can throw from a distance?

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      10-23-2014, 11:25 AM   #7706
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Just for that bit of stupidity, does anybody have a cigarette I can throw from a distance?

Well, I guess that's one way to get the bugs off your windshield.
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      10-23-2014, 11:44 AM   #7707
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Well, I guess that's one way to get the bugs off your windshield.
Shit works well, Trust me . Not sure how good it is for the paint though.
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      10-23-2014, 05:07 PM   #7711
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what. the. fuck.
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      10-23-2014, 06:06 PM   #7712
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      10-23-2014, 06:18 PM   #7713
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What the hell is going on here? Seriously, please enlighten me.
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      10-23-2014, 09:47 PM   #7714
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+1 lol
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      10-23-2014, 11:44 PM   #7715
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some kind of complicated sexual maneaver involving a car
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dunno, but I'm pretty sure alcohol was a factor.
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Probably NSFW!

First one: PWNED... I wouldn't leave her and that body.
Second one: What I was originally going to share alone, but easy to take out of context by itself, but funnier after reading the pic before it...
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I heard you like bouncing tits...
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      10-26-2014, 02:18 AM   #7721
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I heard you like bouncing tits...
Nice, albeit a European Robin.

Here are some Great Tits, pretend they are bouncing:

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Nice, albeit a European Robin.

Here are some Great Tits, pretend they are bouncing:
In 3 months months, I'll have pictures of blue footed boobies.
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