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      07-28-2016, 05:58 PM   #7503
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None of you guys have dates?
Not everyone needs to advertise and put on a show. Some people enjoy living their lives for themselves.
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      07-28-2016, 06:04 PM   #7504
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Not everyone needs to advertise and put on a show. Some people enjoy living their lives for themselves.
I'm sorry. I thought this thread was about tinder. I'll let you get back to knowing which hand your peers prefer hold their dick with.
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      07-28-2016, 06:09 PM   #7505
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I'm sorry. I thought this thread was about tinder. I'll let you get back to knowing which hand your peers prefer hold their dick with.
It is, but if someone had something they wanted to share im sure they would on their own if they felt so inclined. Let things happen naturally, dont force it.
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      07-28-2016, 06:17 PM   #7506
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I'm sorry. I thought this thread was about tinder. I'll let you get back to knowing which hand your peers prefer hold their dick with.
It is, but if someone had something they wanted to share im sure they would on their own if they felt so inclined. Let things happen naturally, dont force it.
That's not what you said about anal?
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      07-28-2016, 06:44 PM   #7507
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That's not what you said about anal?
Female handwriting and a bottom.
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      07-28-2016, 06:44 PM   #7508
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Yesh he seems like a roofie type
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      07-28-2016, 06:47 PM   #7509
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Yesh he seems like a roofie type
I'm too easy, no need for roofies...
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      07-28-2016, 06:50 PM   #7510
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I require both hands at the same time.....just sayin
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      07-28-2016, 07:00 PM   #7511
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I require both hands at the same time.....just sayin
Yeah yeah we know we've heard it over and over around here... Everyone's got an anaconda of an e-penis, super rich, own stocks, girls throw themselves at them constantly, have exotics in their garage but the bimmer is just the peon car, and can all talk to women without consulting other people, don't leg hump any of the female members, have abs, no body fat, doesn't have mommy issues and can magically get out of the friend zone...

Anything else we haven't heard on repeat?
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      07-28-2016, 07:04 PM   #7512
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Mines more like a golf pencil only shorter
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      07-28-2016, 07:07 PM   #7513
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Mine is a Python by the way, and I call it El Jeffe.
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Mines more like a golf pencil only shorter
Bowling pencil... Shaved to the nub...
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      07-28-2016, 07:12 PM   #7515
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None of you guys have dates?

two actually monday and tuesday. They are both cool and one wants to go either hiking or to this trampoline park on sat.

Nothing epic to report though
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Bowling pencil... Shaved to the nub...
Quit trying to visualize my penis creep
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      07-28-2016, 07:19 PM   #7517
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Bowling pencil... Shaved to the nub...
Quit trying to visualize my penis creep
Then stop sending me pics of it?
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      07-28-2016, 07:30 PM   #7518
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That would require no visualization
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That would require no visualization
I fapped to it, don't worry...
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      07-28-2016, 07:47 PM   #7520
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      07-28-2016, 07:58 PM   #7521
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I'm sorry. I thought this thread was about tinder. I'll let you get back to knowing which hand your peers prefer hold their dick with.
I gotta admit, I love this response. I think its the first thing I can honestly give Sara kudos for. It's just wonderful. Truly, thank you Sara, I appreciated this!
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Usually right unless feeling adventurous
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Bowling pencil... Shaved to the nub...
Mine is like a twistie tie with the plastic barrier stripped off
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      07-29-2016, 09:43 AM   #7524
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Mine is like a twistie tie with the plastic barrier stripped off
You know, this wouldn't have happened if you didn't do the helicopter so often...
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