07-14-2014, 12:56 PM | #7482 |
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I was with this chick two days ago and after an expensive ass dinner, we went back to her place. Got in bed, and she says, "I'm on my period and I'm a virgin". Tbh, I was like good for you for not whoring yourself out. Still got some action though |
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07-14-2014, 01:03 PM | #7483 |
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^As in ketchup on your fries action? Uhh... Thanks for sharing?
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07-14-2014, 01:10 PM | #7485 |
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07-14-2014, 02:11 PM | #7486 | |
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My SO gets irritated when I turn her down during her week of being possessed. Let me know when Satan has been extruded from your system, then we can talk. |
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07-14-2014, 09:41 PM | #7489 |
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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07-15-2014, 12:48 AM | #7495 |
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Tony the tiger is always peptalking on the commercials, but he has no elbows in this cartoon because a plane crash just happened and everyone is dead or wounded.
Second one, the bear woke up from hibernation but his friends have been driving his BMW during this entire time (30K miles) plus been anally raping him on occasion. |
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I wonder how many of you out there get these - or am I the only one who needs help? |
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07-15-2014, 01:59 PM | #7498 |
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I got it... In fact I'm even baffled at what's not to get, but then again my sense of humor is more highbrow than anything and conversely, lots of people don't get my jokes.
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07-24-2014, 01:15 PM | #7501 |
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is this Dennis Miller?
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