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Put it out there and see what happens Monday... Don't over think it, don't pre plan it, just go with the flow... If it happens, it happens... If it doesn't, that's okay as well, nobody has ever died of a broken heart... Besides, she'll get seduced by Sugarskulls and she'll have her heart ripped out at some point, and then she'll come running back to you... It's all a vicious cycle... Circle of life... Okay just kidding about the last part... |
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He's really not kidding. Oh and when she runs back to you after I fuck her over- you're welcome. I did it for you. Ps- I really enjoyed the greatest movie Bollywood ever produced- "slumdog millionaire "
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Yes to Whole Foods and no to Wal Mart... And no to not having eyelids... How many flipping times we gotta go through that you ain't the only blended mother facker?! |
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You have the username of a Korean chick at a massage parlor who gives happy endings for 60 bucks off of San Gabriel Blvd/mission (I mean, I heard that...yeah. I heard about that)
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Dude- you and I need to take trip sometime to the Philippines. Ever heard of Airforce One? It's a buffet of women. And yes, they're separated by "economy, business and first class" by their looks/cost. Again....I heard about this place. Don't know for myself
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Should've known you were a monger... Now I know why you go to Mexico time to time... Stopping by "Hong Kong" I take it? lol... |
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And don't you dare speak badly about Hong Kong. It may be a zest pool for venereal diseases, but damnit- there are some gooooooddd looking women there
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By the way, for you lazy non-creative people who refused the invitation to write sweet poetry for Poojah, I offer you this.
I once met a girl named Poojah I saw her profile pic and though "boo yah" And so I swiped right And later tonight I hope to get up in her hoohah. NemesisX you have my permission to use this as your opener. Do report back! I figured a limerick would be the most appropriate medium for this particular message.
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07-24-2016, 01:41 PM | #7032 | |
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I've always been a fan of intelligent dogs...huskies, retrievers, canines, shepherds, etc. They also usually live pretty long |
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I like those but are too high strung snd need to much work. Big lazy dog works best for my lifestyle. Can be inside all day, sleeps lot and so on. Like me.
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One of my past chicks had a shepherd who would flick a tennis ball with her nose across the room and go fetch it and bring it back to the same spot, then repeat...dang dog was playing fetch by herself!! That chick also told me a story how she once tried raping her dog when she was super horny by rubbing the dog's butt on chick's vagina...ran the fuck away from her... |
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Had a Rottie as well... Grew up surrounded by retrievers... When you're a kid, having multiple neighbors with Labrador retrievers and golden retrievers is like the best thing ever...
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I love German Shepards. Soooo smart. Mine lasted 13 awesome years. Could teach that dog anything. He figured out jiggling door knob to tell me it was time to go out. So I thought about teaching him to open the door, then I thought that through and figured better not.
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My Rottie (Nikita) she was wicked smart... Toilet trained in a day and she learned hand signals... Best dog I ever had... |
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I taught mine to say rock'n'roll. He was a true guard dog too. Anybody came into house and he wouldn't stop barking until they went back outside and he went outside and then they came in 1st. No problems after that.
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