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      10-15-2016, 01:03 PM   #683
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You need a dildo ?
Here is the latest on the market and it's really in !
I'm sure he would love it...
Yeah no.

I've been hauling logs all hours of sunlight (which is currently 8am to 6pm here) and now, after sauna, in a heated cabin that has this epic thing called electricity, I can only say i need a gym membership. This is a fucked up hobby and who the fuck cares if building shit is a good workout, when you're starving to death on site!!!
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Dude I've got kids, hobbies and I even manage to work at times. All I need is a dildo and my life is perfect.
Dont believe that single friend who's never been in a relationship her whole life, my dear.

A dildo isnt gonna pull your hair or pet you etc.
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Dont believe that single friend who's never been in a relationship her whole life, my dear.

A dildo isnt gonna pull your hair or pet you etc.
I actually appreciated that advice you shared. It is a great one.

You're right. I was just being cocky.
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      10-15-2016, 01:16 PM   #686
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Dont believe that single friend who's never been in a relationship her whole life, my dear.

A dildo isnt gonna pull your hair or pet you etc.
Agree , but it's always hard and ready at anytime to hit no matter what kind of hole ...
That's why chicks love it...
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Agree , but it's always hard and ready at anytime to hit no matter what kind of hole ...
That's why chicks love it...
You're wrong.
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You're wrong.
Dear Anna , I think I need a more specific explanation from you ..
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Dear Anna , I think I need a more specific explanation from you ..
K. For your hand and for a hot shower, you don't need to flex. A female doesn't need to do that to a dildo either.

It's not that we replace you with them, it's us just being sick of looking perfect.



I kinda just proved you right here...
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Hey watch it! I am a very kind driver who seldom speeds.
I guess thats partly facilitated by the fact that you dont have a car eh?

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K. For your hand and for a hot shower, you don't need to flex. A female doesn't need to do that to a dildo either.

It's not that we replace you with them, it's us just being sick of looking perfect.



I kinda just proved you right here...
Think I need some coding for your female comment
That's probably because I'm a real man like Ambiorix .

No wait Anna....Think I just got it !
But without a hand ...
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I guess thats partly facilitated by the fact that you dont have a car eh?

I'm too poor to own cars. It's very sad.

My friends and I have our toys, and I'm pretty good at stealing their cars too when I need one. But I'm not buying one.

I can afford an M3/4 here, but that's just money. In the USA it took effort and time to get one early. I want the car I worked for to get to be with me, but that just didn't work out there or here for me.

But seriously, no cat (or car, autocorrect Handled that one) atm is under my name.
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Think I need some coding for your female comment
That's probably because I'm a real man like Ambiorix .

No wait Anna....Think I just got it !
But without a hand ...
That's a mouth Phil! So dirty.

(too tired to sleep but too sober to be awake.)

Peter II was sweet.
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How far is where Lups live to Brussels?
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How far is where Lups live to Brussels?
It's 29 hours or 2,174 km
But my friend...

1- I live in Belgium but not in Brussels (I really hate Brussels)
2- I already have female visit for the weekend .
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How far is where Lups live to Brussels?
Two hours. Need tips on sprouts?
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It's 29 hours or 2,174 km
But my friend...

1- I live in Belgium but not in Brussels (I really hate Brussels)
2- I already have female visit for the weekend .
You don't wanna go see Lups hot friend...
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You don't wanna go see Lups hot friend...
This means trouble my friend because Anna is watching my ass ...

Respect for mama Anna , probably she is the best mother on earth !
I'm sure she would defend her kids with her life...same thing with her hot friend ..
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You don't wanna go see Lups hot friend...
F1,

I like Phil, I do. He's funny and I truly believe him and I are capable of being friends. Here.

Hell, I'll meet him up on my next euro journey.

But I asked for tips on where to find genuine guys. I'm sure he is one, but after reading this forum for years, please tell me you'd hook anyone here with someone you truly love?
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Please brother tell us more...
I thought I was your brother Phillpe.

I have feeling our Dad may have had more than one suitor. Hmmm.
I think I just figured this out. It's ok I'm not mad anymore.
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This means trouble my friend because Anna is watching my ass ...

Respect for mama Anna , probably she is the best mother on earth !
I'm sure she would defend her kids with her life...same thing with her hot friend ..
Damn right, for thr friend part. As a mom, I pass hopefully.



But you know, my skills needs testing..

(kidding. Thanks P!)
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I'm sleeping. I will return with coffee at 7 am so I can be more at use as free labor while not eating the shit my mother in law thinks is food.

3 beers, 3dl of nuts and three days. Fucking a, no milk even.

I'm so done with this hobby.
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I thought I was your brother Phillpe.

I have feeling our Dad may have had more than one suitor. Hmmm.
I think I just figured this out. It's ok I'm not mad anymore.
We are actually all brothers and sisters on here...
But I'm 100% sure I'm not your sister !
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Damn right, for thr friend part. As a mom, I pass hopefully.



But you know, my skills needs testing..

(kidding. Thanks P!)
Thank you Anna , you know I truly love you !

No...Not kinda sexual love , I talk about friend love .
Dang...Friend love sounds sexy too !
Ohhhhh...Shit ! You know what I mean .
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But I'm 100% sure I'm not your sister !
True enough.
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