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      07-21-2016, 09:39 PM   #6755
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I sent this to him earlier. I was dying!
I see a lot of brothers from Chicago that need to lay-low move up here and hook up with the big girls, they loyal, they'll give you a place to stay for free, feed your ass.
@shoei Wut you think bro?
Different strokes for different folks...

That said, your love life ain't doing so well as of late, so at this point, you ain't got much to lose... Repeat back and confirm or deny Anglo's words... See if you get fed and a place to live...

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      07-21-2016, 09:42 PM   #6756
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Well, take sarah and her dates as of late...
Does sarah look big to you? Does it look like she feeds the dudes and gives the dudes a roof over their heads?
Valid point, sir.
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      07-21-2016, 09:44 PM   #6757
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I sent this to him earlier. I was dying!
I see a lot of brothers from Chicago that need to lay-low move up here and hook up with the big girls, they loyal, they'll give you a place to stay for free, feed your ass.
@shoei Wut you think bro?
Different strokes for different folks...

That said, your love life ain't doing so well as of late, so at this point, you ain't got much to lose... Repeat back and confirm or deny Anglo's words... See if you get fed and a place to live...

WOAH WOAH!!

True.

I ain't looking for love my nikka I'm a GROOOOWN man!! I gots a job, a caw...

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      07-21-2016, 09:45 PM   #6758
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I see a lot of brothers from Chicago that need to lay-low move up here and hook up with the big girls, they loyal, they'll give you a place to stay for free, feed your ass.
Why does it have to be a big girl that has to provide that?
Well, take sarah and her dates as of late...
Does sarah look big to you? Does it look like she feeds the dudes and gives the dudes a roof over their heads?
Serious question...

How does Sara afford her bimmers, house, horses, etc.? She get that much from child support?

She used to post in OT all the time about how she gets into fist fights at work and shit...
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      07-21-2016, 09:48 PM   #6759
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      07-21-2016, 09:49 PM   #6760
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I see a lot of brothers from Chicago that need to lay-low move up here and hook up with the big girls, they loyal, they'll give you a place to stay for free, feed your ass.
Why does it have to be a big girl that has to provide that?
Well, take sarah and her dates as of late...
Does sarah look big to you? Does it look like she feeds the dudes and gives the dudes a roof over their heads?
Serious question...

How does Sara afford her bimmers, house, horses, etc.? She get that much from child support?

She used to post in OT all the time about how she gets into fist fights at work and shit...
Im more concerned about her daughter considering she keeps taking these last minute trips with tinder men.

But hey, gotta pay them bills right?
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      07-21-2016, 09:49 PM   #6761
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I see a lot of brothers from Chicago that need to lay-low move up here and hook up with the big girls, they loyal, they'll give you a place to stay for free, feed your ass.
Why does it have to be a big girl that has to provide that?
Well, take sarah and her dates as of late...
Does sarah look big to you? Does it look like she feeds the dudes and gives the dudes a roof over their heads?
Serious question...

How does Sara afford her bimmers, house, horses, etc.? She get that much from child support?

She used to post in OT all the time about how she gets into fist fights at work and shit...
Like Stonehenge, the Bermuda Triange, the Lochness Monster, and Atlantis, this is one of life's great mysteries
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      07-21-2016, 09:50 PM   #6762
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Well, take sarah and her dates as of late...
Does sarah look big to you? Does it look like she feeds the dudes and gives the dudes a roof over their heads?
He ain't lying, you can be a young Stedman.

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      07-21-2016, 09:51 PM   #6763
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I see a lot of brothers from Chicago that need to lay-low move up here and hook up with the big girls, they loyal, they'll give you a place to stay for free, feed your ass.
Why does it have to be a big girl that has to provide that?
Well, take sarah and her dates as of late...
Does sarah look big to you? Does it look like she feeds the dudes and gives the dudes a roof over their heads?
Serious question...

How does Sara afford her bimmers, house, horses, etc.? She get that much from child support?

She used to post in OT all the time about how she gets into fist fights at work and shit...
Im more concerned about her daughter considering she keeps taking these last minute trips with tinder men.

But hey, gotta pay them bills right?
Yeah man every time I mention something about how she isn't a good mother for taking off to Boston to sleep with random fucking dude, pretty much getting rid of her daughter...not making daughter a priority by hiding her from Boston dude...I get shut down by her "don't tell me how to raise my daughter blah blah blah"
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      07-21-2016, 09:52 PM   #6764
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I see a lot of brothers from Chicago that need to lay-low move up here and hook up with the big girls, they loyal, they'll give you a place to stay for free, feed your ass.
Why does it have to be a big girl that has to provide that?
Well, take sarah and her dates as of late...
Does sarah look big to you? Does it look like she feeds the dudes and gives the dudes a roof over their heads?
Serious question...

How does Sara afford her bimmers, house, horses, etc.? She get that much from child support?

She used to post in OT all the time about how she gets into fist fights at work and shit...
Like Stonehenge, the Bermuda Triange, the Lochness Monster, and Atlantis, this is one of life's great mysteries
I know you girls chit chat, spill the beans!!

What's her secret?
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      07-21-2016, 09:53 PM   #6765
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I see a lot of brothers from Chicago that need to lay-low move up here and hook up with the big girls, they loyal, they'll give you a place to stay for free, feed your ass.
Why does it have to be a big girl that has to provide that?
Well, take sarah and her dates as of late...
Does sarah look big to you? Does it look like she feeds the dudes and gives the dudes a roof over their heads?
Serious question...

How does Sara afford her bimmers, house, horses, etc.? She get that much from child support?

She used to post in OT all the time about how she gets into fist fights at work and shit...
Im more concerned about her daughter considering she keeps taking these last minute trips with tinder men.

But hey, gotta pay them bills right?
Yeah man every time I mention something about how she isn't a good mother for taking off to Boston to sleep with random fucking dude, pretty much getting rid of her daughter...not making daughter a priority by hiding her from Boston dude...I get shut down by her "don't tell me how to raise my daughter blah blah blah"
I mean, you're not wrong.

But hey, as long as it's not my daughter who ends up on the stripperpoll- not my problem
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      07-21-2016, 09:54 PM   #6766
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Matched with this chick...kinda looks like dude but FUCK she made some gains 1MOREMOD

First pic was her profile pic, didn't go beyond before swiping right
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I see a lot of brothers from Chicago that need to lay-low move up here and hook up with the big girls, they loyal, they'll give you a place to stay for free, feed your ass.
Why does it have to be a big girl that has to provide that?
Well, take sarah and her dates as of late...
Does sarah look big to you? Does it look like she feeds the dudes and gives the dudes a roof over their heads?
Serious question...

How does Sara afford her bimmers, house, horses, etc.? She get that much from child support?

She used to post in OT all the time about how she gets into fist fights at work and shit...
Im more concerned about her daughter considering she keeps taking these last minute trips with tinder men.

But hey, gotta pay them bills right?
Yeah man every time I mention something about how she isn't a good mother for taking off to Boston to sleep with random fucking dude, pretty much getting rid of her daughter...not making daughter a priority by hiding her from Boston dude...I get shut down by her "don't tell me how to raise my daughter blah blah blah"
I mean, you're not wrong.

But hey, as long as it's not my daughter who ends up on the stripped poll- not my problem
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I see a lot of brothers from Chicago that need to lay-low move up here and hook up with the big girls, they loyal, they'll give you a place to stay for free, feed your ass.
Why does it have to be a big girl that has to provide that?
Well, take sarah and her dates as of late...
Does sarah look big to you? Does it look like she feeds the dudes and gives the dudes a roof over their heads?
Serious question...

How does Sara afford her bimmers, house, horses, etc.? She get that much from child support?

She used to post in OT all the time about how she gets into fist fights at work and shit...
Like Stonehenge, the Bermuda Triange, the Lochness Monster, and Atlantis, this is one of life's great mysteries
I know you girls chit chat, spill the beans!!

What's her secret?
No, I seriously have no idea as well!
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      07-21-2016, 10:08 PM   #6769
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I see a lot of brothers from Chicago that need to lay-low move up here and hook up with the big girls, they loyal, they'll give you a place to stay for free, feed your ass.
Why does it have to be a big girl that has to provide that?
Well, take sarah and her dates as of late...
Does sarah look big to you? Does it look like she feeds the dudes and gives the dudes a roof over their heads?
Serious question...

How does Sara afford her bimmers, house, horses, etc.? She get that much from child support?

She used to post in OT all the time about how she gets into fist fights at work and shit...
Im more concerned about her daughter considering she keeps taking these last minute trips with tinder men.

But hey, gotta pay them bills right?
Yeah man every time I mention something about how she isn't a good mother for taking off to Boston to sleep with random fucking dude, pretty much getting rid of her daughter...not making daughter a priority by hiding her from Boston dude...I get shut down by her "don't tell me how to raise my daughter blah blah blah"
I don't know if taking time off to date someone makes you a bad parent - you have your own life too, and your own happiness is important. Doing that a couple times is understandable, I think. Now, if it becomes constant, it's more of an issue.

Hiding the kid though... Eeehhh
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We hiding kids up in here? This is where I check out... I agreed to secret Santa, I mailed some goats to a 3rd world country, listened to smoosh cry over a girl for a month, saw tonka's ass shots in spandex, but I gotta draw the line at child trafficking !!!
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If i had kids I'd ditch em too.
You look like you ATE your children... Well, at least upper body...
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Thanks. Sort of. You think 12 inch biceps are big eh?
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Thanks. Sort of. You think 12 inch biceps are big eh?
You're the opposite of humble brag...
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Yeah man every time I mention something about how she isn't a good mother for taking off to Boston to sleep with random fucking dude, pretty much getting rid of her daughter...not making daughter a priority by hiding her from Boston dude...I get shut down by her "don't tell me how to raise my daughter blah blah blah"
That's horrible.
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