[P1]

I heard someone say "turn down for what" today. Had never heard that one before.

[Litos]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I just beat the story mode on that. Shao Khan..WTF.

my 7 year old son told me today that he wasn't going to unlock Shao Khan until he was 15....

how in the goat fuck do you unlock him !?!?

we're on the Challenge Tower and are on level 151....

if we could just freaking unlock Shao Khan, we'd be so freaking happy.....

[MrPrena]

going back to the topic....

Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes!

[MiddleAgedAl]

A really snarky track day buddy likes to make fun of the newbies who are still not very skilled behind the wheel:


"Not the best driver? Hell, he couldn't drive a greased stick up a cows ass"

[2011CrazE89]

I hate those stupid corporate phrases. “Let’s put this to bed”

[Ehwnnc]

Im more confused than a male lady bug

[NEFARIOUS]

My cliches are from obscure movie quotes...

* Stolen from OwnagePranks: "Duuu, hello?" (usually when answering the phone) and "like-a some-boe-dee" (randomly, but usually to get attention)

* Monty Python: "WHAT... Is your quest?" "'Tis just a flesh wound" "I fart in your general direction!" (When I'm hanging around a Vietnamese friend named Nhị) "Nnnnnnnnnnn...I! Ni! Ni! Ni!"

* I'm literally the only "Yank" that'll call people a "pillock" or "sod" or say "bugger off" (too much Top Gear).

* Blazing Saddles: "My name is Ed, but most people call me... Ed." or "[item]? We don't need no stinkin' [item]!"

* Wassapeneen? (from Cheech & Chong)

* When a car cuts me off (inside joke that stuck, started when someone I knew got cut off by a bus): "F**kin' van!"

* This goes back many years, but I use "s**t, Mesheef" (but pronounced like "sheet") when I'm trying to be funny in a bad situation.

* A word I've been finding myself say a lot lately... "Innnnn... Ter-esting."

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

I hate those stupid corporate phrases. “Let’s put this to bed”

I use to use those Chemistry/Chem E terms for business about 15 years ago, but now all the idiot corporate peaons all use em.

Worst
"think outside the bun/box/cubicles"

Sh1t that I do not use anymore (derived from chemistry), because it is played out
-Catalyst
-Transparent/Opaque
-Homo/Heterogeneous

Terms I use now in a business
-Absolute number/zero
-titrate/titration
-buffer
-kinetics/potentials

[954Stealth]

You're as useless as the "ay" in okay

[335is808]

yolo?

[Taskmaster]

"Basic"

as in

That girl is "basic"

[CurbBender'90]

Originally Posted by DSB335d

I hate when people use the word "grind" in reference to work...
Unless you are a professional skate boarder, metal worker or make processed meats... What in the F are you grinding?! STFU!!

How is that stupid, it's self explanatory. How about u get in your car n floor the gas pedal n hold the brake(grinding right)? Life or your ambition should be the gas and life or setbacks is the brakes(holding you back or difficult to move forward)! Most of us just want steel brakes rather than CCB but those bigger "brakes" have a bigger reward. Don't b so literal, reminds me of my younger brother.

[tinman831]

Originally Posted by BMW_Boy7

How is that stupid, it's self explanatory. How about u get in your car n floor the gas pedal n hold the brake(grinding right)? Life or your ambition should be the gas and life or setbacks is the brakes(holding you back or difficult to move forward)! Most of us just want steel brakes rather than CCB but those bigger "brakes" have a bigger reward. Don't b so literal, reminds me of my younger brother.

[K19BMW]

When someone asks me a question I don't feel like answering I just say "What a handsome question" and then walk away.

Also I stole the phrase "she's so wet you can hear the waves crashing against her thighs" from The Inbetweeners.

Those are the 2 I probably use the most

[grimlock]

"Where's the lube?"

[WreckerX5d]

This is gayer than 6 dudes sucking 7 dicks

[UncleWede]

"It's a uterus, not a clown car" Some daughters of people I know are just reaching 30 and have 11 kids!!!!!!

"Don't worry, we have ice" even if we don't, when kids duck out of the way of an inside pitch.

[Litos]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

"Don't worry, we have ice" even if we don't, when kids duck out of the way of an inside pitch.

do you have any awesome baseball dugout sayings/chants ??

I spent 11 games IN THE DUGOUT with the high school varsity baseball team around my area...

these kids are freaking hilarious - they tiptoe on the line of assholes and trolls, but the shit they scream during games has me cracking up....

we were never that vocal when I played baseball....

here's one: the pitcher from the opposing team throws a high fastball. one kid from the dugout yells "get him a bucket !!!" and the rest of the team yells "BECAUSE HE'S THROWIN UP !!!!!"

or lets say they're at bat and hit a grounder to the SS - the SS tosses it wide/high of the first baseman, the kids start yelling "SAIL" at different times, and they make it sound like that one song...

ok ok, last one, the pitcher from the opposing team will throw a fastball (regardless if it's a strike or a ball) and the entire team will start yelling "THROW IT HARDER" and "HAAAAAAAARDERRRRR" and "FASTERRRRR"...

freaking asshole kids sound like a bunch of cackling chickens yelling different douchey things at the other team - it's a beautiful thing to experience since I'm literally standing on the edge of the dugout with players to my left and right

p.s.
there's this one white guy that SWEARS he's Mexican - he's whiter than powder and has blonde hair, but since he grew up "near a trailer park full of Mexicans", he's told me he's been in love with the Mexican culture all his life, so yeah, he's Mexican at heart...

he will literally yell things in Spanish to the other teams, and you can clearly hear what he's saying, BUT, he says it with a slight accent HAHA !!!!

he'll yell the following things:

TU NECESITAS DIOS !!!!! (you need god)
TU NECESITAS TU MAMA Y TU PAPA !!!! (you need your mom and dad)
COME CHORIZO CON PAPAS !!!! (eat chorizo and potatoes)
NO SABES JUGAR BEISBOL !!!! (you don't know how to play baseball)
SE TE FUE LA PELOTA !!!! (you lost the ball)

just random shit like that - again, I'm right in the middle of it and I got kids screaming literally standing next to me...

beautiful thing to be a part of again

[UncleWede]

Don't go to a girls' softball game, they are BRUTAL, and it's almost always the team mom leading the chants. It would certainly violate any rules about "being positive" in coaching AYSO or Little League. I'll have to go watch my niece again to remember some of them.

Chorizo con Papas????? Nice in a tortilla, but what does it have to do with beisbol? Or is it just funny that he's screaming it out with his accent?

[UncleWede]

We had several hit batters last night. When I yelled out "We have ice" everyone turned and asked me "where, in your truck?" because it was a blazing 73 degrees in SoCal. I guess it's getting old now. Or maybe just I am, but I still amuse myself.

[Litos]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Or is it just funny that he's screaming it out with his accent?

that !!!!!

here's another one.

pitcher throws a high fastball that gets away from the catcher - kids start yelling "SAIL !!!" like the song...

when a kid strikes out, they yell "BLESS HIS HEART !!!"...3 or 4 other kids will yell "BLESS IT !!!" or "BLESS HIM !!!"...

you know, just a bunch of chatter to piss the other team off.....

[UncleWede]

Yeah, I missed the section on the baseball academy sign-ups that say they will help develop tomorrow's trolls today