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      04-13-2007, 01:52 PM   #45
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thanks, that's what i wanted to hear...


my gf has a foot fetish, after i lose this toe, i think she might leave me
ROTFL.... Hey you'd still have 9 good ones for shrimping fun!!!

Toes just plain ole' suck, there is simply nothing to do but wait it out.
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haha for teh record, my toe never healed...it's still black and blue
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      06-03-2008, 07:22 PM   #47
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Ouch.. the toe is a very VERY bad place to get hurt.. About a year ago when I was playing basketball with my friends, one of them stepped on my foot and it happened to bend my right big toe nail... I thought I was going to die, I couldn't even walk straight... and the worst part is, I had to cut it off with nail clippers in the bathroom because it was like hanging over...... FUCK, that hurt...
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      06-03-2008, 08:51 PM   #49
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could be worse, you could be doing sit ups and it landed on your dick.
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that looks broken, you better get yourself to a hospital man.
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My toe hurts just looking at that picture.
Yeah, better have xrays taken just to be sure no broken bones.
naaah.. There's nothing they can do for a broken toe. If it hurts to do something, don't do it.
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      06-04-2008, 01:40 PM   #51
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      06-04-2008, 06:08 PM   #52
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Can't begin to tell u guys how bad it hurt to have a 10 lbs dumbell dropped on your 1 toe...it was on a shelf in the backroom where i keep my tools, i was fumbling around looking for my wrench and out of nowhere it rolled down and bam....from 6ft up right on my toe...


wouldn't be so bad if the force was distributed to all the toes, but just 1 goddamn toe...oh, and it has gotten a lil bigger and more purple since the picture...i'll update tomorrow...
hmm try this one. when i was in the service,we were helping another unit move one of their 155mm howitzers (big artillery pieces,towed) these things have 2 long legs, four guys on each one ,we were going to turn it around a few feet only,so we get it where we want it,then everybody drops it,i don't get my left foot out fast enough, it hit my left big toe,all i felt was smushy inside my boot, my big toe looked like hamburger meat,the medic stuck my toe with a big a** needle,then sowed it up,this happened in 96' ,and my toe still looks weird,you can see the place where the stitches went,oh ,it chipped the tip of my toe,crutches for a month.
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hmm try this one. when i was in the service,we were helping another unit move one of their 155mm howitzers (big artillery pieces,towed) these things have 2 long legs, four guys on each one ,we were going to turn it around a few feet only,so we get it where we want it,then everybody drops it,i don't get my left foot out fast enough, it hit my left big toe,all i felt was smushy inside my boot, my big toe looked like hamburger meat,the medic stuck my toe with a big a** needle,then sowed it up,this happened in 96' ,and my toe still looks weird,you can see the place where the stitches went,oh ,it chipped the tip of my toe,crutches for a month.


Yeah man stubbing ur toe against a desk when you're running is one thing, but dropping shit on it is a whole new level of pain. Man if i were to torture someone, i'd take a hammer and start smashing toes, one by one....that's gotta be the worst pain ever.
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Yeah man stubbing ur toe against a desk when you're running is one thing, but dropping shit on it is a whole new level of pain. Man if i were to torture someone, i'd take a hammer and start smashing toes, one by one....that's gotta be the worst pain ever.
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pain, one of the gestapos favorite torture techniques during the nazi days ,was to insert a glass tube in a mans' urethra,then smash his penis with a mallet.....i'm a history buff.




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pain, one of the gestapos favorite torture techniques during the nazi days ,was to insert a glass tube in a mans' urethra,then smash his penis with a mallet.....i'm a history buff.




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They stuck toothpicks in urethas in Nam and then break it...shrapnel galore...and they hang you upside down with a bag over your head and fill it with flesh eating beetles...
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Yeah man stubbing ur toe against a desk when you're running is one thing, but dropping shit on it is a whole new level of pain. Man if i were to torture someone, i'd take a hammer and start smashing toes, one by one....that's gotta be the worst pain ever.
I think I've actually read that chopping off finger tips (and probably likewise for toes) is the worst pain possible.
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OMG! Your middle toe got bigger than you big toe too!!!
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wtf... im suprised u didnt break ur toe!
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