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      04-14-2011, 05:10 PM   #45
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That 1 series is lame nothing special and same with those girls....lame and nothing special.
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      04-14-2011, 05:48 PM   #46
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Still waiting on pics from that girl a few of us called shotgun on......
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      04-14-2011, 05:55 PM   #48
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assuming these girls are old enough to be out of high school, why aren't they in the kitchen learning how to cook a steak to perfection and the delicate art of fetching a man a beer without spilling?
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      04-14-2011, 05:57 PM   #49
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      04-14-2011, 06:04 PM   #51
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I woulda strong handed all three of them for getting near my car. You are a very patient and open-minded man my friend.
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He's saying THAT one series..and i agree..OP's just got a run of the mill 1 series...nothing special...take it easy my 1'er bretheren

(argh why everytime i want to post a real quick reply peeps jump in and ninja post??)
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      04-14-2011, 06:06 PM   #54
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That 1 series is lame nothing special and same with those girls....lame and nothing special.
you drive a 528, and masturbate in friends sisters panties, your argument is invalid
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I woulda strong handed all three of them for getting near my car. You are a very patient and open-minded man my friend.
You act like they were strangers! You guys take this touching the car shit way too seriously! Just wash/detail the fucking thing, end of the world!
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      04-14-2011, 06:26 PM   #56
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He's saying THAT one series..and i agree..OP's just got a run of the mill 1 series...nothing special...take it easy my 1'er bretheren

(argh why everytime i want to post a real quick reply peeps jump in and ninja post??)
Yes right on dude! I was not saying the 1 series is lame I love the 1 series....I was just saying the OP 1 series sucks and so do his girls.. none are special.

He did not have to signify the title with "drunk girls and a 1er". He could have simply said "drunk girls and my car". Or at the least "drunk girls and my bimmer". But perhaps it would have been best if he did not make this stupid thread in the first place.
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      04-14-2011, 10:00 PM   #58
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Oh really? Let's see your blonde buddy
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Oh really? Let's see your blonde buddy
Like blondes are superior
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Oh really? Let's see your blonde buddy
I don't have a blonde douchenugget....your girls are nothing special. What was the point of this thread? Showing off your stock E82 and some average looking girls? Oh I am sorry only one was average the other 2 were not even close....oh I forgot they were drunk.
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And tell your girl to take off her diaper.
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      04-14-2011, 10:07 PM   #62
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He's saying THAT one series..and i agree..OP's just got a run of the mill 1 series...nothing special...take it easy my 1'er bretheren

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Yes right on dude! I was not saying the 1 series is lame I love the 1 series....I was just saying the OP 1 series sucks and so do his girls.. none are special.

He did not have to signify the title with "drunk girls and a 1er". He could have simply said "drunk girls and my car". Or at the least "drunk girls and my bimmer". But perhaps it would have been best if he did not make this stupid thread in the first place.
1. Its a 135, with carbon red interior so it isnt a one in a mill
2. The blonde is cute, and the fact he has a cute girlfriend takes the cake compared to a high school virgin. Who spends his nights fapping to 400 videos.

OP, do you and dont listen to the haters. I would be more than happy to give your girlfriend my best workout.
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1. Its a 135, with carbon red interior so it isnt a one in a mill
2. The blonde is cute, and the fact he has a cute girlfriend takes the cake compared to a high school virgin. Who spends his nights fapping to 400 videos.

OP, do you and dont listen to the haters. I would be more than happy to give your girlfriend my best workout.
I love you Collin. <3.

But seriously she is not cute.
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I love you Collin. <3.

But seriously she is not cute.
drunk females can digress over night of boosing as well as guys, and those pics arent exactly trying to capture her beauty, just her being drunk.

I bet if OP posted one she actually took sober and not making weird faces, she would look better. But she is still cute from the drunk picture.
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drunk females can digress over night of boosing as well as guys, and those pics arent exactly trying to capture her beauty, just her being drunk.

I bet if OP posted one she actually took sober and not making weird faces, she would look better. But she is still cute from the drunk picture.
I'm starting to like you Collins. It's ok. I've had the 135 for 2 weeks. Ive already got the air intake and next is the BMW performance exhaust and cobb access.

And haters, grow up. I was drunk when I posted this and just having a goodtime. As for the leaning against the car, it's a fucking car. Not a damn fragile snowflake.

I'm 26 and enjoy myself, try it for out for yourself sometime.
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