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      05-20-2008, 01:07 PM   #45
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I did, nothing but blood came out...i think it was a spider bite or something, maybe the stripper had spiders in her vagina and it crawled on my face and bit me...in either case, i healed up that one time...then got two more at the previous outings, u can ask iatacs and E90phan they were with me...

i wont be going back to those places, taking up bible study instead...
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      05-20-2008, 05:42 PM   #47
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what if she blows a wet fart on the way down ?
a SHART!
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      05-20-2008, 10:21 PM   #48
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ArmyBimmerDude will start a new thread entitled "So...I just got sharted on by a hot chick, how do I clean up my face?"
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      05-20-2008, 10:25 PM   #49
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ArmyBimmerDude will start a new thread entitled "So...I just got sharted on by a hot chick, how do I clean up my face?"
Suddenly I wish I could retract my statement considering what happened to a certain "other" E90post member.
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      05-20-2008, 10:27 PM   #50
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      05-20-2008, 11:38 PM   #51
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I did, nothing but blood came out...i think it was a spider bite or something, maybe the stripper had spiders in her vagina and it crawled on my face and bit me...in either case, i healed up that one time...then got two more at the previous outings, u can ask iatacs and E90phan they were with me...

i wont be going back to those places, taking up bible study instead...
What like this? Btw, if you get sick easily DON'T WATCH THIS.
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      05-21-2008, 01:48 AM   #53
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What like this? Btw, if you get sick easily DON'T WATCH THIS.
WTFFF, that took forever and I didn't get to see the ending.. -___-

back to eating my mac 'n cheese..

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      05-21-2008, 01:49 AM   #54
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      05-21-2008, 02:05 AM   #55
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What the hell is that????
A big ass cyst. How does someone let one get that big?? Does it happen over night or something??

I found something to redeem the page.. Although I don't find any of the chicks attractive, it made me laugh a little.



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      05-21-2008, 06:30 PM   #60
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Bewbs can be fake or real, large or small, but I"m an @ss guy, so you gotta love this; don't get me wrong though, I'm all for bewbs too..

But this one??
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      05-21-2008, 08:43 PM   #61
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      05-21-2008, 11:15 PM   #62
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Doesn't have to be big. Just an appropriate size and a natural look...and that a## is definitely natural
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